KILZ FILLZ Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I’m treating myself to a month of rent. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I don't think I get a tax return. 😐 I get to pay. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I fully thought I was going to get the sick ass baby mama coin. fuckin feds swooped on that cos of some dumb ass student loan thing. Bummer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I'm waiting on a W-2. Don't forget Trump won't fine you if you don't have health insurance this year. He's like "Corona virus? You good, drink bleach " 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Iced limeade in Santo Domingo, DR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Wish I could answer this one, but I am no longer in this position. Now it's more so, What is the IRS gonna buy with my Tax return? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I might be able to get a cheeseburger... or a couple candy bars. We'll see. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I paid some property taxes with my tax return. Taxation is Theft. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I already bought it visa wants their fuckin money 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Couple black n milds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Did pretty good math this year and I owe $1.00 No free interest loan to the gov from me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Fuck all that i dont partake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 I haven’t done my taxes I’m too trunt up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 This is the first and greatest year of Uncle Sam fuckery I’ve ever scored. In a big way. It’s going to get me out of a lot of problems at a gnarly turn in life. Mostly recent debts and credit fixings, but I’ll be helping out some family members, and probably a new laptop. Maybe a plane ticket (honk honk @KILZ FILLZ) Grateful ass ninja over here for sure. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 29, 2020 Author Share Posted February 29, 2020 @NightmareOnElmStreetcome thru!!!!! We got an extra bedroom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Two reverse-collared Dior shirts. smh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Probably all for the better because I'd probably just buy car parts or amps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Haven't run the numbers yet but I'm pretty sure I'll be buying some groceries and maybe a nice meal. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 I got fucked last year for the first time in the history of paying my taxes. I’m expecting the same this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 2 hours ago, abrasivesaint said: I got fucked last year for the first time in the history of paying my taxes. I’m expecting the same this year. I changed my tax structure a few years ago. Businesses I do work for no longer report my income and neither do I. I havent filed in the past 2 years. Im gonna see how that works out for me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 I haven't filed in like 2 years..... and I'm hoping I don't owe some stupid massive amount. My hope is that I picked wisely on my options so that I owe very little. But I dunno. I should probably figure that out. Does anyone know how to do that without talking to the IRS and saying well how much money do you want guise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 @Dirty_habiT I've used turbo tax for the last several years and have been happy with the cost-to-pain-in-the-ass ratio compared to previous years of using H&R. years ago I used a friend of a friend who was an actual tax accountant (not h&r employee) and he was awesome and organized, depending on how much you made it might be worth your time to sit down with a real person. good luck @mr.yuckunless the boogaloo kicks off I don't see that going well for you in the long term 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 29 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: good luck @mr.yuckunless the boogaloo kicks off I don't see that going well for you in the long term No i dont think so either. I ran into some insurance snafu a few years ago that made me shut down my old business and start a new one so i could continue to opperate. So i havent filed at all since i created this entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 I bought a new t.v. the rest is going into savings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) I don't know what's funnier, the "screen shot" or the meme no dis just funny 😀 Edited March 2, 2020 by WorldBench 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 GAHHHHHD DAMN. Never in my life have i seen a such a large sum of money disappear so fuckin fast..... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Getting money back, why can't I enjoy life being single with no dependents ??? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 10:28 PM, NightmareOnElmStreet said: GAHHHHHD DAMN. Never in my life have i seen a such a large sum of money disappear so fuckin fast..... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share Posted March 21, 2020 Tax day got pushed back a few weeks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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