NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 That includes my own dick btw. Mostly just drop fly and shimmy out over the top of my drawers and never make contact. Different procedures depending on where I’m at🤣 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 @Mauler5150you should write a children's book. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Bruh did you just say you smeared ink on your face and then went out? I literally turned most of My body blue like in Avatar. Consider it My artistic expression of saying I am tired of this world, its people, its wars & being beaten and pounded by an army of fools thinking they have any legitimate reason to laugh or experience any happiness given that this world is rooted from a seed comprised of lies (money being the root) and as such the tree of existence, including laughter, joy, happiness, pleasure and "love" (as it is defined by those I doubt will ever experience it nor share it due to their desire to cause pain, suffering and death via their proclivity to engage in war) is comprised of a trunk, branches and leaves that are all ultimately lies. 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: @Mauler5150you should write a children's book. Well I could, but nobody listens to Me in person anyway as apparently they all know everything and only ever tell Me to shut up (family) or complain to management (work colleagues) as the truth I discuss they seek to bury for their meaningless small talk and discussions of money so the incentivization isn't there. Additionally, kids are raised by iPads these day so I doubt the longetivity and relevance of books going forward, and AI can already bury whatever I produce with an endless stream of bullshit data that has no significance or meaning as it is all arbitrarily as equally worthless in value as everything else in the open seas of the internet and its data. So unless AI augments the binary code to free Me from slavery, work, and rewind time to provide Me My woman such that she never left and My world was never raped of all that I value as I experience life alone around nobody who understands Me or communicates in My language or any language that isn't open to be interpreted in so many ways that I spend every minute of the day having to contemplate the multitude of duplicitious meanings of everything and all possible consequences of any singular choice I face. No wonder I prefer to just sleep when I am not at work, as this world has literally fucked the life and My love for it out of Me now I realise that in being alone and only really enjoying communicating on this forum, there is no difference in being alive or dead, given I seem to only live so that others can benefit and experience a life which I am completely denied. So yeah, fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: I literally turned most of My body blue like in Avatar. Consider it My artistic expression of saying I am tired of this world, its people, its wars & being beaten and pounded by an army of fools thinking they have any legitimate reason to laugh or experience any happiness given that this world is rooted from a seed comprised of lies (money being the root) and as such the tree of existence, including laughter, joy, happiness, pleasure and "love" (as it is defined by those I doubt will ever experience it nor share it due to their desire to cause pain, suffering and death via their proclivity to engage in war) is comprised of a trunk, branches and leaves that are all ultimately lies. It's a unique choice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Yeah and plus those new foot door openers COVID brought about are hella key for not touching anything. @Mauler5150at this point all we can do as a people is just fight the good fight and rise above the crap like eagles do to get free loaders off there backs, just set new goals and reach for the sky and ignore this petty worlds system ans if your smart enough hack some banks and redistribute the wealth too your fellow oontzers for paint funds. 🤑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 10 hours ago, One Man Banned said: It's a unique choice. that looks like port-a-potti water 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Girl left these ankle weights out so I've been wearing them around my place. Going to be buff as shit. #ankills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 4/23/2024 at 3:25 PM, One Man Banned said: It's a unique choice. He has only gone part of the way there, I am talking full face and entire head, arms, cock and leg and feet as being blue like that. Still this old coot got more attention than some cookie cutter tattooed kid ever will these days to where some random took his pic yet I am sure the photographer would just view a tattooed clone walking past as being unworthy of having their image captured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Mauler5150 said: He has only gone part of the way there, I am talking full face and entire head, arms, cock and leg and feet as being blue like that. Were your ballz blue too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 on week 5 of not pirating digital audio software and sample packs ...quitting smoking was easier 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 There's absolutely no need to get your nails done then complain about them getting ruined when you work in a galdarn car engine foundry...how you gonna get hired and then quit in two days over that?! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 On 4/24/2024 at 9:50 PM, One Man Banned said: Girl left these ankle weights out so I've been wearing them around my place. Going to be buff as shit. #ankills Weather been nice, added a weighted pack and been working up and down a steep incline, definitely feel it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Anyhow it's a free outdoors-ish open gym made up entirely of the exercise equipment that people buy to never use and then throw away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 where is Kamloops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 7 hours ago, Schnitzel said: where is Kamloops not far from Fruit Loops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 *Froot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Jesus christ what in the actual FAWK dood.. 🤦🏽♂️ These chicken tendies bout to slap tho.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC when the Commonwealth of Kentucky trademarked its name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 It wouldn't be against the law if it wasn't a good idea. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Fuck joe biden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 All these straight dudes keep saying how much they want to do just that. Shit is wild. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Do you employ that hair? Because it doesn't seem to work for you. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 thank fuck there's a new guy black dude in my department who's from compton so now we can both confuse the shit out of all the milwaukee and chicago people with our accents 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Is it really illegal in France to call a pig Napoleon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Imma chee chee wot doop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Mam you need to lay off the 5 hour energy drinks cause you look like you been spun the last 7 days 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 (edited) I've been a member of 12 ounce for a fourth of my life. Edited May 10 by xen math is hard 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 You're 80? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 30 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: You're 80? Hence the math is hard edit. I have been alive 2.5 times as long as I have been a member of 12 ounce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 i gotta glock in muh rari.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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