gasfacevictm Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 On 3/30/2022 at 2:43 AM, ndv said: You can't say Gay no more. Only 1 of your licenses are valid now. I work with a bunch of gays. I'm allowed to say that and roody poo. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 just finished wanking for the third time already today 1 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 You gonna sculpt him a wang? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 This has been a day that Ice Cube could rap about and it's not done yet. Got out there like I haven't in months and prevented rust. Did some good traveling, no stop by cops. Spot looked as untouched as when I last seen it. Took dogs to play. Took care of someone's place while they're away. Smoking a bunch of wings right now, watering my outdoors, drinking a beer and hitting the binger. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 I be changin my own oil and shit and I've never publicly thanked Ford before for installing an extra layer of difficulty in draining hot ass oil out of a van, but better late than never. Why on fucking earth did these assholes put the drain bolt on the side of the oil pan. Now instead of having oil drain straight down, you have to calculate an arcing trajectory of boiling hot syrup while laying on your back. Eat a dick clowns. Oil change did only take like 15 mins though. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 not fucking much though I did finish my Fantastic voyage collage inspired by Coolio just in time for him to die! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Yo. I keep having this problem with my phone where the charge port gets all fucked up and the charger fits in it mad loose and inevitably won't charge. I've probably replaced 3 phones due to this problem over the years. This time I decided to fix it myself. I was ready to crack my phone open and order some new part and all that... Turns out it was just dirt getting compacted into the charge port every time I plugged it in. Eventually it got too compacted for the charger to fit all the way in the phone. The fix was digging around in the charge port with a sewing needle. I scraped a ridiculously small amount of debris out and my charger clicked right back in place. I think I'm gonna start punching Verizon employees in the teeth at random from now on. Lying pieces of shit. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 air duster is handy for that also 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, morton said: air duster is handy for that also I literally had no idea that this was even a problem. My last phone case had a little dust cover piece that went over the charge port. Surprise surprise I didn't have a problem with that phones charger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anomalisticaccoutrements Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Built a skatepark in a near by empty warehouse out of some old skateboarders who gave up the dreams backyard halfpipes and misc things I lifted off the streets. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anomalisticaccoutrements Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 5 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 I use some of that stuff from time to time when my kids have harmony day at school and need to wear orange or some such. Just buy two white tees and dye them. I did it with red for my son's school event for some sort but the shirt came out dog dick pink. a few washes later it's still dying socks etc. so the colour fixative is a good call! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 23 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: tried using some rit dye to breathe new life into a hat that i really like and can't find anywhere anymore. never tried this stuff before. hopefully it works out. but only cost like 6 bucks with the extra "color fixative" that goes on after, and i have lots leftover... Looks like your making a batch of hard to buff staining ink for you OTR flow pen. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: don't forget to add: Dot 4? Dot 4 is for toys. Dot 3 leaves the hardest stain. Shits tight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anomalisticaccoutrements Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 3 hours ago, LUGR said: Dot 4? Dot 4 is for toys. Dot 3 leaves the hardest stain. Shits tight. Listen I need the full recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 2 hours ago, anomalisticaccoutrements said: Listen I need the full recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Just finished preserving patina on my volvo. Waiting for the coating to dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, ndv said: Just finished preserving patina on my volvo. Waiting for the coating to dry. Once coat dries you can take it to the tint shop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Just now, LUGR said: Once coat dries you can take it to the tint shop. I have been thinking about it lately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 6 hours ago, CHANTICLEER said: the thought of finishing school.... I have a Regents Diploma which allows me to go to any state university in NY. I play trumpet for a jazz band, I practice alone for maybe 6+ hours a day. Also, can play the piano very well. Go accomplish that! Your niece will be very proud of you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Walked through the spot without stepping in one bum loaf 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 first sea swim of the summer! nut shrivelling cold but I still went underwater. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 I got out of bed. That's a start, right? 1 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 made all of work comp related calls/emails and appts before 10am. On a Monday. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Posted 200+ animated gifs of bouncing tits in the last couple of days 1 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 34 minutes ago, Deine Mudder said: Posted 200+ animated gifs of bouncing tits in the last couple of days I'm gonna need you to find a bunch more of tits that are about to fall out of the top of low cut shirts. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Deine Mudder said: Posted 200+ animated gifs of bouncing tits in the last couple of days At 2 tits a post that's a lot of tits 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 (edited) Been putting 12oz slaps on FedEx trailers. Gonna be great for the 12oz gets around thread. Edited November 11, 2022 by ndv 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Made it through another stage of SMASHTV aka work by iterating that the robots being deployed to attempt to stop me from fulfilling my destiny are completely worthless beyond serving as the parasitic butt end of a joke I am making in order to entertain myself over the infinite expanse of eternity. Imagine Alien vs Predator with me as the Predator hunting these aliens with the effective goal being that I enact the “No brown M&Ms” part of the Van Halen contract 😂 That is my current “reality” as I participate in my Theater of Dreams. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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