Boris The Butcher Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) Brehs, I am a goddamn beast with this boxing shit. I went back to the old bball gym I used to go to years ago. It was about five years ago when I last went there. So I am out there with the fibraz and stylations everywhere. But seriously, this dude came up to me as I was watching one of the games and he was all like do you remember me. I told him yeah and he put his hand out and we did the whole handslap come in for half hug thing. However, once this dude got into close quarters, I noticed he put his other hand on my deltoid, that is the shoulder muscle for you retards that don't know. I turned and he was like 'damn you got cut man.' I instantly pushed him, but he had like a gay strength hold so he didn't go flying back. Many of ya'll know I ain't the one for homo desires so I was like 'what the fuck!' and dude looked around nervously and was all like 'chill.' then he apologized and as he was saying how sorry and 'confused' he was, I don't know brehs, something in me just didn't want to hear it. I literally looked at him and said 'you know what, you're finished.' stole on him right in the right pectoral and he passed the fuck out, screaming like a bitch. Like, he was unconsciously screaming while knocked out. Two of the dudes that work there ran up and I jumped up in the air and gave them that bruce lee double split kick thing you see in the movies and I had never done that before. After that, it was on. Brehs, I kid you not when I say I had to battle my way to the exit and was giving them hands out with military precision. The thing is, I didn't respect their power so I just took whatever they had in order to land my own shit. Dudes was falling out left and right and somebody had their pit up there in the gym and let it loose and it jumped at me off the bleachers and I gave it one crescent chop in midair and snapped its shit all the way up. By the time I had made it to the civic, it must have been like five of them muthafuckas out cold and one of these faggots had managed to rip my wifebeater too. Adrenaline is still pumping as I type this. Discuss and ask questions if you wish. Edited July 27, 2019 by Boris The Butcher 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Harrowing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I did the exact same thing to the overgrown bush in my backyard. Except I had a machete in one hand and a Modelo in the other. 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 A guy compliments you, and you assault him? And then assault the staff and other people coming to help? I mean you do you, but be prepared to get arrested over this. Regardless of my views on police (don’t like them at all), I just don’t see them not taking notice of 5-6 people being assaulted. Gym probably had cameras too. Or this didn’t really happen. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 you gotta ask yourself....... what would Debo do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I like this story. Provided me entertainment and something to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, CILONE/SK said: A guy compliments you, and you assault him? And then assault the staff and other people coming to help? I mean you do you, but be prepared to get arrested over this. Regardless of my views on police (don’t like them at all), I just don’t see them not taking notice of 5-6 people being assaulted. Gym probably had cameras too. Or this didn’t really happen. I felt threatened and acted off instinct breh, He was holding my shoulder n shit----- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, ~KRYLON2~ said: you gotta ask yourself....... what would Debo do? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Boris The Butcher said: I felt threatened and acted off instinct breh, He was holding my shoulder n shit----- Ok. you: I felt threatened and acted off instinct breh, He was holding my shoulder n shit police: but did they do anything threatening? you: he gay complimented me ?????? stay out of jail 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 good thing there was no Fourloko's involved, and god forbid the guy tried to finger bang your ass instead of touching your shoulder 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Don't victim blame, this man was almost sexually assaulted and fought back. RIP that pit though, it wasn't his fault. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) I think the forum is hitting on you too Edited July 27, 2019 by abrasivesaint 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Your right! He must fight the forum now. Only rational thing to do . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 28, 2019 Author Share Posted July 28, 2019 Currently at a cow auction with my girl Lalinda -----getting a lot weird looks-----Anything goes down Ill keep you fucks posted 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 WorldStar If you sense one of them cows coming on to you knock its ass out, real beef. And take pictures. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 28, 2019 Author Share Posted July 28, 2019 (edited) As I said brehs was just at the cow auction and some hillbilly ran up in there pressin up on this other one talking about he was fuckin his old lady. Then this old ass white lady came in saying 'hold on billy don!' and they all started fighting and of course couldn't none of em throw hands. I had lalinda with me and we started to leave and she accidentally bumped one of the dudes and he had spun and threw a backhand and I caught that shit with my thumb and pointer finger and looked him in the eye and it was like eight other dudes around us and I said, if one of ya'll lays a hand on me or my woman, but especially me, I'll beat the freckles off all ya'll country asses. They fell back and we got back to the civic. We passed a hardees which I hadn't gone to one in like twenty years. Went through the drivethru and asked if they had the ham n cheese sandwich still and they had that shit brehs. Felt like the man after that shit. Now ima beat that pussy up in historic cowboy style for about half an hour. If you can't fight, these dudes will test you nowadays so learn boxing or bjj or kickboxing. Learn something goddamnit or you might be one of these dudes gettin knocked the fuck out on youtube/worldstar then no woman will respect you. Discuss. Edited July 28, 2019 by Boris The Butcher 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 ECW! ECW! ECW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 shoulda hit 'em with the reverse spin backhanded pink dragon to show them all who the real champ is and then rode off into the sunset on a stolen cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 This is what really happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Holy shit brehs- this guy wasn't kidding! Saw on the news police are looking for him and they've released some video of the incident: 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Me too? More like 445'd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 19 hours ago, CILONE/SK said: Or this didn’t really happen. ↑↑↑ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 thanks for sharing the story glad u made it out of there safe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 You've really got a way with words skimask ? Quality shit posting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 I hope someone gave you some carne asada and some cold modelos. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) https://ibb.co/h1YwCsT Edited July 31, 2019 by NightmareOnElmStreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) Edited July 31, 2019 by NightmareOnElmStreet I’m fuckin old and forgot how to gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 real skimask hours whom up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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