IrishCarBombs Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear squirrel face for your neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 dear me, that bud was killahhhhhh!!!!!! klate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Wheels, Sand yourselves now! Thanks Sneak "Tired Hands" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Midwest, Why do you have so many fat people, and why are they so proud to be fat? Like the restaurants are all called Belly Busters, Pot Belly's, Piggy Wigggly, etc. You fat asses are blocking the scenery. At least you have a lot of beer and blonde bitches.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Wheels, Sand yourselves now! Thanks Sneak "Tired Hands" Creep Didnt I say that would take forever? Nooooooooooooooooooooo.. Spits alwayyyyss wronggg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear... remember that? totally geh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear 9/11, You were totally awesome today. The weed was killer, the groundhog was ridiculous, and the Arby's was fucking delicious. Everyday should be Happy Terrorist day. Lovingly, Shy guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Even tho you was a crack fiend mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear ch0, I'm gonna do that thing that a lot of people do and say I'm leaving for a while. ---VAJ p.s. I already changed my mind /nocryforattention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Vaj, Look who comes crawling back. Spitfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear tailsone, it sounds like you were hired on an off week for the pay period. so yeah, you'll just end up getting a check with three weeks pay, instead of two. i recommend investing in pork bellies. as for this weekend? do you have anything you can sell? dvds, cds, records, furniture, kidneys? then you'll have money to buy paint or whatever you wanted to have fun with. bone marrow gets you good money, but can be an uncomfortable process. good luck, earl Dear Earl, yeah i talked to my boss n he told me the same thing really... so instead of getting my paycheck this week ill get it at the end of the month and it'll be double of what it would be this week... cool but not at the same time... i have stuff i can sell... i have a full closet with about 75% or more cloths i dont wear anymore or doesnt fit, i could take it to some cloths place by me and get dought for them... plus im telling people im making full colored sketches for money... people out here are always in "awe" when they find out i write and see my work and the first words out their mouths are "can you draw my name???" so i figured eh... fuck it... any tips on hustlin' you'd like to hand down? willing to learn, Tails0nE Dear Tango, no its not full time.. i go to the caf after 8th period, punch in, and leave at 6:30... anything else read the above letter... but i punched the numbers the other day... $9 on a 3 hour period, thats like $27 a day, then thats like around $135 or so a week, THEN thats around $270 or so every 2 weeks... take away taxes and whatever else im forgetting and its a pretty decent pay check... waiting for pay day, Tails0nE p.s. i dont know why, but the art room thing i had to clean today had a bottle of feebings leather dye... so i guess that compensates for no paycheck this week... suckers. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear credit card company, I have never had such an awful credit card in my entire life. I gave you 125$ for a payment last month, and all of a sudden, even though I don't use the card, I'm over my limit? EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE. Hope you get aids oner, Angry face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Rusto, I am high off you again....why must your fumes always seem to find its way to my brain. Now I am going to have mega boogies tomorrow. But I dont really care right now, the room is spinning. I think its time for GrAfF N DanCe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ - Sneak "Getting Jiggy wit It" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Get Off Ma Couch. Leave My house. Dont come here ever again. Your friends Can Stay. Hate you for life, Muah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Ahahahahahaa... THat's probably the first thing you've said that's made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear trance, is that girl smuggling watermelons in the sleeves of her sweatshirt? curious, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear everyone, please stop hating me just because i spend all of my time here. it's a real downer. pillz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear sleepy.. i aint hatin dog...but ferill....you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself and go out with your friends and do shit..nobody can change your mood or actions besides you..im not being a dick, im just being honest.. I try not to spend time mopping around and complaining..YOU are what you THINK and make of yourself. yer buddy. pfffffftr p.s. pay my receptionist on the way out. k.thx.bi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear cupid, Are you retarded are just playing a mean joke? Shooting your magical love arrows at a 40 year old midget whilst he was looking at me is not cool.I just want you to know I think he is stalking me now becuase he has showed up repetitively at my parents house asking for me or just "stopping by to say hello". It weirds me out that he knows where I live, where I work and where I grew up.C'mon cupid get it together your just setting this poor guy up for heartbreak which I thought was the opposite of what you do? I need to write a strongly worded letter to your supervisor now. your not very funny: banana fish yo banana are you a girl? kthxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear credit card company, I have never had such an awful credit card in my entire life. I gave you 125$ for a payment last month, and all of a sudden, even though I don't use the card, I'm over my limit? EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE. Hope you get aids oner, Angry face Dear La Face, Welcome to my world... I had an old credit card that I never used then moved forgot about it. I never even activated it (it was in a Mike Giant book I got being used as a book mark) Then bam! 450$ later I get phone calls because of the start up fee...even though when I signed up for the card it said no start up fee's... I argued and argued but no dice had to pay the 450$ to cancel the card...weak sauce... Then on this motorcycle bill the lady calls me up like I am late, I was like checks in the mail but I will pay you over the phone anyways since I had the cash. So I paid over the phone and two days later I get another thing in the mail about late fee's I am like WTF!? I JUST PAID DOUBLE MONIES!!! Credit cards are a horrible thing to have... \ -jauner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Corner Bakery, Even though you are commercial, and not neighborhood baristaish like catface, you still have some dam good coffee flow. Thanks for getting me high legally every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear people concerning about miss fatty chunks, she is all stock. Fat, ugly, and has a manly attidude. She looks at pronz while the girls and guys are there. . . . . Still hate you, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear alouette, your garlic and herbs spread is the best invention known to man ...smothered upon wheat thins you make everything better..i love you.. -mr. maker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dera Trance4Mationz Did you fuck her? Curious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Morning, I hate you. Really you come to early everyday and your jovial outlook on the day makes everything worse. Please get bird flu. Love, MorningHater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear /K, She is desperate for a man or women to fuck her, want her number? Best regards, Mr. Pimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear led zepplin i'm suprised you are having a reunion concert. probably smart since bands like the stones are making mega millions. i have a feeling it won't be any good. let me know, mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Trance4Mationz I think you did fuck the fat girl because you didn't answer the question, you talked around it. CILONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear /SK, no. Your fan, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Scrambled Eggs, With mushrooms, onions, garlic, tomatoes, cilantro and just a dab of salsa... Thank you for fucking ruling so completely... Love, Meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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