Barry Barbaric

Didn't he remove his trouser pockets in order to facilitate easier covert masturbation?

Spam javelin shit, even. Anyway, fuck it, a nosh is a nosh. So what if the bitch got a cock? As long as it's only a little one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece

Any codpiece who bangs on about being an individual is probably suspect as well.

Does he keep his credentials in his underpants?

The irony is that Rob goes home every night to smoke crystal meth out of a pipe fashioned from the genitalia of a murdered rent boy whose corpse he's currently storing in a rolled up carpet in his deceased father's study. Possibly.

which were auctioned off

In years gone by,in exchange for the right to smoke cannabis with more-or-less impunity, many UK rastas became officially paid up police informers, passing on information about other sections of the black community & suchlike which, to my mind, makes them even worse than fuckin hippies(still not as bad as skateboarders though - Did I mention I hate those cunts?). Also, the rastafarian religion is farcically ridiculous, even in comparison with other religions which are all, axiomatically, farcically fuckin ridiculous. Except the Holy Roman Catholic Church of course.

Re: Favorite Flickr Flicks http://www.flickr.com/photos/29048712@N06/5020653050/ Oh yes...

As she looks now rather than as she looked back in the day, I hope. Botty = arse or "ass" as you probably don't say, toluene.

of a broken heart

Because Robert Mapplethorpe wanted to borrow it for that pic he took of himself with a bullwhip stuck up his botty?

introduced him to homosexuality

It's likely that your mother has been inserting your toothbrush into your father's anus in an attempt to spice up their lovemaking.

first taste of semen