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Rule 1- buying a strange girl a drink is cool, buying all her drinks is stupid

 

rule 2- if you buy a strange girl a drink and she accepts, she still may not like you

 

rule 3- if someone buys you a drink, do not upgrade your alcohol preference

 

rule 4- NEVER complain about the quality of the alcohol of a free drink

 

 

 

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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rule 5. make sure the bar you are at is half a block from your friends house party where you can refill the flask with booze and walk back to the bar whilst said girl is still waiting for her drink and order her a soda

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Rule x

 

Always drink at least half of whatever was ordered while walking back from the bar before giving it to the underage girl who payed for it.

 

 

*Happy happy bday

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rule 8: Tell strange girls you would be waaaay more likely to give them your number if they buy you a drink.

 

there is atleast a chance that they will admire you for your self confidence. Especially if you innocently or subtly show you have some cash

plus... if they shoot you a dirty look for even coming at them like that fuck em. You probably dont want to kick it with em anyways

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this thread title needs moar arrows

 

oh and cheers on one more year close to death haha

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