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I am slowly becoming a Ch0 head in real life.

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I shared this story with TC and they were amused so maybe you will too.

 

Today in rendering class we were starting our monochromatic ink drawings. Everyone's sitting around with their ink washes and black pens drawing random doodles in black and white. I look across the table at this girl's drawing and somehow she's gone from triangles in black in white to drawing prisms with 50 billion colors.

 

What's my auditory response?

"Ink fail."

 

Then i proceed to laugh at my own joke waaay longer than I would ever suggest to anyone.

Her response?

"You are strange, _____"

 

My reply?

"Oh you maaaaad."

 

 

My life is ruined.

But only in real life, so it's totally cool.

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Keep in mind this is an architectural rendering class... but it was the beginning of learning a new medium (ZOMG PENS!) so everybody was dicking around. Ok just me.

My drawring on the left. Teacher's drawing of what I SHOULD'VE been drawing on the right.

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crazy fucking prisms over yonder.

 

 

 

Fuck triangles.

 

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I agree. It's a fucking egregious use of the english language. Boo this Soup.

 

English fail.

Oh shit!

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well, I wasn't gonna mention it but a few months ago I was in court for some nothing but ON TOP OF THAT... I was just minding my business, waiting my turn and playing with the pencils on the bench when dude up front said:

 

"I swear your Honor, it was more thnan I could bear!"

 

I just reflexively shouted out:

 

"BEARS ARE WHALES!"

 

and I caught an extra charge plus $85 on top of what I was there for.

 

So... don't.

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Hahaha...i overuse saying fail. I sometimes use in situations where it is uncalled for...for instance...i was getting domed downn by my chick the other day and she yacked on herself a little and ran to the bathroom...i yelled fail at her as she was walking away and needless to say i had to finish myself off. Fucking ch0.

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i work with teenagers and i can't believe how many times they say fail and they don't even have internets. i think i may've started it. but i have gotten pretty good not saying nigga around em.

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I can't even count the number of times Ive hit folks with 'YOU MAD' even in the last week.

 

I'm a manager at an IT research and advisory firm and find myself say "you mad" all the time...people think I'm fucking insane, but that's cause they mad.

 

Owner: "if we don't get these solution sets out asap we're going to be losing 5% of business for the month of march"

Me(from the back of the room) "OHHH you mad!"

Owner: "what??"

Me: "nuttin"

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i taught my girl how to properly use "you mad?" some girl was trying to hit on me awhile back so, she walks up and put her arm around me and looks at this girl and goes "you mad?" i was proud.

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funny. i dont normally do "status" bullshit on that facebook gay site but i did one the other day that read something like "hey hipster fagget artists guess what: triangle paintings and collages are gay as fuck and you all do them. why. and please stop."

 

im so fucking tired of seeing that copout bullshit with these pbr drinking bearded fools with girl pants on on the "im now an artist" tip its fucking gay and i see right thru you.

 

i dont give a fuck about your stupid collages and gay triangle paintings iv seen 379842820948294312938091 times by 210947821839193131293 different bearded hipsters.

 

straight up, you aint whats up.

 

anyways nothing to do with soup, his asian parents or his masterbating nude tinycht pics, just a rant.

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im so fucking tired of seeing that copout bullshit with these pbr drinking bearded fools with girl pants on on the "im now an artist" tip its fucking gay and i see right thru you.

 

i dont give a fuck about your stupid collages and gay triangle paintings iv seen 379842820948294312938091 times by 210947821839193131293 different bearded hipsters.

 

straight up, you aint whats up.

 

anyways nothing to do with soup, his asian parents or his masterbating nude tinycht pics, just a rant.

 

UMAD

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the other day i threw out a "cool story bro" when some kid was telling a fist fight anecdote, and it was complete win, which is worse because the positive reinforcement from the roaring laughter just enables more cool story opportunities. and yes i know i just used all ch0 terms mixed with recovering addict terms. win again. you realize we're all trapped in a cyclical vortex.

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