where Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Big house long hallways got ten bathrooms i could shit all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 i like where this thread is headed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 umad is forever a part of my daily vocabulary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Smart ftw for the record: People overuse/misuse "Umad" almost as much as "no homo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 well, I wasn't gonna mention it but a few months ago I was in court for some nothing but ON TOP OF THAT... I was just minding my business, waiting my turn and playing with the pencils on the bench when dude up front said: "I swear your Honor, it was more thnan I could bear!" I just reflexively shouted out: "BEARS ARE WHALES!" and I caught an extra charge plus $85 on top of what I was there for. So... don't. You know why this is amazing? You payed $85 to post a 12oz comment in real life, making you the proud owner of the most expensive 12oz post in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 smart: pics or it didnt happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 People who use "fail" in real life are so fucking annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 cool story bro and amber lamps have came up a few times. other than cool story bro i refuckingfuse to say bro to anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Graf 'n' dance boogiehands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 just read all the posts on this thread and its safe to say that this is the best thread on ch0. everybodies posts except mine are funny. far be it from me to shit on a good thread so- .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I also made this thread so i could post this. This is brilliant. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 umad you are visibly ____ mad, offended, drunk, high, upset and whatever fits in there... o rlly? are all standard curriculum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I've said 'visibly upset'. Said UMAD to some douche on psn. That's 'bout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLT Sammich Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 sometimes i zone out when people talk to me when they finish talking i say "oontz?" in a confused manner. does this count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I've been saying UMAD for many years...contrary to popular belief around here, it's not a Channel Zero, or even internet thing. However, this site did definitely get me saying "fail" in real life...it can be quite hilarious when timed properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 this thread made me laugh... audibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 contrary to popular belief around here, it's not a Channel Zero thing Most the shit people in here seem to think are ch0 things aren't at all. Unless you're saying "wonk saggin", "keep it rail", or talking about wolfwhales, it's probably not from ch0 originally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I too am a victim of this lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 this^ and that always gets me, why the hell is it "this" when its someone elses post? shouldnt it be "that^"?? edit: damn 3rd page... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 pics or it didnt happen i say this shit to people all the time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 lol...funny thread. the only thing from channel zero i use in real life is "co-signed".....but instead when someone says something i agree with, i say "i'll co-sign that statement" some people laugh....some people are all "wtf?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Drunk Savant Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I hate how the whole fucking world over uses Fail and Epic now days shit got played out. The only thing I ever use is cool story bro for long boring stories. But 0 is like the local news to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I almost paid this tranny for a handjob the other day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 only thing i used from ch.o or whatever was "UMAD?" i would fuck with my girl whenever i was bored just to piss her off.. the convo would start off like this.. me-"hey baby umad..?" her-"naw why..?" me-"cause you seem visibly upset right now.. umad?" her"haha naaww why would i be mad..?" me-"is niggas stylin on you babe...?" her-"hahahah aint nobody stylin on me.." me-"but umad though..." her-" im not mad..." then that would turn into something like this.. me-"baby why u so mad...?" her-"cause u keep sayin im fuckin mad when im not and its pissing me off.." me-"see umad though and you keep sayin your not.." her-"cause you keep sayin i am! and niggas is stylin on me or whatever the fuck your sayin.." me-"soooo niggas IS stylin on you then...." *click* :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I think the above post would definitely warrant a "cool story bro" if told in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i say cool story bro when people i dont like say something i have to take an interest in but i say it in such a way that they don't realise its sarcastic. you mad in real life makes life so much more awesome. also if someone says they are upset/angry or whatever i usually ask "is it because i/someone has styled on you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i dunno if they're still available, but my friend sike made these a while ago: http://www.bluecollardistro.com/sikenomics/product_info.php?products_id=1572 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i work with teenagers and i can't believe how many times they say fail and they don't even have internets. i think i may've started it. but i have gotten pretty good not saying nigga around em. I lol'd. but 24'd. I'll get you back nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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