thealmighty... Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dear MK II vws I have a love hate relationship with you... -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Cali, don't underestimate determined ladies. :shook: this is a smart woman! dear symbols, oh wow....seriously?!?!? looking back on it, i shouldve went into professional sports! cG Cali, as if you dont get laid enough? or is there no such thing as enough? Dear Truck who thought it'd be funny to speed up as my kid & I were crossing the street. I know you were just trying to intimidate us cuz it was fun to watch us pick up the pace to get across the street before you hit us, but a-you're a dumbass because no one needs a truck that size in Las Vegas and during these times, you're a bigger dumbass because I know you spend like $90 to fill your tank. b-can't wait til the morning rolls around, and you are trying to figure out how to get to work(to fill your tank) when you're sitting on 4 flats. you cant hide it in the garage either, because it is too big! I am also willing to put my right arm on the fact those big ass tires cost a pretty penny to repair. Who's laughing now ? SlashingMood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear sm2x, thats fucked. good idea. do it. but... flicks or else.... -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 NOES. If I can get flicks in the morning, I will. I just got the call, and apparently its being handled. Damnit, I wanted to do it myself. i have a few anger issues I need worked out. Updates/flicks will come if necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear cali, it's love... not creepy. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dear cali, I was joking about marrying mr wilson, but if I did see him in person I would def get mad excited. No creepster -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dear New England, its VERY fuckin nice outside, little wet, but nice. enjoy it. Dear friend's, girlfriend's roomate.. aka. Venezuelian girl. you're incredible.. smart, funny, witty, slick, sly, shy and all that good shit...beautiful, and even more beautiful when you smile, and have a rather nice ass haha. always showed me the Fresh Prince theme song in spanish, certifying your nerdness, word. you also told me that where your from in Venezuela, is in the hills and is 70 degrees year round... i think i want to marry you and retire to Venezuela and have so many children we'll start our own army to defend against the gangs and cartels. -B. PPS: Dear Suki, remember our AIM chat a while back? and you called me a "hooligan" for trying to break up this chick and her boyfriend cause he was a free loading bum ass that didnt deserve such a fine woman haha... ya.. found out she broke up with that dude and moved to Minnesota with some other dude shortly after. that coulda been me! .. that coulda been me... -BNIbeslacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear boston, what is her favela...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear BNI, CO-SIGN. surprised to see it so nice out after the rain and wind shit storm last night... but you know new england... snowing for 5 minutes, raining for 3 hours, sunny for the rest of the day... -bbsenjoyinganicesunnynewenglandday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear sm, i get laid a lot by 6's and 7's... ..,pro athletes get laid a lot by 9's and 10's. cG dear ssn, yeah...creepy love! cG dear seyer, i know i know....i get starstruck too! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear IHU, don't look. <3 ssn dear boston, holy shit that was a long ago. oh well... NEXT! clearly it wasn't meant to be. i don't see you on aim ever, hope all is well. im hoping to visit your neck of the woods next year. <3 ssn dear cali, regardless of it being creepy it's still love! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear suki, i got a memory of an elephant, and was thinking of that girl earlier and figured id see if you rememebred that ha. havent been on aim in a very long time, it was actually probably that last time i talked to you. alls well with me hop its the same for you. thatd be awesome if you made it out here, ever been out this way? dear boat, ya NE weathers crazy, was it last year or the year before that we had like 4 days of 70 degrees in January? that was cool. dear injury, i intend on finding out more about this favela, i will let you know. -yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear boston, been to ny bunch but i really really wanna see philly, boston, and ri. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear laddies and lassies... stop talkin' aboot fuckin' nice weather... it's dark as fuck for aboot 18 hours a day here, and it's fuckin' pissin' doon with side ways rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear everyone my zipper keeps going down on my pants.. i dont understand it, im not going to the bathroom and forgetting to pull the thing up, but im walking around and swoosh cold air intake. please send me your best wishes before my dick pops out. thank you -huey lewy and clark griswaldo ps N-E weather is fucked. i want snow already sorry to all who dislike the white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear huey lewy and clark griswaldo, i have a pair of jeans that do the same thing. the zipper is broken and after walking around for a bit, i notice that its wide open. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear cali and L&G... you cunts need to stop moanin' aboot zips... for real... i'd love to meet the fuckin' arsewipe that invented the "button fly" and seriously knock seven bells oot that prick... i'd leave that fuckin' arsehole lookin' like his mother fed him with a slingshot as a child... no lie... be gratefull your knob's nearly oot when it comes to pishy potty time... instead of behind what seems to become a fuckin' full proof safe for any cunt that's had more than two beers... takin' yir fuckin' bell end oot for a cry should never be a fuckin' effort, if i need to pish, you had better hope to fuckin' cheesus christ you're no standin' in front o' me without an empty cup... coz you'll be gettin' it right doon the back o' the leg... swear doon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear rolf, :lol: j/k j/k j/k cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear cali... please inform one of the correct definition of; "dat ass" i cannot seem to find it anywhere in one's oxford dictionary... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 dear rolf, see the first definition given here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dat%20ass cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 DEAR BOSTON, TWAS INDEED. NOT TO HOT OR COLD AND A NICE BREEZE. MASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Dear Rolf hizzle, If it makes you feel any better, I love shitty weather. -seyseysey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 cali, must spread rep. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 dear red, me too. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Dear Rolf and CALIgula. 11/18/2010 thank you for the support, your information came in a wee bit to late. as Rolf had stated I had no trouble pishy potty-ing anytime of the day, it was very helpful but later in the day while strolling the local grocery store for nice melons, my piece broke loose and slapped an elderly lady in the face. i have since burned the jeans and now wear only sweat pants. - & Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 dear l&c... i'm very sorry you borderline raped an old dear whilst shopping for boobs... i'll buy you a pint... dear caliG... from now on when i see a female with a rather fine rear end i'll do that rich boy face and say "that erse!" dear seyseysey... this weather isn't shit... it's awful... just bloody awful i'm sure this weather's why we have such a high sucide rate in this country... and i live in the sunniest part. but it's still dark as fuck all day... tis pish dear pub... i know i said i wouldn't see you at all this week, but i've had a whoore o' a week so i'm gonna pay you a visit. even though you are a prick... dear oontz... expect more drunken rants later... rolf haaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haggis.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 dear consumerist society, fuck off. -Chubbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 dear Lewis black and clark gable, sweat pants > jeans all day everyday! cG dear rolf, and take pictures of said erse and post em for all of us to see! :) cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 dear fuckin' screwball female named susie in the battle cruiser... you have a better facial hair than most of my friends and you make the film one flew over the cukoos nest look like a disney cartoon... dear raaaaaasberry calais... my current fututre ex wife has plenty erse... and from what i can tell we have similar taste in weemin' (females) with a bit o' meat on them... you should hazzard a holiday to the UK... pretty much every cunt here is moderately proportioned/ fat as fuck.... i hope you appreciate this, as my fingerz (fingers) are ah oor the fuckin' shop (all over the place) this message has takin' a steam boat 15 minutes to type... dear cunt who pays my wages/mother... if you don't give me at least £200 this week... i'm gonna punch you in the mouth rolf wiggum harris... goodnight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 dear bitch, you need to make up your goddamn mind. you act like you want it, but when i try to fuck you, you change your mind. make a fucking decision already, i dont have time for this bullshit. so just let me hit it already girl. fuck.... -eon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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