Delse Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 :scrambled: get to know the bitches when there young.. before they get smart and figure you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 the best way to get revenge on your enemies is to be more successful then them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 then impregnate their daughter(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 to make money you need money. or a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Got old rice then make fried rice put rice in a pile in a skillet on 3/4 or full heat make a crator indention in the pile of rice crack egg into crator stir like hell add soy sauce..cook rice till light brown add cooked chicken beef or shrimp Now you got fried rice instead of a clogged ass drain Dont poor grease down the drain. it will clog it. save the grease in a little bowl and store it in the oven old bacon grease makes for some bad ass fried chicken too! Drink beer with high alcohol content at home. Thiis will allow you to drink more low alcohol content beer when at parties...You will look cool and be able to keep your wits about you. Find a Taqueria. Great food for a Great price! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 poor...really? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah yup Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 eating nanners backwards is gay, plus there's that black shit always in the last (your first) bite. i use antibacterial soap AND a wash cloth, which doesnt even matter if everyone else in my tub doesnt. but you're probably washing your face with your room mates nuts. my "roommate" happends to be my girl. i dont shack up with a bunch of other men like your faggot ass. go soak in ur "tub" with ur roomies homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Don't ever start smoking cigarettes every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 my "roommate" happends to be my girl. i dont shack up with a bunch of other men like your faggot ass. go soak in ur "tub" with ur roomies homo. aww, did i hurt your feeeeelings? 12 year olds have so many different feelings, you must have lost that first pube you been grooming with my washcloth advice, sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah yup Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 lol wtf u talkin about. all u been doin is crying in the burgh brick n paper thread. and if im 12 years old and im living with a bitch then u still dont have shit to say. u live with men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 mom dont count. and far be it from to say someones wrong if they're wrong. quit crying kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persian Rug$ Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Don't have your kitchen built with chinese black granite. you will never be able see it spotless. yes ocd. and NEVER hang a totem pole on the wall beside your bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 click this link. It has some good life tips in it http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0923528620100309 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Speaking of totem pole beside the bed what the fuck is up with dream catchers hanging from rear view mirrors? Either you're asleep at the wheel or a windian (white wannabe native American who has no clue) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 If, whilst "high" on amphetamine sulphete, one resists the urge to masturbate, one won't suffer half the comedown one otherwise would have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehaze Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 -have at least 10 sim cards on hand pre loaded with money and only ever text msg. -take the battery out your phone when you want too go somewhere or do something important. -use hushmail, and only on public computers, switch email addresses every week. -meet in public, talk off subject and just pass notes back and forth, then burn em yourself. -don't ever use blackberry pin's. -don't ever use pay phones. -never tell bitches what you do. -use predetermined drop offs and pick ups. -never have product and cash in the same place. -never drive in a car with product, walk or take public transit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlerinty Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 ^^ Talk about low key... Learn how to roll king size spliffs. Shit's pretty. Invest in a vaporizer. No, it doesn't have to be a volcano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 pieces conserve your stash papers kill your stash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 -have at least 10 sim cards on hand pre loaded with money and only ever text msg. -take the battery out your phone when you want too go somewhere or do something important. -use hushmail, and only on public computers, switch email addresses every week. -meet in public, talk off subject and just pass notes back and forth, then burn em yourself. -don't ever use blackberry pin's. -don't ever use pay phones. -never tell bitches what you do. -use predetermined drop offs and pick ups. -never have product and cash in the same place. -never drive in a car with product, walk or take public transit. Never make a dollar because people are weirded out by crazy paranoid drug dealers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Never make a dollar because people are weirded out by crazy paranoid drug dealers i used to get dimes off an old friend if nothing better was available.. dude would never do a hand to hand trade off..put your money down and pick up the bag, also in a room w/o windows. if he'd pick me up he always put the dimebags in a shopping bag with never used styrofoam bowls and papertowels, then drop me back off. wtf is wrong with people? could you make it look like im grabing a lb instead of a 20 pls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 prell shampoo and pepsodent toothpaste together make an amazing paint remover especcially when applied with a toothbrush 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Proper watermelon eating technique is key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 If you like the look of other men's penises , these so-called "gay" bars are a great place to go to meet others of your kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I was waiting for my car while it was gettin an oil change and this guy was also waiting, bitchin about life in general. I was the only one in earshot of it,so I fell victim.Aanyway..he was complaining about geting a speeding ticket..which out here a typical C code ticket is 190.00. He said his friend told him to pay the ticket with a check/money order in an amount slightly over the priciple. (195.00) The court will cash your check, and will reimburse the extra ($5). He then said, not to cash the $5 check. They will not be able to put it on your record/driving history until it is cashed(closed). IDK..I asked him, 'well, if they can't completely close it, then doesnt it remain unpaid'? he said no, because they have already cashed the amount of ticket. I wouldnt trust it..but wondering if this makes sense to any of you..or have any of you tried this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 it makes no sense to me, in my state. I have unpaid taxes for illicit substance tax, but was still able to apply for, and was given a passport. If the unresolved payments kept the case open and unfinished, technically i should still be on probation, but all charges are dropped, and i have a passport, but still owe the state a few cents. Not sure if this relates directly to traffic issues though. Sounds to me like dude just got hebrewed out of 5 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 This "thehaze" cornball got real UMAD about my comments on this thread, sending me links about the people who "schooled" him and shit, trying to impress me :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah yup Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 dont lick the whole L or doob, makes it smell like stank ass breath when its bein smoked. right after throwing the hanburger on the grill, push down in the middle of the burger with ur thumb about 3/4 into the burger. it will stop you from getting a burger thats taller than wide. only flip the burger once. every time more than that and ur just drying out ur burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kious Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 If you find yourself in either Montgomery , Alabama or Cleveland, Ohio, pack up and get out because you just fucked up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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