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Dear Cali,

I thought you graduated already?

-seyseysey

 

Dear person,

I tried to be there for you when you needed someone

to talk to and prove that you could count on me for help.

I let you in my life on a really personal level, and right now

you are not favoring it back in a good way. You hurt people

that love you, and you fool yourself. You know it's fucking

you up inside and out and others around you. I don't have

room for your continuous drama in my life, so it hurts me to

have to let you go, but all I want to do right now is to forget.

 

-ms.firstname

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dear goddammed sore throat,

 

i hope you die in a firey acidc, and painfulway. i hope my white blood cells rip up your fingernails and batter the open flesh in salt brine before pinning your fingernails back on with hot, rusty needles. then they slit your wrists, pull your veins from your arms and hang you from a bridge by your veins. and to finish you off i hope they find the biggest truck and hit your lifeless body ovre and over again until your reamins are liquified on the hot road to simmer for days

 

love,

RU.

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Dear Best Buy Job,

 

Even though you are a job, which means money in my pocket, I hate you. I've only been working here for about 2 weeks and I despise every morning that I have to wake up and go to you. The sight of a Best Buy makes me nauseous now. If it were not for aforementioned money, and the pretty chill ass people that work there, I would quit already. Swear.

 

Sincerely,

Disgruntled RR

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dear sooki sooki noo

 

nah it's just a wee shame on the poor doag. he's no had the greatest o starts. one o the pervious owners had him as a show dog, kept him in a cage and used to belt the poor wee cunt when he wouldn't keep his tail up or behave...

 

i get the impression he's scared. i had a length o' wood. so i'm presuming he's shit scared o' sticks, therefore he thought it'd be a great idea to take a chunk oot the back o' my leg...

 

how is your bonny self anyhoo?!?

 

 

 

 

 

dear brass balls barry baltic winter...

 

your only advantage is that you keep my tinnys cold oot in the back garden

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