soulkillers Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 dear smdubble trouble... holla at a homie souls almighty what when and its on new years son..... love you souls slighty bromance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 dear 1988 and milky g whats the plans on the eve of the next years. you gots the numbers souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 dear 88, word. cG dear ssn, where have you been?!? cG dear smxxl, hi! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 dear lil b ellen d song, will you PLEASE gtfo of my head. thnxa heap. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 DEAR NOES, ALL THOSE SONGS ARE FUCKIN CATCHY. :lol: MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Dear Hangover, Fuck off I like being able to at least drink water without tossing it back up 15 minutes later. You were novel from about noon til 2, but the past five hours or so have been pushing it. I guess I should be glad you revoked the headache. -Realism Dear Supra sneaker in the new ad, If you took maybe 4 inches off the top you'd be fresh. Just thought I'd let you know. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Dear new neighbor, I see that you're into some mook stuff, We just might get along fine. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear souls lofuckingl dear drunk crazy lady at the store, thank you for pointing out that my giants hat was representative of what is wrong with the world today and that I should remove and burn it...I now know what must be done to fix everything. -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear cali, oh yeah 88 asked me to ask you to contact him. im around. i hit my head with the corner of my car door and gave myself a concussion! <3 ssn dear red, i was told to call aaa about my cracked windshield. i did and they fixed it for free. now there's a crack in the side mirror. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear suki hola souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear souls, ohai! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear souls and suki go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear swine flu... go fuck yourself... this is the worst i have ever felt... ever, i honestly thought i was gonna die on friday night. will you please fuck off, every part of my body hurts. it just pure isn't even funny any more... dear mate's lass... i'll answer questions aboot fitting your kitchen once i'm in better shape... i can already see that i'm gonna have to fuckin gaffer this whole joab... getting in the plumber, the penter. etc... i dinna really mind. it'll just cost yi more fuckin' money that's ah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear rolf, ive heard stories about the swine flu but when it comes down to it, its just the normal flu that doesent have as much vaccine floating around for it. hang in there RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear runine... i've had the flu plenty times before... but this is some next level shit. i've been bed ridden the past three days. feeling like a fuckin' aids victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear almighty, i finally went to bed at about 5 am. woke up at 8:30 am and it's time to go to work already! <3 ssn dear holiday shoppers, spend your fucking money! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear ssn we will sleep when we die. i may be one of thoses shoppers on thursday souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Dear Boredom, Go plague somebody else's life; you've bothered me for long enough. Thank you. - Virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear ssn, yeah, i got his memo. sorry to hear about you almost knocking yourself out with the car door. :( after the holiday seasons are over, we need to kick it! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Dear People That Don't Use Your Turn Signals, Your car came with turn signals on it when you bought it; use them. If they're broken; fix them. If you don't and I get into an accident with you because you didn't use your turn signal, I will fuck you up. Morons... - Virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 dear flu... please be the fuck away from me by tomorrow... you're an arsehole dear jordans... please be here before new year... rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Dear roolf Haggenazz, Damn! i had no idea the swine flu bug went all the way up there too! Get well soon buddy. -seyseysey! Dear Virtue, I hear ya on that turn signal thing. It pisses me off too haha -roadrage1er Dear jobs I applied at, Someone pleeease hire me, I'm trainable, hardworking, and honest. I'm also great at customer service, get rid of your rude prudes and get meeee. Kthnx! -MS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 dear sey sey sey i blame the sheep shaggers personally... i forgot that my gran had about six boxes of tamiflu in her kitchen cupboard too. thanks for your well wishes. the worst of it's definetly over... what's this yob caper yir on aboot? you still at school an all that jazz? rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 dear, vodka i hate you. - Enmity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Dear rolf haggggizz, Hope that swiness is gone by now! For the yob thing, just trying to get whatever I can. -seyseysey Dear sun dried tomato hummus dip, You are crack to me! stop it! -sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 dear roommate, please stop leaving half drank fourties on the table before you leave for work, wait, wait no keep doing that. GULP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear sey... nah still here. but i've been up and aboot today. oot my bed and what not. but i still keep coughing like fuck... i sound like a demented horse with a fuckin' squeeky toy lodged in it's throat... i keep bringing up these big green things that bounce off the floor when i spit them oot. and good luck with your yob hunt!! rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear IOU, You had enough yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 dear christmas, i used to like you. now you are not much more than just a time to cause me anxiety, stress, and everything else my job gives me. So for now, fuck off. I need time to be happy an you arent helping. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Life, Are you fucking kidding me? IOUisabouttoloseit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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