Schnitzel Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 I've never been on Tinder but she looks like the average chicks that would swipe right or left ( whichever one is the good one) on me. therefore TRASH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Trash angry eyebrows. Smash tennis juggernaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 On 11/6/2019 at 10:12 PM, Drue_Down said: Here she is from the backside... I assume. Hulk Trash 🗑 There is not even one small thing about this girl that would make me have even a slight interest in this. Trrrrrasssshhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Ughhhh lawd. Ultima-trash. Comicon chola fusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 3:59 PM, One Man Banned said: I don't want these 2 getting overlooked. Second one is thick enough for some of you...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Shaving and ewok doesn't stop it from being an ewok. Third moon of Endor trash. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Trash the midgets too man. It'd just be too weird, even if they look alright. Plus those hands, I can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 I'd hit a good looking midget once and make a short decision if I like it or not. Many ways to bypass the awkward moments. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 I just realized I might be a midgephobe. To me they look evil sometimes, like I don't think I could do it if I had the chance. The entire time I'd be worrying about if she'd skip the abortion and go straight to eating the baby if she got preggo. Kind of a turn off. Gotta keep inspecting the condom making sure it's still on tight, no tears and shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapitalism Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Smash midgets. Trash hep c golem. Trash Ace Ventoprah Winfrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 I think i would try to smash a midget, but at some point, I'm going to think of them as a oddly shaped child and me and my boner would have to leave. /nopedo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 I mentioned this before in some thread, someone is getting me a stripper for my Birthday this weekend, but I have mixed feelings towards the dancer. Let me start it off they way it was presented to me. So, this was the flier I was given.... Not bad right? But then, here I go doing ma thang and found this.... Smash or Trash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 What you mad your escort might be a hooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Birthday smash for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 On 11/30/2019 at 5:06 AM, One Man Banned said: I don't want these 2 getting overlooked. Second one is thick enough for some of you...? I’ll smash that second one for sure she’s wifey material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Young Helen Mirrin. Seriously, I'm borderline and I can't really work out why. Maybe a bit manheady? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 easy smash. although for some reason her head reminds me of Vaughn bode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 You'll need to bring your machete and whack your way through some pretty heavy bush, no doubt. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Smash unless trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 No trap, i reckon she's better looking as she ages - she was hot in that movie Red with Bruce Willis and the other old blokes. She just has a man head in her earlier days that I can't get past. Maybe doggie smash..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 (edited) 2019 Meh, I'd rather smash..... the Wachati Princess... Edited December 11, 2019 by T4M* 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Juses, who wouldn't??! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Obvious smash is Obvious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 I’d blow all up In that it’s a sign of affection . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Enjoy, is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I only do the horizontal hustle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Mattress wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Pelvic Yoga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Twerking > Belly Dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 The only person I've ever known to talk about belly dancing was this hippy ass English teacher I had in high school. She probably smelled like a locker room just judging on appearance alone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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