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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Air Canada,

Please do not sit me next to some fat fuck for 9 hours on wednesday, nor next to somebody who smells like ass, or a little child who wont shut up.

Please do be a newer plane model, so that i can watch movies of my choice.

 

Doser.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

edogg,

 

you mis-read his post.... he did not get shot with a gun.... he got SHOTS with needles.... from the doctors... and they really hurt him.. haha.

 

at least that is what i pulled from that post.

-boat

 

dear beefish,

i think i know what that post is about.

so hahahahahahaha if i do.

but if it's about something i don't then..... sorry for laughing haha.

-boat

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dear oontz, got myself past 2000 posts lastnight, now im feeling very satisfied.

 

dear scraper, why the fuck you run infront of my tire, damn doggy wanted to change sides.

thanx for fucking me up scrape.i guess.

 

dear fixed, you go way to damn fast, and because of that i got fucked up, lols.

 

dear graffiti weekend, it was good to be out and about through you,saw lots of super fucking nice cars like this one100_3227.jpg

 

skate....having a good day

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bbshoes

 

oooooooooooooh. i just read the first sentance, and then replied. i guess sometimes it pays to read the whole fucking post.

oh well, i like my story better,.

 

mywayorthehighway

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear B. Boat,

You are correct.

caffienated and taking innocence- B. fish

 

Dear only flashlight on site,

Please work. I get scared going into clients

rooms when its all dark and stuff. I keep thinking someone is going

to pop out from the corner and ARRRHSJKDHA attack!!

I dont think I could keep my cool in a situation like that.

Light my way.

startles easily- Banana anna

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dear b-fish,

 

i dont know if they make glow in the dark flash light but they do make ones that you shaked to power so they dont need batteries and you could wrap glow in the dark shit all over it!

they sell em at wal-mart for a couple bucks.

kinda genius huh?

 

-Pizzzzzzzza

 

 

lmao i just proof read that after i typed it

im worn out from writing and not editing it cause wtf??? lol

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear bfish,

 

I think the one pizzy was talking about sort of looks like this

 

Shake_LED_Flashlight.summ.jpg

 

they also have one you can charge by pressing or winding

which kind of looks like this:

200844222213830.jpg

 

take care when checking on those clients.

 

-seyerrr

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dear vermont,

 

i am excited to visit you, as i have never been north of boston. i hear you actually have white people doing mexican people jobs up there, because there are no mexican people there. weird. i also hear that you have waterfalls that i can swim under and that the water in them is very clean.

 

love,

z.

 

 

dear poloricans of brooklyn,

 

you definitely know how to party. last night was ridickles. my favorite was the drunk bitch with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts catching PR tags on the sides of busses everytime they rode by. oh and i guess the whole standing on top of cars thing was pretty cool too. PUERTO RICO!!! WHAT??? i wonder how many babies were conceived last night.

 

love,

z.

 

 

dear mom,

 

congratulations on your new job! i knew you had it in the bag.

 

love,

z.

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dear ex

 

you make me mad. not mad that im not with you anymore, but mad that i wasted so much time with you. mad that i let you make me feel like shit, mad that i didnt listen to people when they said i could do better. mad about how you talked to me after we broke up, mad that you would accost me at school and at home and say horrible things. mad that i let you blame me for things i had no control over. mad that you would say mean things about me to my friends. i put the ball in your court after the break up as far as 'staying friends', but your actions have shown your true colors- and i am ashamed that i spent so much time with a person like you. there will be no friendship. you are not a good person. end of story. leave me, and my new man, alone.

 

gettinitoffmychest

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