cancelculttourist Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: would it be offensive to call the guy undergoing a transition to womanhood a "bloody woman driver" when he does his stupid U turn at school. I mean would he/she take it as a compliment? Offensive to a Christian maybe because bloody is swearing on the bloody wounds of Christ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: It's a graf strength & conditioning gym where you put on a backpack of Rusto cans then do different agility courses like jumping fences and climbing drain pipes. BOMB FIT STUDIOS get rid of that legal wall body 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Different fitness idea. There's all these "Run To" events, like run to end hunger, run to end AIDS. I want a "Run From" event, the annual Run From The Police. People run a mile to encourage being in shape enough to run from cops, and the money raised goes toward bail or court cases of people who are getting fucked by the police. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 They say solar panels are a good thing. A good thing until a hail storm passes by. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Oof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 53 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Oof. A hail storm passed through south of HTX and decimated a solar panel farm. Hail was golf ball size. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 People on both sides of the abortion issue eating eggs every day 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 (edited) When you eat egg salad you're eating eggs smothered in more eggs and oil Edited March 23 by One Man Banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 On 3/19/2024 at 11:17 PM, One Man Banned said: Different fitness idea. There's all these "Run To" events, like run to end hunger, run to end AIDS. I want a "Run From" event, the annual Run From The Police. People run a mile to encourage being in shape enough to run from cops, and the money raised goes toward bail or court cases of people who are getting fucked by the police. This is the most brilliant fucking idea that's ever come out of 12oz. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 the penis mightier than the sword 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Considering it creates those who can wield a sword. I'd say so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 I know you shouldn't covet thy neighbours wife but dammit she's pretty covetable 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 I don't need some monsanto Incredible Hulk ass grass 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 🤔 wonder if Leiberman took a fall because he was on the Boston Bridge Evergreen hit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 shabooya ya ya shabooya roll call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 remind me, sometimes the simplest looking parts can cost much more than something with more features. It's like changing a light bulb but you need a boom to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 There are no aliens at Area 51, none. That shit is dumb. There's no room there because that's where they keep the bigfoot and chupacabra. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 I hope Donald Trump announces Alex Jones as his running mate. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 I bet if @misteraven could get Joe Rogan in a 12oz tee our numbers would jump. and crossfire would turn into goddamn Fallujah. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 hours ago, Fist 666 said: I bet if @misteraven could get Joe Rogan in a 12oz tee our numbers would jump. and crossfire would turn into goddamn Fallujah. I envision mod duties to be something like… ”Incoming!!!!!! We got noobs at the wire! Call in reinforcements! @NightmareOnElmStreetput down that gawt dang macaroni pizza and ban the shit out of ‘em!” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 hours ago, Fist 666 said: I bet if @misteraven could get Joe Rogan in a 12oz tee our numbers would jump. and crossfire would turn into goddamn Fallujah. I don’t listen to dudes podcast much at all but I can almost guarantee we’d have the wrong mf’s signing up on the forum for sure lolol. Would just turn into a whole nother problem. Now if he could get our famous brother @dakidmero to have done that before him and desus ruined one of the funniest situation to come on tv since Chappell show we would be thriving lolol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 7 hours ago, Fist 666 said: I bet if @misteraven could get Joe Rogan in a 12oz tee our numbers would jump. and crossfire would turn into goddamn Fallujah. Fuck Joe Rogan. But if it helps the Oontz we aint out here asking, we taking. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 7 hours ago, Fist 666 said: and crossfire would turn into goddamn Fallujah. Lol’d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 I know we been FWB for a minute, but girl your porn watching history is wild...I ain't doin none of that 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 3 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: I know we been FWB for a minute, but girl your porn watching history is wild...I ain't doin none of that Someone hacked Moogle's account. This doesn't sound like the Moogle I'd like to think I know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 @ndvI just need to figure out how to ask her how she got so into hypnosis coma and slime porn, cause like I didn't even know this was a thing till yesterday 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 6 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: @ndvI just need to figure out how to ask her how she got so into hypnosis coma and slime porn, cause like I didn't even know this was a thing till yesterday Ask and please report back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Sometimes I am really proud of my turds but what if they are just average and I don't know because my frame of reference is so limited. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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