One Man Banned Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 32 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0072431/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk The 45 second mark, @One Man Banned Classic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Laughing about the time 12oz introduced me to 2girls 1 cup and how one night I set that as the homepage on all the internet stations at a youth hostel in Cologne Germany. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 HP must own Dymo because this label writer is retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Woop dat trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Smoke & Mirrors like 703 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Bloodline is stinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 At a point of time there was hope for humanity, but somewhere around 2001 - 2010 humanity cratered and became dumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 The greasy wheel doesn't squeak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 he that tweeketh is frail and weeketh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 At some point in life young women stop smiling at you because they find you attractive as a peer but instead because you are comforting to them in your age, like a father. You will not know when it is approaching, you may not catch it the first time it happens but when you do it is unmistakable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Can I symbolically adopt an elephant with a symbolic donation? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 16 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Can I symbolically adopt an elephant with a symbolic donation? Huh? Did you just describe and NFT? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 i like to move it move it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 damn. dinner time just, like, appeared out of nowhere today. guess i better start prepping some food. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 By eyeballs are itchy like crazy…..fukin allergies or pollen or some shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 55 minutes ago, LUGR said: By eyeballs are itchy like crazy…..fukin allergies or pollen or some shit. Over here the pollen get so thick you can see a yellow film on the automobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 On the automobiles? Dats crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 end of the whipped cream wooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Tree jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) After overhearing a conversation on the bus by a North American detailing how her boyfriend is on the other side of the country, all I can say is long distance relationships are fucked. If only because I view that a loving relationship between two people should see them never seperate as their obligations to be there for each other and viewing each other's faces during moments of happiness, sadness or whatever else happens "together" supercede the quest for money or whatever other bullshit people choose to waste their lives focusing on before love. At some point if you are elsewhere, the yoy may as well be behind them staringbat their arsehole waiting to get shit on as the metaphorical shit in this instance is that your partner loves something or someone more than you, and who the fuck would ever want to get that? It is what it is but at some point this becomes irrefutably true as who wants a compromised relationship that sees the partner you choose value something more than being with you, especially if it involves getting money by being surrounded by people you have nothing in common with other than work and your mutual decisions to wear masks and roleplay as a character in the social domain. Edited March 14 by Mauler5150 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 This is the day where whiteys across the US get their fill of Shipping Up To Boston and Jump Around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Had a similar ponder, did any titties get flashed to House of Pain today and if not when was the last flopping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 wonder if that pain is a broken collarbone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Goddamnit. Dog diarrhea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Woke up like this and this ain't that First you do Then you don't 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 would it be offensive to call the guy undergoing a transition to womanhood a "bloody woman driver" when he does his stupid U turn at school. I mean would he/she take it as a compliment? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 This right here ^^ is a really good question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 It's a graf strength & conditioning gym where you put on a backpack of Rusto cans then do different agility courses like jumping fences and climbing drain pipes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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