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Dear Amongst,

 

Haha I know what you mean man that was me last weekend. I could barely lift my legs a couple of mornings. Once you get past the week mark youre goldden.

 

-Juan

 

 

Dear Motorcycle Enthusiasts/ Inventors,

 

Please make a motorcycle cup holder for my RC51. I need my coffee and I dont have handlebars like a harley so the ones you have already dont work...

 

-No Coffe Maked me rranky

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Dear Sup Bro,

 

I wish you had ruby slippers right now and bring me my Italian Veggie sammich from Bari's (Chicago cats know the demo)...God, my stomach won't shut up..and I don't want it to be upset with you either cuz now it knows it's getting a sandwich...oh the horror of having to wait for my sandwich!

 

Godspeed,

Diddledoodle

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dear work computer,

 

you're a real piece of shit! i have to finish this excel tutorial, but you keep crashing on me, making me return to 12oz to waste time i could be using to get this shit done.

 

signed,

fucking earl

 

dear tutorial,

 

you're fucking boring, and the lady doing the tutorial sounds like she's taking a shit.

 

thanks,

earl

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Dear T4M-

 

Apparently the interior decorators here at 12oz think you need new furniture.

Personally I think you need better looking friends.

 

Either way, have a oontzin day!

 

---VAJ

 

 

Dear tree killing FranklinCoveyCo-

 

Thank you for all 8000 catalogues.

All 5 people in my office will put them to good use.

The dyke and I already plan on ripping a few up just for good lunchtime fun.

 

--VAJ & thepartnersbp

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dear VAJ,

 

all of us are good looking, besides her. she is the "message" lady. and yes, that couch is our only furninture, besides the plasma screen & tv stand and a couple of chair/beds. This is a temporary place, then i move out to Killa Kalli next summer.

 

Have an awsome weekend, your pal, T4M.

 

Dear /SK,

 

Nooooooooooooooooooo! she is bi, talks sex all the time, and flirts. I think she is just like that cus we mostly talk to the other people. I like to make fun of her and take pics when she aint looking. Im planing on taking a video of her on the topic "I am a Hooker"

 

Fatty Porn star, T4M

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dear somejuan,

 

I just ran across something on myspace that one of those coworkers posted about me, with my picture included, that sent my blood pressure through the roof. I'll tell you later if youre interested in the story.

 

sincerely,

catfizzle

 

dear ^.^

 

i wanna know! i loves teh gossipz

 

-still pullin shots,

edoggggg

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dear edogg,

 

here's the quick run-down, as short as i can make it.

I venture onto a coworkers(ex) page, see my pic from myspace i just put up posted by another dude who works there, who btw is about 300 pounds, saying "eww, how woud you like to wake up next to that thing every morning?"

So I messaged fatty back, telling him to say whatever he has to say directly to me, and being the fat fucking piece of shit that he is, he has no room to talk about anyone.

All in all, I feel great after saying that.

 

love always,

the cat that will punch you in the fucking face for talking shit.

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