MitchThe$nitch Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear cat face myspace is gay. i deleted my account. but then 3 months later i started another one beause i was bored at work just saying, peace ps. have a nice weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Tourist, When walking down a sidewalk, try not to stand side by side 5 wide. Let the people out of the elevator or subway before you try to enter. Don't block the end of an escalator or stairway with your fat suburban ass. Get the fuck out of the way, all those bumps, shoves, and elbows to the body aren't because we are clumsy or rude. We just don't have time for another self absorbed piece of mass produced suburban shit wasting our time. After you acclimate to the program here, enjoy yourself, its a celebration. Sincerely, two78nine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear mitch, i agree a lot. if you can find me, add me. -catfacesss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear 12oz, This is a place you reveal your secret thoughts, not chat with each other. Quit gaying up this thread. - Sneak "Dont want to read your conversations unless it has pics of bewbz" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 dear girl im talking to, its cool you cant sleep over my crib tonight... i know your still going out with "slim shady" but you and i both know you still want "this".... just stop being scared and take it cause you know you want it... and if anything, i can just call up another female to spend the night in my casa.. dont hate the player hate the game, Tails0nE... aka T-Money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Dear Work, Give me a fucking break here. But all is cool. Ill be in Orlando for 3 days next weekend so I wont have to deal with your shit. Fuck You, Bonana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 dear thizard of oz, yeeeeeeeeeee!! love duck beastly oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 dear blister, why must you hurt me & why are you filled with odd liquids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 dear saturday, GOOD Morning! How are you? I just woke up and im more or less hungry. Can you shine the light towards goodness? (GOD Opens up fridge) Thank You kind superior sir, Jesus Lover, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Dear Last Smash, Please make the dog wait outside whilst the smashing is in progress or teach it not to howl during the climax... It'd be nice if your dog didn't jump on the bed during the smashing as well. Singed, OneNightLove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 dear chlorine you gave me headspins and made me sick today then i had to drive to pick up some more of you're buddies, acid and stabilizer i hope you're fuckin happy with yourself tango "still feeling like shit which is why he isnt out right now" 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Dear sickness, You are still here with no signs of leaving. You suck. I hope you die. But on a happier note you make watching human weapon all that much more awesome. Signed, Vitamin C p.s. Hey friends dad sucks you are going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 dear mary jane, you and I were meant for each other. you are the love of my life. forever, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Dear FEDEX Trucks.. . . Soon i will stop being a pussy and jump each and every one of you before my sorts starts. . . . . Stunt Man, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 dear trance4mationz... yer not a real stuntman unless you do it in the dark. while being set on fire. and holding glowsticks. -shmoyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 dear tecate... thank you for getting me drunk quickly. i mean... i know i havent eaten since 10 this morning... and im only on my 4th beer... but i got the buzz going... and im glad... cus im going to a dumbass artshow. followed up by some party with a bunch of hipsters. but yer there for me... to keep me calm and enjoy the company of others... no matter how diverse. *tear* -shmoyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 dear groyn, you know how high i had to climb just to take a pic like that? see those poles in the center? it has metal pipes on the other side and they are not stable. plus, i cant climb with all that in my hands/jump. and no, putting all that crap in my pockets wont help. my uniform is all tight. FEDEX Employee, ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 dear t4m... suck it up. -shmoyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 dear tango, unfortunatly. sincerly banana fish dear wamu: You are the worst company to work for. Changing the whole sick time system to only getting paid half of your hourly wage is unjust and just plain half steppin it. I thought home of free everything would be a chill environment to work for apparently though this is causing you to underpay me and treat all of us that work for you like shit. Three years wamu three years and all I can show for it is a measly ten dollars and my two weeks notice. basically its bullshit that the new employee you just hired is making 14 and I am still at ten. Step your game up. happy to be quitting- Banana fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 dear L&L, thankyou. that is all love, D. Beasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 dear pigs, thanks for not searching me today while detaining me. a warm bed is better then a jail cell. thanks. fat ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 dear rain you interrupted my plans yet again i hate you ps dulux vivid white sucks ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Dear MySpace. you're gay as all hell. and boring. Thanks for nothing. ever. SuperVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Dear work, You and I just aren't going to see eye to eye today. I don't want to lead you on or anything, but this relationship just isn't working for me. We need some space. Just some time away from each other. You are suffocating me. Always wanting to know what I am doing, and then telling me I can do it better. No I can't. I am doing the best I can do. Get off my case. Love, Always the same with complaints. Dear weekend, You are so far away. You are all I can think about as of late. Reunions and BBQs and party elements. You are so much radder than Monday. You should tell the rest of the week to step up their game and liven up things. Thanks, Party Machine Face Dear neighbors that I don't hate, I like that you always smoke weed with me. I like that you want to be our close buddies. And buy us a tattoo gun and set up. Although we all are excited about the idea...it is a horrible idea. I don't need any more shitty tattoos, and having access to a gun will only lead us all to recieve drunken tattoos that we will regret. I like that you are paying us to paint various things for you. Even if what you want us to paint is lame to the max. And we all laugh about it when you are not around. Seriously dude, Roman numeral III with horns and a halo and wings?? It sounds like a joke, but you are real into it. Your niceness makes up for it. I suppose. Sincerely, One Cool Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Dear sickness, I still fucking hate you leave my body soon. Sincerely, Tea taster oners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Dear Georg Ohm: fuck off. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Dear tuna sandwich, you were delicious. i hope to dine with you again tomorrow for brunch. goodnight. looking forward to eating you, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sickness, I finally whooped your ass and feel incredibly good. Peace to you nigga and fuck yo couch. Love, Shitflinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear LiliStCynical, I need you to help me practice practical integrated integrals, your curves will be greatly appreciated for use as a real world example. Thanks Sex Kitten, Glik$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear people, You are missing some funny stuff in the LOLSecrets Thread. You should check it out. Dont worry, I will wait here till you get back. - Sneak "LOLKat King" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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