suca Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 dear midlife crisis i wasnt expecting to run into you so soon in life but this whole "what the fuck am i doing with my life ive wasted so much time i have no direction" shit is comin on strong whatthefuckamidoingwithmylife edogggggggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 dear vacation why did u have to end. going home was great. now i am back in this town where i lay my head.... souls of the beach goer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Dear Google Image Search, When I typed in Wild Style 1983, you gave me this: What the fuck, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Dear earl, I'd say you came out ahead. - Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Dear life, Can't you give me a break on ANY level? Jesus christ, it's like you want me to off myself. Fuck you Nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Dear weather, you.are.awesome. - grdinnit Dear Spiders, I'm not sure why you've chosen to congregate in my kitchen but let it be known you aren't safe and will be executed on sight. I have a vacuum and I ain't afraid to use it. sincerely, grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 dear weather... you're a fuckin' wee shitebag... don't listen to her... dear Fubby... cheers for brining the a tribe called quest documentary around to beat club tonight, it was fuckin' supah dope ... dear jamboz... i dinna ken what the fuck your game is wi that lassie... she's clearly more obsessed wi the other laddie who fucked her aboot. where as you're on the fuckin' subbie bench at and given moment and when she feels like it she lets you hae a five minute kick aboot... she's worth a belt man, but come on to fuck... marriage proposals after aboot ten month, then sweepin that under the carpet and on aboot haein' bairns (children/kids ken?) 2 week later... you're ald enough to ken better... dear oontz ladies... i am seriously disappointed aboot my lack of PMs from the day in pies thread... it's your loss... just sayin... Rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 dear zak aka fat lesbian, thanks for not picking me up to go to the fireworks. goof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Dear Rolf, PM me the upskirts, yeah. Cheers grd Dear where, Ants are not tolerated either. /animalloveroner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Dear continuing life issues, Ill be taking 8 or so norcos tonight to hopefullyget some sleep. I realize that you want me to stay awake and that's why you gave me this gnarly ear ache. But its been 4 days, between the earache and the lies and drama I need a break. Kthxbai4thenight Never been bummier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Dear Mr UPS man, wherefore art thou? impatiently yours, grd Dear sun, wherefore art thou? impatiently yours, grd Dear dada, I hope you have enough strength for all the gloating you're going to be doing. - littl'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Dear Euromillions Lottery Please let me win tonight, I promise I wont misbehave with 117million pounds - honest. -Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Dear continuing life issues, Ill be taking 8 or so norcos tonight to hopefullyget some sleep. I realize that you want me to stay awake and that's why you gave me this gnarly ear ache. But its been 4 days, between the earache and the lies and drama I need a break. Kthxbai4thenight Never been bummier PS: fine ill take more... -praying for just a single break. - Nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 dear earl you should write movie reviews! haha love the pic you got btw... !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 dear oontz, still no green name. i am disappoint, and will not be financially supporting this site anymore for a green name. Even though it's not much money at all, i expect something in return. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ugh. sorry about that mang. i passed along the message and i'm sorry to see it wasn't addressed. i'll reiterate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Dear me, It's your birthday. Happy birthday. You took two days off and woke up late. Let's get drunk. - Realism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Dear Real, Happy bday, enjoy your days off. I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Dear Realism, Happy Birthday!! - grdinnit Dear Souls, Happy Birthday!! grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 dear people who are having a hard time sometimes you deserve it ha !@#$% dear birthday people i hope you have a great day! :bday: !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Dear inner ear problem, thanks for getting better. Life is good. Grind time! :) Dear real and soulz it's my friend joeys birthday too. facebook just told me, that means you guys are in good company. nbbizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 dear people on my ignore list yup. !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 dear birthday people i hope you have a great day! :bday: !@#$% thanks! dear heather howard, im over it. good luck with ur low life friends,:) sincerly FINGERBLAST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 dear steak, hurry up and cook i'm waiting to eat you. -Jcags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 dear jerb, thnx for the extra buck. but fuck you. -noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 dear last day at work, I wish you hadn't come so soon... I'm gonna miss working 27 floors up looking out over my city across the hills to my house. why did you have to become so hard? sadnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 dear _______, i see what you did there, /deadtopic. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 dear grd thank u dear nbb thanks ism dear real happy b day sir souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Dear Spiders, I'm not sure why you've chosen to congregate in my kitchen but let it be known you aren't safe and will be executed on sight. I have a vacuum and I ain't afraid to use it. sincerely, grd Dear grd we don't die we multiply Sweet dreams, I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 ^That's something I will never see again. Dear weekend, There you are. Be good. -pg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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