Dear ________,

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

Dear deadmaus,

KILL YOURSELVES.

FUCK YOU,

peanut

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

Dear pretty young thing in the yellow dress,

let me see ya titty, just one titty,

please?

 

peanut

[massgraff]

DEAR PEANUT,

 

LAWL.

 

MASS

[massgraff]

DEAR SSN,

 

I DEFINETELY WILL BUT I HAVEN'T MADE THE ACCOUNT YET.

 

MASS

 

[Rolf Harris]

dear massgraff...

 

your special text brightens up my day, as i have forgot what the sky looks like, but noo i kinda remember.

 

dear raaaaaaaaaaaaahsbelly cali...

 

i bet that boy was a fuckin' headcase ninja just waitin' to see if a mother fucker would...

 

 

 

i was also at the gym tonight. i weighed myself for the first time in 5 months to find i now weigh 14 stone... last time i was under 11

 

i think two of that is my liver... an the other 1 is most certainly muscle...

 

 

i'm sure i cheered the gym up by lettin' oot fuckin' healthy rippers o' farts everytime i was on the bench press though...

 

 

your boyo aboot blew a fuckin' hole in the seat!

 

 

 

 

goodnight oontz!!

 

 

rolf haggis is off to his private room on the big steamin' boat!!

 

 

fuckin' toot toot ya bams!

[CALIgula]

dear rolf,

 

he was definitely a ninja.

or an asian gang member.

because im a big guy, he saw me waiting to use the squat rack and didnt even flinch.

 

cG

 

p.s. you really fart while benching?

[SukiSukiNow]

dear IHU,

☐ like

or

☐ like like

<3 ssn

[morton]

Dear Dude who emailed me about a job,

 

I will be calling you tomorrow.

 

Thanks,

Morton

[massgraff]

DEAR ROLF,

 

NO PROB BOB.

 

MASS

[RazorRamon]

Dear Paycheck,

 

AW MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU AT ALL. THESE CAPS ARE NOT EVEN EXPRESSING MY EXCITEMENT. I'LL DO A DANCE ONCE I CASH YOU I SWEAR.

 

RR

[ms.seyer]

Dear Brian Wilson,

When can we get married?

I'll let you assasinate my mentality any day.

 

-seyer

[SukiSukiNow]

dear sey,

im sorry but brian wilson and

i are engaged.

<3 ssn

[asthma al]

dear sacramento kings,

yall mother fuckers need to step your mother fucking game up, how the fuck we gonna lose to a 1-7 team..wtf.

-asthma al

[ms.seyer]

Dear sooks,

Aw damn! I should've known!

I'm gonna call up the mask and

tell em to cancel our plans for me

and Brian :(

-seysey

[SMdoubleXL]

Dear Rolf..your posts and props always make my laugh.

thanks.

SMooches.

 

Dear Casek,

I know you think I have, but I haven't forgotten.

I almost ALMOST threw in the white flag

but

I dont think so.

Im trying to find my weapons of mass destruction.

I know you have already found yours.

 

soon.

 

B

[SukiSukiNow]

dear sey,

what about timmy?

you guys would make a

very cute couple.

<3 ssn

 

dear tonight,

hurry.

im super excited.

<3 ssn

[CALIgula]

dear asthma al,

 

i agree with you.

i stopped watching in the 4th quarter cause it got too humiliating.

 

cG

 

dear ssn and seyer,

 

ya'll should marry juan uribe.

team chubb lubb!

 

cG

[SukiSukiNow]

dear cali,

i am spoken for by brian wilson.

also, i might be driving my

mom to sacramento sat night.

we should chill while she kicks it

with her homegirl.

<3 ssn

[CALIgula]

dear ssn,

 

i am down!!

can't wait to see the new and improved you.

 

cG

[!@#$%]

dear ladies of oontz.

 

who tf is brain wilson?

i'll google him, this is like a rhetorical letter.

 

xo

!@#$%

[!@#$%]

Dear ladies,

 

get your heads examined.

 

sincerely,

 

[SukiSukiNow]

dear !@#$%,

lol no!!!

brian wilson as in

the pitcher for the

sf giants.

 

<3 ssn

 

p.s. get to knitting!

[Decyferon]

dear !@#$%

 

did you really not know who Brian Wilson was? or were you picturing the beach boy guy? I dont know baseball so wouldnt have a clue if a pitcvher had that name.

 

-Decy

 

Dear work

 

please make the next week go quickly this overtime is killer and cant wait for a day off next thursday

 

Decy

[Rolf Harris]

dear oontz weemin' (females)...

 

i thought people in california actually still listened to the beach boys... i'm fuckin' really fuckin' gutted...

 

 

 

dear caliG...

 

i had chiili for tea the night beofre and two egg rolls "fir ma denner" (for one's lunch) the following afternoon. i also had a week off teh weights. so when i was struggling i near enough blew a fuckin' hole in yon (the/that) bench... twas rather funny actually. had to ask my mate spottin' to take the bar...

 

 

no windows in that bitch either...

 

 

get a fuckin' taste and deal with it honkies!...

[EON 352]

Dear Homemade Vaporizer,

 

You make me feel like a baser, but you get me high as fuck. I feel conflicted with your use. And thanks to that random dude that gave me weed for drawing a stupid ass tattoo for his sister. Best of luck you fucking black juggalo motherfucker! HAHAHAHAHAHAH size7redtextoner

 

-Eonski

[ms.seyer]

Dear Suki Wilson,

I can work with Timmy, we'll smoke

each other out on the daily and

we'll pitch each other travel mugs full of coffee

to each other in the morning :lol:

-seyseysey

 

Dear CALiGUULAAA,

:lol: Uuuuuribe is old enough to be my uncle!

-seyseyyy

[CALIgula]

dear rolf,

 

rofl.

 

cG

 

 

dear sey sey,

 

age aint nuthin but a numba, ya dig?

 

but if it bothers you that much, you can marry buster posey...dudes only 23.

 

cG

[ms.seyer]

Dear Cali,

haha that's true, I actually have only been with

men older than me.Not on some 20+ yr age difference,

but a significant amount older than me.

Posey is like a baby! Wish I could marry them all :lol:

-seyseysey

[CALIgula]

dear seyer,

 

im 30.

lets get married.

i will feed you till you fit my requirements.

 

cG

[ms.seyer]

Dear Cali,

I'm gonna be like this by the time I fit your requirements!

 

:lol: :lol:

-seyseysey