KILZ FILLZ Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Rule 1- buying a strange girl a drink is cool, buying all her drinks is stupid rule 2- if you buy a strange girl a drink and she accepts, she still may not like you rule 3- if someone buys you a drink, do not upgrade your alcohol preference rule 4- NEVER complain about the quality of the alcohol of a free drink IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 happy day of birth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 rule 5. make sure the bar you are at is half a block from your friends house party where you can refill the flask with booze and walk back to the bar whilst said girl is still waiting for her drink and order her a soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 rule 6. never buy a random a drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 golden rule. never buy a girl a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 PUNCH ALL GIRLS REGARDLESS OF DRINKING ABILITY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatdance Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Rule #-4 buy drinkS for underage girls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy birthday dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy birthday BNH.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy Berfday nakka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Rule x Always drink at least half of whatever was ordered while walking back from the bar before giving it to the underage girl who payed for it. *Happy happy bday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 rule 8: Tell strange girls you would be waaaay more likely to give them your number if they buy you a drink. there is atleast a chance that they will admire you for your self confidence. Especially if you innocently or subtly show you have some cash plus... if they shoot you a dirty look for even coming at them like that fuck em. You probably dont want to kick it with em anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy burfday nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarToTheGround Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy Birthday Boats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Get used to it, this is all your gonna get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 i hope your day of birth is filled with boats and hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 THE motherfucking rule - Don't pay for shit... Happy birthday brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 this thread title needs moar arrows oh and cheers on one more year close to death haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy burfday nigga. :clown2: :clown2: :clown2: :clown: :clown: :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 golden rule. never buy a girl a drink. this. never bought a chick i didnt know a drink. i have on a few occasions asked girls to buy me a drink, once erupted into getting me ejected out of a bar bc some slut was "so insulted/outraged" and i didnt back down. 8. ask chicks to buy you drinks. A. its so retarded it works. B. its perfect icebreaker, C. its a good test to see immediately if the girl is cool or not. (laughs and keeps talking vs stupid look) /no psnz *edit happy bday mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I buy alot of drinks. Mostly for friends, but also for random girls sometimes. I like to share the wealth. Anyways, HAPPY BIRFDAY BRAH! Now I really feel like a dick for slacking on your package, no homo. I WILL GET THAT SHIT SENT THIS WEEK, MARK MY WORDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 happy born day.. mine's tomorrow. also co-sign everyone that said don't buy girls you dont know drinks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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