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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear sizetags,

hope everythign is working out on your side.

dose.

 

dear girl,

you were drunk and we made out, the next night, you were sober and we had sex, I dont even know your last name and you're telling me that you like me and that you couldnt resist, hence why we had sex.

No. im sorry. but a relationship with you will not be happening. I hate to break it to you, but you have slut written all over you and to be frank, I dont want a part of it.

 

Doser.

 

Dear Paycheck,

I wish I knew how to spend wisely, and I do apologise.

I will try to spend better, and not blow it all on alcohol and weed.

 

Doser

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dear TTT,

 

what career is Sarah getting in to?

 

cG

 

 

dear ssn,

 

we were sad to see you go!

we should do it again soon!

that place had good food.

guess who im texting with as we speak?

why am i typing in short sentences?

 

sincereal,

 

caliGULAsh

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dear world of employment,

please let schnitzel in

I don't steal much stationery( in fact since I always like to have the latest new type of pen I tend to buy myself)

I do go to town on the biscuit tin however but don't let that stop you!

boredasshit schnitzeloner

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dear other girl,

i still have a girlfriend... i dont think you understand...

however we have a bet that whoever did better on this test owes the other a bottle of vodka and i know i rocked the shit out of that test, get your wallet ready.

 

-wisetux

 

dear swindle,

learn karate, grude wont fuck with you

-tux

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Dear TTT,

My closest friend of 20 yrs decided to enter the military16 yrs or so ago, i thought my world was ending, and was too coward to go to the airport with her as she was off to bootcamp.

she is back in Vegas, and not active military now. things havent changed for us.

I wish you and your friend the best during these times. Military makes some solid ass people.

HAng in there.

 

ps..your 12 oz friends may have to make due til then ;)

>SM<

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dear stupid people of the world,

 

please stop being so fucking retarded. i was told that if i change the way i think about you i will be happier in my life. but it's really hard to not have contempt for you when you are so incredibly stupid. and i'm not talking about spelling errors and poor grammar stupid, i mean like "i don't want gays to marry cuz they will teach homosexuality to my children in school" stupid. i cannot think about you any differently without you putting in a little effort, too.

 

i know you didn't listen to any of that but i tried.

 

- full of hate for others

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Dear mudpuddles,

you live in portland, so you will have to get used to stupid people, be it corny indie hipsters or ultra conservative right wing militant soccer moms. just know that there are a few pockets of decent folks hiding out in this city

-carlo1

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Dear Bfish,

Keep breathing, deep breaths, don't think about it

so much, you'll be fine.

Keep yourself distracted.

Good luck,

-seysey

 

Dear "dude down the street",

It was nice getting to know you.

After 5 years of seeing each other and never saying

"hi" I'm glad we finally got to talk. We literally

saw each other grow up, which is kinda weird.

We should have lunch out sometime or even have

a mini bbq at your place or mines.

 

ps- it's great to meet someone who is my age, or a little bit

older on this street.

Happy happy,

-m.seyziller

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Dear white punk supervisor named "DAN" at my job

 

FUCK YOU NIGGA, SO YOU CAUGHT ME ME PUTTIN' MY PHONE IN MY POCKET

AND YOU GONNA COME AT ME SIDEWAYS TALKIN' BOUT "NEXT TIME I SEE YOU

ON THE PHONE IT'S OVER" FUCK OFF WITH ALL THAT CLOWN SHIT....YOU MUTHAFUCKAS GET ON A POWER TRIP AND WANNA TALK TO A NIGGA AS IF I WAS A CHILD,

MISS ME WITH ALL THAT CORNY SHIT......ON ANOTHER NOTE IM DRUNK AND RELAXIN'......AND I NEED A HAIRCUT.

 

 

BTB

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dear super awesome guy in front of me in line yesterday,

 

your pants make me smile. not in a warm and fuzzy way, but in a evil kind of way. you moved way too fast and i couldn't get a shot of you. i wanted a picture of you to share with others so someone could explain to me why, if your pants obviously are the size you wear (or possibly one size smaller than you wear) why would you have to sag them down to your knee caps? don't get me wrong, i ain't hatin on your sag, i totally did it back in the tomboy days. but i my pants were fucking HUGE. your pants are skin tight untill you get to your knee area and then it looks like you took a giant dump in your jeans. anyway, i'll get you next time.

 

- puds

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear TTT,

My closest friend of 20 yrs decided to enter the military16 yrs or so ago, i thought my world was ending, and was too coward to go to the airport with her as she was off to bootcamp.

she is back in Vegas, and not active military now. things havent changed for us.

I wish you and your friend the best during these times. Military makes some solid ass people.

HAng in there.

 

ps..your 12 oz friends may have to make due til then ;)

>SM<

 

 

Dear SM

Thanks, i appreciate it. I suppose ur right....but i do gotta try and be more socialable. im kinda bad at tryin to talk to folks.

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