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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear brain time,

 

why do you think it is after lunch time. you keep making me happy thinking my day is close to done, and then i look at the clock. fuck you. it is just barely 11am. it's not even nice out. at least i got katamari on my phone now to waste time in the bathroom. i hate fridays.

 

- mp

 

dear providence,

 

i have foiled your charitable giving bribery again. i wore jeans anyway, cause i'm a fucking rebel......

 

- your favorite disgruntled employee

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear caligula,

it's all good.

always next time...

my coworker asked me if you were gonna drive to reno

twice a week to smash her. lol.

maybe i will see you on my way to reno monday?

<3 ssn

 

dear bfish,

maybe you can come meet me and cali for lunch monday

if we make that happen?

it's been so long, we need to talk in person.

also, remind me to give you $10 for your cousin and tell him

i said heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

<3 ssn

 

dear cold,

i feel you coming on. im gonna fight you

every step of the way you motherfucker!

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear z-bra,

 

you should just come to cali anyways...they have llamas at the zoo.

 

dear bfish,

 

just text me when a good time for going to the hood is.

 

dear ssn,

 

so your co-worker is down for the smash??...lol....i'll get some fried chicken.

 

dear bfish again,

 

is andys that cheap food place you were talkin about??

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear person of avoidance.

I was hoping at the art show last night that I did not see you, even though I really wanted to. It would have made for an akward situation, because your friend admittied he had a lil thing for me, not knowing I was into you.

 

I think this was the reason you ran like the wind.

 

I did see you two take those two seats about 4 ft behind where I was standing, hoping to god you did not notice it was me.

 

But if you did, did my ass look good at least?

 

wondering,

SM

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Gmail,

 

I am trying to start a new blog on your e-blogger site, as well as starting a new account to do so. Unfortunately, you're site has grown so large that it is hard to come up with account names.

 

 

Dear cuntburger@gmail.com,

 

Enjoy your account asshole. If I ever meet you, I'm going to throat punch you.

 

 

--Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dar girl,

what did I do?

seriously thinsg were so good????WTF????

schnitzel confused oner!

 

dear girl,:heartbeat: :love4: :love4: :love4:

thank you for the brownies!!!! and the chat!

you made my day!!

seriously.

after the last time I saw you when I left feeling really down this is a serious turn up for the books!

this will come back to you in a good way

schnitzel

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear bfish,

 

yup, me and sukisukinow ate there once.

she thought it was good...i thought it was a bit mediocre and overpriced.

i know of a spot right down the street we might be able to hit up.

then again, theres always soul food...but i think theyre closed on mondays, and tuesdays, and wednesdays, and probably every day of the week.

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear bfish,

 

i asked you to get on aim.. you did no comply.

 

thus proving east is better then west.

 

p.s. i'm almost done with the book.

any reccomendations on what book i should get next?

pps thanks for getting me back into reading.

 

-east is better then west BOAT BOAT BOAT YACHTKICKS

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear schnitz

 

im gonna go out on a limb and say your lady wont make you brownies if you 'clean up drunk girls' with cali. so..... yea.

 

havefunthough

edoggggggggggggggy

 

dear edoggggilicious

I know you're right hence the reason I said if it goes "tits up" i.e. fails

which I really don't want to happen but as we are in early stages (< less than three months) I can't rule anything out.

schnitzel "eating brownies oner!

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear siem the fill in coffee lady,

 

i love you. don't tell leonora but your coffee is better. and you told me i was beautiful the other day (nh, i think....), that made my day. i like talking you to you. especially if you make my coffee before other people in the line in front of me.

 

remember everyone: love your local barista, they may love you back (it is easier if they are cute little asian ladies)!!

 

- muds

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