glorydays Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 @Boris The Butcher if aquaman had a trident in one hand and his other fist up batman's ass, how would you fight him 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Well if we're doing Q&A I'd ask what's your fav punch for knocking out marine life? Most of 'em don't have chins so I know it's not an uppercut. Also, do you think you could beat up Jabberjaw if you had to? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 I got baby sharks swimming in my Hawaiian Punch bruh - zero fucks given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 i skeeted on my boss' desk breh breh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 6, 2020 Author Share Posted June 6, 2020 Brehs was the dude a fellow oontzer or did he just cop a tee----??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 He was a fellow oontzer way back in the day he use to post in paper chase. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 31 minutes ago, mn1_fuckos said: He was a fellow oontzer way back in the day he use to post in paper chase. Hector livin good now on that e-sports shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 When you make outta margaritaville IMG_6695.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 ill Teva's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 Trump drops that ether on joe bidens whole family.mp3 IMG_7395.MOV 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 27, 2020 Author Share Posted June 27, 2020 Solid movie so far brehs-------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 14, 2021 Author Share Posted November 14, 2021 My chromed up Honda Civic is no more brehs, it's over-------I tried to change the spark plugs today----never have worked on a car before and just watched the first thirty seconds of a youtube video------man long story short, the engine exploded brehs-------blew the eyebrows clean off my face-----your boy is straight browless now-----forehead looks like an asian pornstar's vagina brehs-----typing this from a burger king was supposed to go to emergency room but was driving by there and seen they had a new cheesecake pie-----shit was fire just like the fire coming from my Civic brehs------monday I will have to go out and find a new whip that i can let ride sideways on residential streets-----Discuss 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 What are you looking to get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Boris The Butcher said: My chromed up Honda Civic is no more brehs, it's over-------I tried to change the spark plugs today----never have worked on a car before and just watched the first thirty seconds of a youtube video------man long story short, the engine exploded brehs-------blew the eyebrows clean off my face-----your boy is straight browless now-----forehead looks like an asian pornstar's vagina brehs---Discuss 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 On 7/27/2019 at 4:44 PM, pissdrunkwhat?! said: Harrowing. ^Yo where this guy at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Go chola like omb said 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 15, 2021 Author Share Posted November 15, 2021 As many of you know, there is a disabled dude that lives in my apt building. He doesn't have to work and he apparently is paying some girl to live there and blow him for rent or something. He used to have a wheelchair wife but she got arrested for trying to shoplift some kind of dog appliance and her wheelchair battery went out in the door at walmart so she just had to wait for them to get to her. A friend of mine works there and said that they were real smug about it, like they would take a few steps then stop and talk about some stupid shit, then take a few more and stop, etc. But anyway, dude just sits at home or outside being useless and he is my enemy. A few days ago, I heard his whore outside on the phone talking about how this fat fuck cannot achieve an erection and she has to give him flaccid head no homo. I made a mental note of that for the day I would need it. That day was today. I was going to work and dude was out there and he goes 'enjoy working' and started laughing like I was some kind of goddamn loser. Brehs, without missing one beat I go 'enjoy not being able to achieve an erection.' I kid you not, dude's face turned complete red, like a cherry or some shit. I was in such a savage state of mind, that I waited for his comeback cause I was gonna go in on his ass. None came, he just sat there being fat and making this weird gasping noise like he couldn't' breathe n shit. So anyway, another victory for myself----- 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share Posted November 17, 2021 I thought long and hard before posting this, but here it is. 100 percent true. As most of ya'll know, I am serious with boxing. I am also lean and muscular. Well, I live in an apartment complex and sometimes, I will show some of these lil punk kids some tips so that they can defend themselves if they get in a fight. One of the whole buildings over here is occupied by about 200 cambodians. Most of them usually keep to themselves but they will be all up in the roads and in and around the dumpster like it's a play pen. But there is this one that has been jealous of me for quite some time. He used to see me rolling in that honda civic with the full tint and knows that I am just swagged-out in general. Plus, he thinks that I have been piping down his girl, which I have and plus I threw one of his dogs like a month ago. Ok, few days ago, I was showing one of the kids some boxing pointers and I was stripped down to the waist, glistening, looking like bruce leroy brehs. These dudes were outside rolling around on their tricycles and shit, the women were admiring the god. Well I saw this lil dude and a couple other ones watching me, hating on me. I could feel his anger piercing my very being. The thing that brought it to a boil was when the little boy said something like 'wow, I wish you were my father!' he said it in a joking manner because he asked how to get muscles and I told him working out not being a slob. When he said that, dude rolled up on me. That was his kid. He started talking all fast in cambodian and shit. I looked at him and was just smiling, not really taking him seriously. This only made him angrier. Finally, this pathetic fool swung on your boy so of course, I easily caught that shit like captain marvel. I wasn't going to punch him, but raised my hand to slap the shit out of him like one of my hoes. And that's when one of the dudes that I hang with sometimes fell down beside me on the goddamn parking lot. This muthafucka was spazzing out and having a seizure and shit. He has some kind of medical condition but I don't ever ask out of respect. I don't let him in my house though. His fat mom ran up talking bout give him cpr to which I was not going to do that because his father is gay and I don't know if he sucks dudes off by association. And kissing dudes in the mouth is just not a good look. I started giving this dude the chest compressions just to be doing something and somebody called the cops. The cops came and was looking hard as fuck at the cambodians, like something was clicking to them. Less than 48 hours after that, I saw police vans and shit roll through deep as fuck, and they rounded up all the people in that building. Shit was sad as fuck brehs. I was on the porch with a bottle of that finely-aged evan williams. Ol dude was mean-mugging the fuck outta me, then he started yelling in his language, but I don't speak that shit so I don't know what he was saying. On the news, they were saying that some of the dudes in the building were moving drugs through the community and that they were being extorted or whatever it is that they do. The mayor got wind of it and is about to put me through to the governor, who is going to bow down and give me an award because they are making it like I made some huge drug-bust. It is a well-known fact I am looking to a career in aviation, and this will be all over that application. And if I wasn't a shoe-in before, I now most certainly am. This just goes to show that you can do anything that you put your minds to brehs. Let's get it 1 2 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 “His father is gay and I don’t know if he sucks dudes off by association. And kissing dudes on the mouth is just not a good look.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Gold. Cambodian dude runs the donut shop by my BM’s crib - he flex’s hard out front when he smokes, even though he aint ripped and we all know smoking is hella played out at this point. But he is tacked back and probably runs with a crew of similar sized Cambodians, everyone knows they form like Voltron - so I check my head and give him his props when I slide through. His hyna does all the work at the shop and likes to dip extra low when she gets my apple fritter from the bottom shelf so I can peep those ដើមទ្រូង (which is breasts in Khmer)……here is the kicker, she always puts some free donut holes in my bag. When I leave old boy usually says “Thanks Breh…” and most likely it’s because I keep his breeze moist. 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 IMG_1663.MOV 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Manicure to go with the cuete. G shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Pistola dorada por vida, carnal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 IMG_4473.MOV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Boris The Butcher said: IMG_4473.MOV Get her to say the second part of your signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, LUGR said: Get her to say the second part of your signature. What does that shit say breh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Boris The Butcher said: What does that shit say breh? Some heinous shit that shocked even the hardest of the hardcore. Pretty sure it was something Dhabz said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 11, 2022 Author Share Posted August 11, 2022 42 minutes ago, LUGR said: Some heinous shit that shocked even the hardest of the hardcore. Pretty sure it was something Dhabz said. my shit was probably hacked, how do I get rid of it?😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Boris The Butcher said: my shit was probably hacked, how do I get rid of it?😂 Probably have to summons Dhabz back from exile on the dark web. Convince him to unhack your mainframe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 11, 2022 Author Share Posted August 11, 2022 5 minutes ago, LUGR said: Probably have to summons Dhabz back from exile on the dark web. Convince him to unhack your mainframe. wtf is a mainframe breh? Im on an iphone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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