banana fish

This thread title should really get changed.

happy birthday. The day before my birthday I had a BBQ and my friend made me a vegan cake that surprised me by being delicious. Then on my birthday I went to Humboldt. Took a hike in Rockefeller's forest, found a tree that was hollow in the inside and crawled in and smoked.

false the person below me was one vegan/vegetarian

I apologize if this has already been posted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hMnT44Etk

This guy in the middle with the faggy highlights makes me want to vomit.

False- I never gave it much thought the person below me has extensive knowledge in Russia's 17th century politics.

1. get off 12 oz 2. find my way to the bathroom to piss 3. find my way from the bathroom to the couch to sleep 4. take off shoes 5. sleep 6. dream about david bowie labyrinth style taking over arizona 7. annihilate hangover with tomato juice and sourdough bread

I use to hate tofu. Lately though I have been eating it alot. Its good stuff when served properly.

Miss Carpenter. Please. I know my business," the young man said. "You just keep your eyes open for any bananafish. This is a perfect day for bananafish." "I don't see any," Sybil said. "That's understandable. Their habits are very peculiar." He kept pushing the float. The water was not quite up to his chest. "They lead a very tragic life," he said. "You know what they do, Sybil?" She shook her head. "Well, they swim into a hole where there's a lot of bananas. They're very ordinary-looking fish when they swim in. But once they get in, they behave like pigs. Why, I've known some bananafish to swim into a banana hole and eat as many as seventy-eight bananas." He edged the float and its passenger a foot closer to the horizon. "Naturally, after that they're so fat they can't get out of the hole again. Can't fit through the door." "Not too far out," Sybil said. "What happens to them?" "What happens to who?" "The bananafish." "Oh, you mean after they eat so many bananas they can't get out of the banana hole?" "Yes," said Sybil. "Well, I hate to tell you, Sybil. They die." Banana fish is kind of an inside thing for a friend and I (we are both Salinger enthusiast). She also has a clothing line named after it.

nancy sinatra- Not the lovin' kind

Um... I guess there is a slight difference in the psychological effects of being teased for having no parents compared to having a tranny for a mom? I dont think it is HUGE though.

haha co-signed

I was made fun of for being the only kid in my elementary school to have freckles and no parents. I was dubbed orphan Annie. It didn’t make much sense to me because I didn’t have red hair or a dog named Sandy. I didn’t really take it to heart I just considered the majority of my classmates immature and ignorant. If anyone takes criticism they received as a little kid that seriously they are retarded.

Woman passenger ordered to remove nipple rings Heathrow terminal opens in chaos Gallery: Terminal 5 disaster A WOMAN in the US says she was forced by airport security guards to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers before she could board a flight. Mandi Hamlin, 37, is demanding a civil rights investigation, as well as an apology from federal security agents after being forced to remove a nipple ring before boarding a flight from Lubbock to Dallas in Texas. During a press conference today, Ms Hamlin said she was scanned by a female Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agent using a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of her chest. Ms Hamlin told the agent she had nipple piercings. The female agent then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said she would have to remove the body piercings. Ms Hamlin said she asked if she could display her pierced breasts in private to the female agent but several other male officers told her she could not board her flight until the jewellery was removed. Curtain call She was taken behind a curtain and managed to remove one bar-shaped nipple piercing but had trouble with the second, a ring. “Still crying, she informed the TSA officer that she could not remove it without the help of pliers, and the officer gave a pair to her,” Ms Hamlin's lawyer, Gloria Allred, told the director of the TSA's Office of Civil Rights and Liberties. Ms Allred, who also represents Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills, used a nipple ring on a mannequin at the press conference to show what happened. “After nipple rings are inserted, the skin can often heal around the piercing, and the rings can be extremely difficult and painful to remove,” said Ms Allred. Ms Hamlin said she heard the male security agents snickering as she took out the ring, before being scanned again and eventually allowed on the plane. Ms Allred said Ms Hamlin had filed a complaint to the TSA's customer service manager at Lubbock airport, who said the screening was handled properly. What the woman had in her nipples The lawyer said Ms Hamlin was “publicly humiliated and has undergone an enormous amount of physical pain to have the nipple rings reinserted' because of scar tissue”. “The conduct of TSA was cruel and unnecessary,” said Ms Allred. “The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.” The TSA, a unit of the Department of Homeland Security that was set up after the September 11 attacks in 2001, said it was investigating the incident but agents were trained to search people with piercings in "sensitive areas" with dignity and respect. "TSA is well aware of terrorists' interest in hiding dangerous items in sensitive areas of the body, therefore we have a duty to the American public to resolve any alarm we discover," the agency said in a statement. The TSA said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) spokesman Dwayne Baird said he had not heard of the nipple ring incident. Mr Baird said the TSA had no specific policy about body jewellery but if it was big enough to sound an alarm, the person wearing it would not be allowed to pass security until the alarm was investigated. "I'd be really curious to know what this woman had in her nipples," Mr Baird said on CBS. "Sometimes they have a chain between their nipples, or a chain between their nipples and their belly button. It would have to be made of heavy metal to be detected." “I wouldn't wish this experience upon anyone,” said Ms Hamlin. “My experience with TSA was a nightmare I had to endure. No one deserves to be treated this way.” Ms Allred said the incident followed a similar claim by reality TV star Nicole Richie, who said she had her breasts inspected by security at an airport because of her nipple rings

milky g and blood fart and moogle make me laugh casek- for intelligence shai caligula pffft- his Brazil thread made my day DAO for dictator. lubaroniss provides good photos.

false the person below me was an avid watcher of Disney movies in their younger years.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali-g When ever your free let me know. I look forward to the hood flicking extravaganza sincerely- Banana Dear shai- Ill pm you some as soon as I find my camera. I think I left it at someone's house.... I wouldn't mind coming up on those tags you showed us at safeway:) -B. Fish

false the person below me has a phobia

I am sick of this as well. If America ever has a woman in office it should be someone who can stand on her own damn feet and not the coat tails of her husbands. I am also sick of tabloid television, Jimboys (but I cant stop the infatuation I have with the greasy godliness), hangnails, tiny cuts that turn into wounds that need stitches or at least some kind of medical attention, and waking up not being able to breathe through my nose.

I love these and those pinwheels with chili.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear caligooooola- Going to the hood without you would be “like camping with no tent” it definitely would be a half step on hood lurking/ flicking. let thee adventure begin- the fish dear younger sibling- your Ebonics jargon is getting annoying. At first it was pretty funny but now I think you have taken the joke too seriously and way too far. Further than its ever been before. Like so far it makes up your whole vocabulary. I dont mind that all that much really. Its just with your new found slang comes this alter ego of finger snapping, "out of pocketness", and hair flipping. Please return to the nerd I once knew. That person was way funnier. -Banana and fish

haha girls shaped like cellos?

Re: Dear ________, - no homo