CALIgula Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear triple t, gross! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitzel, cheers mate! mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milky G Cheers My dear! <3 schnitzel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear asshole who lives in the apartment above me, Your layout obviously places your main living area directly above my bedroom and I have had to listen to you play your new DJ Hero game starting promptly at 8:00 am for the last 2 days. The same shitty 3 note bassline over and over disrupting my sweet, sweet slumbers. Turn that shit down before I resort to pissing in a cookie sheet, freezing it, and sliding it under your door. Fuck off and die you hipster piece of shit. Always, M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EBPH Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Heineken, You definately did not taste better coming up. the afterburps are grossing me out, and generally that takes alot. dear netflix, thanks for cake eaters.i liked it, in a girly way. Dear tripTs, seriously you come up with the grossest shit on here. you make my penis soft with these stories. i don't like to think about girls burping or their clit piercings touching dirty toilets. think of the penix t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ebph/rookie i could give a fuck about you, your opinions, and that tiny thing you call a penis.besides. and the whole i dont like thinking about statement shouldve stopped there. something tells me you dont like using your brain in general. thanx anywayzzzz i will keep that ''penix'' in mind when i find the time to concern myself with trivial shit. dear caligula, haha. sorry. celebrated two homies comming home from iraq. it was a durka geehadddd good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear brain, it's not you, it's them. hang in there buddy. - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear the dear _____ no homo readers, thanks for not bitching about my posts. haha. my life will eventually get better and they will stop. until then im venting in here like it's my twitter. doser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mr vonnegut, happy birthday! is that an innapropriate greating for a dead person? well, you taught me not really to care. i miss you, though i didn't really know you. you are my hero, along with mr. flint, because you are true americans. the truth is out there. i will keep trying to see it. thanks for every great lesson you taught me. truely yours, mudpuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear fellow targets for middle management hostility, Today we won a great battle. They tried to fire me, but all it took was a bit of slick talking and I turned the entire situation around. Instead of firing me, the boss divulged company secrets, and promised me change in the workplace. He promised me a relaxed working atmosphere, without all the negative vibes he's been putting out and polluting the salesfloor with. I stood up to him and not only won, but sparked change. Do not let fear control you. Speak up when you're right, even if you stand alone. The sheer display of my grande cojones shook the fuck out of my boss, making him powerless. Handle your business like a professional, don't make up excuses, and provide an alternative solution to the problem that allows your boss to "save face" in front of the other employees. This is the key to negotiations with middle management. Good luck out there. Sincerely, Nigga Stole My Bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear nsmbfan, WIN!! one of our upper management team was let go due to budget constrants but i think it was due to his stellar decision making abilities (please imagine sarcasm font used) good days all around to the underlings!! now if they would just listen to my suggestions for change!! - mp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chorizo tacos with cheese, sour cream, avocado, radishes, cilantro, onion, cucumber, jalapeno, and cilantro, you are my one true love. prepare to be fucking devoured. :heartbeat: zeebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new potential job owner, Why did you hire me on the spot at the interview only to call me back the next day and say "sorry but I hired someone right after you"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mud Puddles, Become your own boss if you have great ideas. All you need is an idea. Or... copy exactly what you see, add your little bit of flavor - repackage it with a new logo. It is the American Way. Don't believe me? Homer Simpson is just a ripoff of Archie Bunker. -nsmb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear oregon/ grey hound Be nice to me. I has no cousin to accompany me this time. Oh and no warm coat. Layered- B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear oregon/ grey hound Be nice to me. I has no cousin to accompany me this time. Oh and no warm coat. Layered- B. fish Dear you, You should of took the train. It's like the same price and you get to drink! and walk around and what not, and talk to people. -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear intangible fame, see you this weekend! <3 noona/ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Today, So weird. Definately a premature Friday The 13th.lets dont and say we did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo TTT, you went on a date with a dude in a versace suit? that's fucking weird... where did you go that required a versace suit? t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear zebra, when you gonna come visit the llama farm? dear ssn, sorry i didnt make it out to frisco....i was sooooo tired..and broke. :( maybe next time though. dear bfish, im off on tuesdays and saturdays. when are we going to the hood? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mista, tell me why yo sistas rap games like twista she even got a dolla for errytime she hollas but dont come askin cuz dee hoes always laughin. Why does thee must pronounce the exact terms of a hermaphrodite in the fusion of compensation of a verbal twist? Sincerely, MIstafaboolous./oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ruby you seem kind of annoyed your mother purchased one of my canvas'. i can't think why and i kinda wish i talked to you for the duration of high school. i would like to provide dick to you at some stage since you only live down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devil42 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear floyd i know we're boys yo. but i just wanna get this off my chest dog. its really hard for me to keep chilling with you while you have no clue . but i had sex with your sister and i liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliserx Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear people with the snakes, i had never held a snake before... or put one on my shoulders, made kissy faces @ it, and put pictures of me + snake on my phone. i want a ball python now. shoulda jacked you. but thanks for the experience. hope you enjoy my friends sugar glider. she traded you the evil one =) iluvallcreatures, erx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cariguuuuullloooooaaaa (caligula), Zomg. Asap. I work on tuesdays 2-10 pm and sat 7 am-3pm. Maybe sat might be a good day. We can go to the marshall!! escited-B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear johnny cash, how do you get me to repeatedly listen to hymnals on my ipod? and get bible verses stuck in my head. what the fuck? when the man comes around is an awesome song anyway.... - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, seeing as how that cuzzo moved to nyc, probably not any time too soon. i do miss california though. z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mexican grocery store, .99 chorizo breakfast burritos make the sun shine extra bright. god bless you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visualpollution Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear hypocrites Stop being a fucking hypocrite... -Visualpollution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear zebra, I am bummed. That llama farm sounded like all kinds of amazing. But I am sure having your cousin close by is cool beans. I know if mine left ca I'd be in a confused, lost hiatus. sincerely-B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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