DonCheadle Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Allergies, Fuck all y'all. Claritin is overpriced. /theDon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TootsieRoller Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Edoggg, That's terrible! I'm sorry, don't stress about it too much on your trip! I'll help you with finding a new job when you get back. They don't know what they're missing! Going to miss Tuesday nights this month! Have fun! Love, Toots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear vulcan, For crissakes, I'm sure you've heard of it before. haha Life is ok, I'm working some mediocre job, and I got summer school, which started today, which fucked my wallet over. haha How you been vulcanic? -seyzer Dear cold, Why the fuck do I get you in the busiest times of my life you're a total fucking asshole, not to mention I haven't been this sick many times before in one year. What the fuck? -seyrious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Tell me now can you make past your caspers So we could finally fly off into NASA You was always the cheerleader of my dreams to seem to only date the head of football teams, and i was the class clown that always kept you laughing we were never meant to be, baby we just happened so please don't mess up the trick, hey young world, i'm the new slick rick, they say i move to quick but we can't let this moment past us, let the hour glass pass right into ashes let the wind blow the ash right before my glasses so i wrote this love letter right before my classes how could a goddess ask someone that's only average, for advice o-m-g you listen to that bitch? woah is me, baby this is tragic cause we had it, we was magic i was flying, now i'm crashing this is bad, real bad, michael jackson now i'm mad, real mad, joe jackson you should leave your boyfriend now, i'ma ask him WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT? http://twitter.com/BorisDaGucci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 21st century car insurance, fuck you, you incompetent motherfuckers!!!! thanks to you, i spent the day at the dmv reversing my license suspension and paid a $250 fine. your mom bitches. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear perverts of the world. The simple fact that I work for a distributor of *ahem* adult entertainment does not give you the right to verbally abuse me. Your package has been dispatched and will be with you soon enough. If you do want to try to take me to the office of Fair trading go right ahead. I don't mind if you try and sue because your three gay fisting DVD's are late. if you'd like to stand up on the witness stand and in front of all those people and yell about "berlin Dungeon" "Ass Pigs" and "ffucking FFantastic" go right ahead. But in the meantime put down the viagra get off the couch and go and find yourself a twink to fist. Fuck all of you calling me a scumbag. angry at the world today schniggles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, mail me free pornzzzz! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki a copy of ass pigs is on it's way! ha ha <3 schnitz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear my niggas on 12 oz im turnin 18 wooooooot i can buy my own death sticks now wooooooooooooot now i can be prosecuted for statutory rape if i get on my girls parents wrong side wooooooooooooooot ahhhhhh life flies by so fast fuck! vulcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear vulcan, Happy birthday riggz. Don't be too proud about being able to buy cancer sticks. You are now a possible pedo suspect. lifeinthefastlanerigguh, seyzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear California, This time next week I will be within your borders. Please be as epic & awesome as the movies & TV make you out to be. -West Coast Here I come!/nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo yo seyer haha i know im tryin to quit those shits they make me feel like shit ahaha but yeh im actually not all that happy i wish i could be a kid forever pretty much /nocreppyoner but really tho fuck life vulcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenwings Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Vulcan You 18 now? damn ...haha lets go paint. and hit the strip clubs...you know you get free lap dances at spearmint rhinos when its your birthday right? -wings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo chickenwings mah nigga sorry i didnt it you up today fishsticks said hed tell you wassup for the week tho so dont trip and yeh were probly goin to a strip club this weekend dog ....shit nigga ima go there al the time all incognito and shit and say its my b-day everyday!!!!! haha V5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear wrist, Why do you regularly decide to hurt extremely bad? I constantly hurt way too much for my age and the possibility of already having arthritis doesn't please me. Please stop. -Chupacabra Dear weather, Thanks for cooling down. I'm not a fan of 90s and brutally humid. I hope you stay out of the 90s this weekend when i'm going to be hauling everything out of my apartment and into a uhaul. it would also be nice if you could hold off on the rain this weekend too. Thanks, S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chupacabra, move to new england. we haven't seen the sun in 3 weeks, and when we do see the sun it only hits about 80 for a day then we get another 2-3 weeks of gloomy ass weather. plus it's been colder than it should be here, when it should be in the 80's its in the low 60's and drops lower then that at night. -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear "Dear _____, - no homo" thread, why does removing the band-aid hurt so much more than the actual act of giving blood?! feels like I just ripped open a new orifice!! /NH -myarmhurtsinhouston oner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, I wanted to share this burger king ad with you. Sincerely, Me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Casek, Thats gold, I'm actually surprised they got away with that ad. -walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mary elizabeth ellis (AKA the waitress from IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY) those eyes, marry me? -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear boat step off she's spoken for! schnitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, YEAH I KNOW SHE'S MARRIED TO CHARLIE DAY. EVEN THOUGH SHE HATES HIM IN THE SHOW.... I LOL'D WHEN I READ THAT LOOKING AT PICTURES OF HER. /NOCREEP BUT... ON THE OTHER NOTE. SHE'S SPOKEN FOR BY ME SO STEP OFF OR WE GONNA HAVE TO THROW DOWN IN FISTICUFFS IRISH STYLE IF YOU COME TO NEW ENGLAND! -boat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichi723 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Casek, Now I'm hungry, but none the less I'm impressed by the awesomeness of that ad. -Chichi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali oontzers, I'm flying your way shortly. Let the mayhem begin! -MarcoFromHouston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Marco, See you tomorrow mang. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Marco, Have fun out here! Did you find out where you are going to watch fireworks at? -Seyziller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear work computer. thanks for letting me be a slack off nigga and spend hours on the oontz. dear oontz. thanks for being the one thing i look at on my work computer other than porn. dear porn sites. you better not crash my work computer. how would i explain that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear salami sandwich, You are just what I needed for lunch. -walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Department of homeland security, Thanks for approving me! I'm looking forward to sampling the many delights america has to offer! Though I must ask How many times does the question about being involved with genocide during the second world war actually get answered yes? Either way cheers guys if I see you at SFO I'll buy you a beer! well maybe not! schnitz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear jet skis, Thanks for pounding me on the water. /nh The beer kept my body limp as you tossed me violently for being top heavy at 40mph. Dear Sun, It wasn't cool what you did to that chicks face. She thinks she looks good, too. She reminds me of an old wrinkled brown leather couch... that smells like old bus seats. Dear Man Made Lake, What is it about you that attracts messicans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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