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Boris The Butcher

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As many of you know I box and can knock out about 99 percent of the earth's population. Well at the gym I train at, I was doing some light work and there is this girl there and she is very loud and rambunctious and gives off the vibe of a bully. In fact, many times she has been told to cool down because she can beat most women as she is larger and she now has to spar dudes. She usually spars guys smaller than her so she thinks she is doing something. Today she didn't have anyone to spar with so she comes up to me and slaps my ass which I already did not like. She asked me if I would spar and I was like whatever. At first it was cool but it became apparent that she was like going all out, so I cracked a smirk once. 

 

That must have made her mad because she was going with everything she had. This of course meant nothing to me because I am a more skilled fighter than her. Nothing she did was having any effect and I was smiling the entire time. When the dude rang the bell I turned to walk to the corner and this bitch sucker punched me. Without thinking I whirled on her and gave her a right hook with like 50 percent of my true power. She went flying like five feet and hit the ropes and then faceplanted brehs. She looked up with tears in her eyes and I apologized but then I was like 'never test my strength again if you want to live.' I feel really badly about what happened because I was raised never to hit women. She hit me first though and from behind. How do I live with these feelings brehs-------?? Discuss

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How did lalinda feel about this butch slapping your ass though? 

Next round might have to be the girls going at it breh.

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13 minutes ago, CALIgula said:

How did lalinda feel about this butch slapping your ass though? 

Next round might have to be the girls going at it breh.

Broke up with Lalinda over an incident that happened at the space simulator on monday---------

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Damn breh.

My condolences. 

Im curious about the incident that happened at the space simulator on Monday. 

Discuss. 

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17 hours ago, Boris The Butcher said:

Where do you get your haircut at----???

Puerto Rican spot, ur sister for line ups 

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if a woman wants to fight like a man she better be able to take a hit like a man, i'm not condoning hitting women but self preservation is a human right.

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So I was out at the space simulator with my girl lalinda and after I got out the zero gravity chamber, she went to the bathroom, this group of little college aged white girls came up to me and asked to take a picture with me. If you don't know, I have been told that I could be a serious competitor in bodybuilding, but I take my combat training far too seriously for that so there's no time. Also, I drive a honda civic on chrome. But anyway, these little white girls were asking to touch on my arms and all this shit, which I allowed them to, and a couple of times, some of them bent over and there was 'incidental' contact between pelvises, and when they left, Lalinda saw all of this go down and was pretty distraught so right then and there I broke it off. Then some middle-aged, balding scrub with a golden state warriors shirt on came up to me and was all like 'how can I get that kind of reaction from women sir?' I basically looked this dude up and down once, then turned my back on him and I could feel his presence behind me for a moment and then he walked off once he got the hint. 

 

This guy was like 5'0 193 lbs of pure fat, not an ounce of testosterone in his entire bloodstream. And I looked out the window and seen he got in a prius also. But brehs, if you want to get these females like many of you do, you need to get in the gym or be doing some kind of physical labor every day------Discuss

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Thats crazy, cause I just went to this middle eastern restaurant down the block mad close and I go in there by myself and order a mixed grill plate to go that imma take home and eat at the table while I get money you feel me and if the yankees hit the over itll be tax season but yo this israel dude says some shit like oh 1 plate for this guy rolling solo, it was like 17.99 so I gave this mf a $20 and he’s like OH CASH LOL!!! Right then these two saudi girls pull up on a maseriti and I cup the shorter ones awesome tits, visibly erect while the other one grabbed my phone outta my pocket and added herself on ig, they both said they were feeling me and want to hang out at the club this weekend and I’m like yo I go to sleep at like 12 something, the taller one was playing with my beard trying too look me in the eyes, saudi girls steal little pieces of your soul every time you look eye to eye, but it can for sure be worth it. The zionist loser who probably wishes he was tear gasing 8 year old palestinians calls the order, I picked up the smaller of the two girls and simulated hardcore with one hand up air like some rodeo shit and the other one blew me a kiss i morpheus dodged it  with my arms back like I was smashing the first chick in a naruto run. The taller one who was still short did the phone motion with her hand and I told her I’m getting this money and bounced.

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Breh.. i was hanging with my girl at the casino and we get into this fight, i dont even remember about what because i was drunk as shit. We end up in the parking lot hanging in the car, shes sitting backseat door open and i’m standing leaning against the car. She starts crying for whatever reason and i’m trying to get her to relax. At this point we’re not fighting shes just crying and i’m trying to get her to chill. Some group of people (3 dudes 2 chicks) walks by and this fool says “be chill bro.” To which i bark back “mind your fucking business.” And this cunt says it again, “be chill bro.” And i snap back “yo! Shut your fucking mouth before i get it wired for ya bruh.” Simultaneously my girl is screaming “bitch shut the fuck up before i fuck you up!” We have a quick moment like “awww” then we get out the car. 

 

Now i aint from the hood, but my girl is. Shes a white girl who grew up in a very well known shitty place. Walking over i think “I need to hold it down on some man shit right now... what would Boris do??” So i walk up, drop to a one handed handstand like i’m Jean Claude and bboy spin kick 2 of the fools in the mandible. I look over and my girl has this one bitch spinning from her hair like shes about to shot put her across the Mississippi.

 

Brehs.. i didnt know i had those kinda moves in me, but i knew i had to channel my inner Boris if the 2 of us were gonna survive the 5 on 2. 

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