Soup Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I shared this story with TC and they were amused so maybe you will too. Today in rendering class we were starting our monochromatic ink drawings. Everyone's sitting around with their ink washes and black pens drawing random doodles in black and white. I look across the table at this girl's drawing and somehow she's gone from triangles in black in white to drawing prisms with 50 billion colors. What's my auditory response? "Ink fail." Then i proceed to laugh at my own joke waaay longer than I would ever suggest to anyone. Her response? "You are strange, _____" My reply? "Oh you maaaaad." My life is ruined. But only in real life, so it's totally cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I also made this thread so i could post this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Post pics of your monochromatic ink drawings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 Keep in mind this is an architectural rendering class... but it was the beginning of learning a new medium (ZOMG PENS!) so everybody was dicking around. Ok just me. My drawring on the left. Teacher's drawing of what I SHOULD'VE been drawing on the right. crazy fucking prisms over yonder. Fuck triangles. = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 i actually fucking hate people that use the phrase 'Fail' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I agree. It's a fucking egregious use of the english language. Boo this Soup. English fail. Oh shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 well, I wasn't gonna mention it but a few months ago I was in court for some nothing but ON TOP OF THAT... I was just minding my business, waiting my turn and playing with the pencils on the bench when dude up front said: "I swear your Honor, it was more thnan I could bear!" I just reflexively shouted out: "BEARS ARE WHALES!" and I caught an extra charge plus $85 on top of what I was there for. So... don't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Hahaha...i overuse saying fail. I sometimes use in situations where it is uncalled for...for instance...i was getting domed downn by my chick the other day and she yacked on herself a little and ran to the bathroom...i yelled fail at her as she was walking away and needless to say i had to finish myself off. Fucking ch0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I can't even count the number of times Ive hit folks with 'YOU MAD' even in the last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 i work with teenagers and i can't believe how many times they say fail and they don't even have internets. i think i may've started it. but i have gotten pretty good not saying nigga around em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Pffffffffffffft, whale favelas.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I can't even count the number of times Ive hit folks with 'YOU MAD' even in the last week. I'm a manager at an IT research and advisory firm and find myself say "you mad" all the time...people think I'm fucking insane, but that's cause they mad. Owner: "if we don't get these solution sets out asap we're going to be losing 5% of business for the month of march" Me(from the back of the room) "OHHH you mad!" Owner: "what??" Me: "nuttin" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 i taught my girl how to properly use "you mad?" some girl was trying to hit on me awhile back so, she walks up and put her arm around me and looks at this girl and goes "you mad?" i was proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 this makes me even more glad i dont know anyone on here in real life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 i automatically demand that i see tits when i court a new lady, otherwise gtfo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 wait what thread is "bears are whales" from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Rendering is pretty crazy stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 funny. i dont normally do "status" bullshit on that facebook gay site but i did one the other day that read something like "hey hipster fagget artists guess what: triangle paintings and collages are gay as fuck and you all do them. why. and please stop." im so fucking tired of seeing that copout bullshit with these pbr drinking bearded fools with girl pants on on the "im now an artist" tip its fucking gay and i see right thru you. i dont give a fuck about your stupid collages and gay triangle paintings iv seen 379842820948294312938091 times by 210947821839193131293 different bearded hipsters. straight up, you aint whats up. anyways nothing to do with soup, his asian parents or his masterbating nude tinycht pics, just a rant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 im so fucking tired of seeing that copout bullshit with these pbr drinking bearded fools with girl pants on on the "im now an artist" tip its fucking gay and i see right thru you. i dont give a fuck about your stupid collages and gay triangle paintings iv seen 379842820948294312938091 times by 210947821839193131293 different bearded hipsters. straight up, you aint whats up. anyways nothing to do with soup, his asian parents or his masterbating nude tinycht pics, just a rant. UMAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 oh God, CHEMTRAILS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 the other day i threw out a "cool story bro" when some kid was telling a fist fight anecdote, and it was complete win, which is worse because the positive reinforcement from the roaring laughter just enables more cool story opportunities. and yes i know i just used all ch0 terms mixed with recovering addict terms. win again. you realize we're all trapped in a cyclical vortex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 theres a space between one. fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 i tell people they're visibly upset in real life haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 phone lag ftl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 lol u mad , fail and cool story bro come up in real life every once in a while. but i think the funniset to me was i work with a few kids who think that they are total ladies men and they are not. me and a friend ran in to them at a club and one was telling us how he met some girls and that they were going to have a orgy. blah blah blah coy story bro. well a few days later at work i asked him well did it happen and he said yes and i the first response was pics or it didnt happen.....silence ensued he said nood no ... response again was fail 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 VICTORYYYYYYYYY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 Im gonna flip this around and say I, Soup, shall never say YOU MAD, You are physically downtrodden, you sir seem quite visibly enraged, or any other version ever again. Nor shall I ever say FAIL outside of its correct grammatical use ever again and if I do, you have my permission to neg me. And please, neg every other internerd who says it too. ¡Viva la Revolución! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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