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About HatoriHanzo

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    What are you doing RIGHT NOW.

    Wondering how it is possible my life changed so quickly within six months. Life is a bitch, take her while she is good.
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    What are you doing RIGHT NOW.

    Just got done working out. Waiting for these bourbon brownies to cool so i can ice them for the lady.
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    Irrational Fears . . .

    I have a fear of getting stabbed by a junky's syringe and contracting aids or some other fucked up type of disease. The fear is too the point where if I'm on public transportation or places with public seating I always check the seat before I sit down.
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    no bullshit answers from the oontz

    I pretty much lost all my friends. But I feel that just happens when you are in your mid twenties. You find out all your friends from high school are just scumbags and ambition-less individuals who were really never there for you. My one homie is in jail and won't be getting out for 4-8 but I still keep in touch with him through letters. My other homie I knew for over ten years stopped talking to me because he said I dumped him as a friend. Realistically I let him stay at my crib for going on a month, not paying rent, disrespecting people important to me, and just going out every night doing drugs and drinking. After I kicked him out I just kind of did my own thing and started settling down with my girl. Apparently trying to get my life together and not wanting to party and watch him destroy himself with drugs and alcohol made me a dick. Sometimes you just have to let people go. I still love the dude like he is my brother and if he needed anything I would help him out, but he just chills with a shitty crowd now and I can't be around that.
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    What are you doing RIGHT NOW.

    Drank a couple of gin and tonics and slap boxed the Shepard for a half hour. Fuck his active blood. I want no more.
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    UFC & MMA thread

    Ha. Awesome. But otherwise, apparently Kawajiri is going to fight Melendez. Ishii is supposed to make his strikeforce debut against Scott Lighty. And Gomi moved into an apartment without a bathroom apparently.
  7. HatoriHanzo

    UFC & MMA thread

    What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. i award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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    UFC & MMA thread

    If you think of the time Fedor was super relevant and holding the Pride belt. He was fighting the most stacked heavy weight division in the world. And the top Ufc fighter's at that time were Mirr, Arlovski, and Sylvia which he would of demolished. Hell Cro cop would of destroyed them. So I will have to agree with you, Fedor was and still in my book the greatest fighter in history.
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    What are you doing RIGHT NOW.

    Listening to Six Ft Ditch figuring out what I am going to make for Valentine's dinner for my girl and her friends. I'll probably end up drunk making something less than extravagant.
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    shameful/awesome sex story souperthread.

    The first time I ever had sex I lost my virginity to a girl who smelled like she had three week old octopus salad between her legs. Did I mention I earned my red wings too all in the same exchange?
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    What are you doing RIGHT NOW.

    Working on a logo for this side project i'm doing, drinking wine from the bottle, and just found out my boy is getting 4-7.
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    Almost like election day

    I did my part.
  13. HatoriHanzo

    Getting wisdom teeth pulled

    I had all four of mine extracted last year. They all were impacted and shattered in the removal. The worst part of the whole thing was the first day. You literally don't want to move or do anything. The next day I was back to eating normal foods and the pain wasn't too bad. You should be alright. The only problem I had was under the "twilight" anesthesia I woke up during it and tried ripping all the tubes and shit out of my mouth.