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dear smelllikesmagnums,

 

im sure there are many diseases on the oontz...i was just recommending that dress because it looks cool! :cool:

 

cG

 

dear symbols,

 

just for you, next time im at the gas station giving shots of grey goose to strippers to get flashed, i will take pictures and post them here in 12oz for even more lulz!

 

cG

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Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada.

 

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic.

 

Dear person reading this,

You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.

Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow.

 

Dear Nickelback,

That's enough.

Sincerely, The World.

 

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace.

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RU,

 

not you, the guys in that flick. dunno, maybe you are in that flick.

either way, it's in the abstract.

i met some blackwater guys when i was in NOLA, they were fine with me. and i never thought about their dicks.

all that said, i hope the dod budget gets mad tiny. like, micro tiny.

that seems like a crazy amount of dollars. but good for you.

!@#$%

 

 

cali,

that sentence wasn't run on. it just had one too many commas. imo.

!@#$%

 

everyone

i cannot seem to break out of the habit of nearly signing these lil things with my name.

i usually only get to where my fingers hovers above the keyboard on the first letter and then realize oops.

but if one day i do type my name, shit, i won't be surprised.

!@#$%

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dear chubbs,

 

its not you...but certain 12ozers feel its ok to drop the n-bomb left and right on this site....and not with the "a" on the end, but with the "er" at the end....a group of us with lots of prop points have decided thats not cool at all, so we will be negapropping anyone who blatantly uses that word....its not feasible for the mods to go through the entire site and edit or delete posts with that word in it....so we are like vigilantes or something on 12oz....case in point the "whole block vs one dude thread" had a lot of racial insults in it.

 

trying to make 12oz a better place,

cali-g

 

 

dear symbols,

 

one, can, never, use, enough, commas, !,

 

cG

 

dear ssn,

 

imad.

ya'll wimmenz have each others backs no matter what!

the whole thing reminds me of the lifetime channel.

 

cG

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dear swindle

 

don't watch french film before you're about to try to sleep.

they've made depravity entertainment.

that said, the rottentomatoes reviews on that movie make it look super rad.

samples:

certainly an immersive experience that's decidedly difficult to shake. The problem is that it's also the most excruciating sit in recent cinematic memory.

At times stunningly beautiful, at others shockingly banal, Enter the Void passes over the mystery of death for mysteries more mundane and generic

and those are 'rotten' reviews.

think i'll throw it on the cue.

 

!@#$%

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