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All I have left is half a 40 of high life and I don't have enough money that I want to spend it on delivered food. I tried putting some honey mustard on a really old, stale pita that was in the fridge, but it sucked really bad. What kind of food can I make out of half a 40, stale pitas, my room mates condiments, and garbage lying around my room? I need advice from people with real culinary experience please. Would ketchup on a similar pita work better? I really need to know so I don't get a hangover. Thanks!

 

woulda said stfu poz but then you said hangover

 

the poz doesnt know what a hangover is.

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You gotta have more to work with than that, no can of mushrooms? No oil? List your condiments/spices and dry goods and I might be able to help.

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No pasta? A bag of macaroni costs less than a buck depending where you're at.

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wrap pita in moist paper towel

put in microwave for a few seconds

 

moisture will make it soft again

 

proceed to fill inside with whatever condiments you see fit

may give you the shits or a stomach ache

but thats better than a hangover

 

 

 

OR

 

 

go to a fast food restaurant and offer a teenager your 40 for a hook up on some burgers

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I need advice from people with real culinary experience please. Would ketchup on a similar pita work better? I really need to know so I don't get a hangover. Thanks!

 

 

LOL and propped.

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just gave em his 8th reputation_pos.gif

 

better hit me back so i can reach the holy grail aka 12th tic tac

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You seriously can't manage a walk/bike ride/HALO jump to the grocery store and stuff a couple packets of Ramen in your pockets??? Must not be that hungry then

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RUN WITH THEM.......... NAW IM KIDDING. CHALK IT UP AS A LOSS, GO TO SLEEP HUNGRY. BUT GRUB THE FUCK OUT TOMORROW. TREAT YOURSELF TO COLDSTONE, HAVE THEM CRUSH A TWIX INTO YOUR ICE CREAM LIL GUY........

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Take pcp

eat roommate

save the world

douse the flames of your insatiable hunger.

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Go check out the post your meals thread till your full IT WORKS BRAHH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OORRRRR you can tell minors you will buy them alcohol if you can keep the change do it enough and you can get some shit from the store.

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You are worried about getting a hangover from drinking half a 40?

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