IOU Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Rule #1... Live by your own rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 dont push your idealisms on us brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy birthday bnh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 THEY'RE ON TO US! http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/daterape.html#avoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 happy day of birth HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOATS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I buy alot of drinks. Mostly for friends, but also for random girls sometimes. I like to share the wealth. Anyways, HAPPY BIRFDAY BRAH! Now I really feel like a dick for slacking on your package, no homo. I WILL GET THAT SHIT SENT THIS WEEK, MARK MY WORDS no you wont. if the weather was anything like last weeks, you'll be in your apartment being a serial killer taking cold showers and sittin in the AC on 12oz all day. :lol: happy birthday comrade with similar name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Rule 123671 : Never let the random girl that gave you a BJ get in a knife fight for she might become inseminated with your seed via stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 thanks everyone rule number 24 - never go down on an austrian chick you picked up in a hostel bar in berlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 this. never bought a chick i didnt know a drink. i have on a few occasions asked girls to buy me a drink, once erupted into getting me ejected out of a bar bc some slut was "so insulted/outraged" and i didnt back down. 8. ask chicks to buy you drinks. A. its so retarded it works. B. its perfect icebreaker, C. its a good test to see immediately if the girl is cool or not. (laughs and keeps talking vs stupid look) /no psnz *edit happy bday mate I already made that #8 and said exactly the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 story checks out. nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 no you wont. if the weather was anything like last weeks, you'll be in your apartment being a serial killer taking cold showers and sittin in the AC on 12oz all day. :lol: this humidity has been fucking brutal, I try not to leave the house til after sunset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Happy late birthday B & H i dont live by any rules...so I have none to contribute..so heres a random bit of info. -In Nyala,NV A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day- *Happy Birthday t(0.o)>. Mine was last week. I'll buy us a few rounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Rule 9 if you are carrying more than 3 drinks you get right of way in a crowded bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Happeh Belatedd birthhday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 happy birthday ryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 hey my birthday is june 6 too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 hey my birthday is june 6 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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