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this is a DEAR ghost written for SSNs house guests...

 

dear house guests,

could you please pack it up already

and go home! youre not even here yet and

already overstaying your welcome!

your preventing me from getting my

swerve on...

thank you,

SSN

 

 

dear SSN,

please show them that letter asap

so we can get back to business

fucking stupid!

love, IHU

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Dear peeps,

 

no, i thought brian wilson was a beach boy.

of COURSE i knew the ladies weren't drooling over him, i just thought his pic was funny thinking of these chicks fawning.

however, i had no clue who Brian Wilson the pitcher was (is.)

i know about baseball, how it's played, that it's boring as fuck, and i don't watch it.

i'm also terrible with names. so i can tell you who housmanzadah from the Ravens is, because i like football, but i have no clue how to spell his name.

 

!@#$%

 

 

 

dear new boss,

 

thx for taking a 2 week vacation!

:)

 

<3

me

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dear massgraff

 

word. but i was typing too fast and not looking at the screen.

whatever, i don';t believe them anyway. they prolly love those beach boys.

 

!@#$%

 

 

 

dear seyer and Cali,

 

we've needed a new 12oz marriage. i think we're only on 3.

and have another oontz baby while you're at it.

 

!@#$%

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dear tattoo artist homie,

 

thanks for hooking up my homegirl with a tattoo for cheap last night.

 

cG

 

 

dear 2 stripper girls from last night,

 

thank you for flashing your boobs, butt, and va-jay-jay to me, my homie, and my home girl at the gas station for a few shots of my grey goose last night.

 

cG

 

dear caligula,

 

youre 30 years old...wtf are you doing kicking it till 7am with strippers that are bending over in a gas station parking lot showing you their vagoos?!?

 

grow the fuck up man.

 

p.s. get some fucking sleep...its 12:53pm and you havent slept in more than 24 hours.

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dear seyer and Cali,

 

we've needed a new 12oz marriage. i think we're only on 3.

and have another oontz baby while you're at it.

 

!@#$%

 

Dear !@#$%,

 

no offense, and Seyer..by all means, im not trying to step on your toes..

 

but I thought Cali and I were gonna tie the knot?

Im not having anymore kids, maybe that's the deal breaker.

 

can we at least honeymoon, Cali?

 

always the last to know.:lol: ,

SMooches

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dear cailG...

 

keep gettin' ya grown man on...

 

 

dear silky wilkie...

 

please have enough money left over from buying your new wheels to get blootered with me in teh battle cruiser today...

 

 

 

dear people of the oontz...

 

i got a picture of someone wearing a KC hat last night...

 

i'll post up in day in pies soon enough...

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