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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear administrator,

i can understand why you took my cell phone....

yes my friend was retarted and tried texting her

cousin in front of a hall monitor, ok i get that...

but did you really have to go through my phone

and take really random and un neccesary pictures

on my phone?

when monday comes, your getting treated...

 

see you before 1st period,

.Tails0ner.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear administrator,

i can understand why you took my cell phone....

yes my friend was retarted and tried texting her

cousin in front of a hall monitor, ok i get that...

but did you really have to go through my phone

and take really random and un neccesary pictures

on my phone?

when monday comes, your getting treated...

 

see you before 1st period,

.Tails0ner.

 

HAHA this is so amazing.

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HAHA this is so amazing.

 

Dear Glik0,

its kinda funny but pisses me off at the same time...

why did they have to play with my phone... why?

ill post up flicks i still got them...

you can see my administrators red head in one of them...

its funny as hell...

and im pretty drink right now so its even funnier..

 

 

that one guy,

Tails0neR...

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Dear Shogun Rua

thanks for coming out tonight against forrest. I was very dissappointed by your performance as i was very stoked on watching u dominate in the UFC. I couldve won a lot of money off of your loss, but i decided not to bet against u since i had faith you would win. This sucks

hopefully you pull off a better performance in your next bout.

 

-hayabusa

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Dear avocado:

 

Are you a fruit or a vegetable? You come from a tree but are in no way sweet and juicy like oranges or apples. No complaints you and the tomato have always been up there on radness to me Im just curious.

Confused but satisfied: Banana fish

 

Dear fish banana,

 

It's totally a fruit, it has a huge seed right in the middle.

 

Fruits don't have to be sweet.

 

It's also the most delicious fruit ever, and goes with pretty much everything. I like it more than I like most things in life.

 

QD

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Dear ex girlfriend,

why did you show up randomly in my life after not seeing you for a year. If you're not planning on having sex, then get out of here.

Not really loving,

MrChupacabra

 

Dear pills,

Thanks for helping my headaches and generally making me feel good. I appreciate it after the long weekend.

Lovingly,

MrChupapills

 

Dear Doctor,

Hook me up with some ambien when i see you on tuesday. this other sleeping med you prescribed me doesn't work for shit, and occassionally it would be nice to go to bed before 4. and because ambien is whats up.

Come on holmes,

MrChupacabra

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Beer,

 

Why is it that you taste so good at anytime during the day..We on a thin line between love and hate, I love you but I hate your beer bellies..I think we need a break..Hello hard liquor..

 

No Emo..

 

KOD

 

 

 

Dear Soft Porn on HBO right now,

 

Why ?? Why? WHHHYY?? did I have to change the channel and you had to be there.. Them music videos were off the hook but decided to flip channels and there you go with your fake ass penetrations ..DAAMN YOU.. Now Im hard watchin videos again..Hhahahahah

 

KOD..

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