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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

deal iou,

 

haha...that was someones bench randomely attached to my post...just like how posts randomly get edited by people...attachments get randomely put on posts too....12oz is still messed up.

 

dear seyer,

 

pryor on drugs = comedy...but = sad too :(

 

dear vulcan,

 

congrats again...class of 09 ftw!

 

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear guitar center,

you will no longer get my business.

fuck you, and your corporate boners.

carry some good shit.. not what is "IN"

and maybe fucking SCREEN your employees so they know what they are talking about.

thanks, the only cool thing that ever happened at guitar center is making new friends who are into metal and actually know shit.

-angerboat

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dear insomnia

 

fuck you i was semi sleeping like two jours ago i woke

up to shit tried to sleep some more, no dice

this rarely happens to me, maybe it was the four

percosets i snorted two and smoked two lol

in like an hour shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt

im bored and my girl is sleeping i called like 45 billion times

hahaha

 

 

im goin to cali tommorow and my uncles pickin me up

oddly his name is uncle sam

hes not an angry in your face tall lanky pale skinned white man with a beard

hes the exact opposite somewhat short fat darth vader black no facial

hair ever man and im goin to my moms house (my stepdads black)

 

goin to knotts berry farm.........fun (sarcasm)

 

im basically only goin vuz i know m mom feels guilty for not showing up for

my graduation hahaha so shell buy me shit

and i should be back here in vegas next week

 

also i dont know anyone in the redlands area

my family in cali just moved there from perris

soooo ill be oontzin it like crazy and shit

 

yehhhhhh

 

now i have heart burn

 

and the pronz isnt doin it for me

ima try and sleep

 

wish me luck

 

mah riggas

 

 

this is vucan 5 signing off captian

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dear vulcan,

smoking percs lolololololololololol.

bet you looked like a crackhead.

 

and i know what you mean about sleeping.. then something waking you up and not being able to go back to bed... that shit pisses me off.

-boat

 

dear seyer,

what?

that post visibly states i am mad.

-boat.

 

dearest bayyyyynanarfeeeeeesh

whats good money?

long time...pm might be sent later today with some various stuff.

-beastfromtheeast

p.s we better then the west.

you be on us like new borns on breasts. yeah... i just re-started our rap battle. haha.

 

dear new england weather,

what is up with this damp, nasty ass weather lately?

just show the sun for once this week.

-boeeeate.

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dear gothyachtkicks,

 

i'm SAYIN, it is the middle of june and i had on a hoodie and a jacket last night...WTF SON? bring on the unbearably hot sticky sweaty nasty summer funk, i am fully prepared, i got a drawer full of short shorts and wifebees and i just changed the filter on my AC. the only thing i am lacking is a baby pool, but them thangs is a dime a dozen. hurry up and get here summer!

 

:heartbeat:

zebra loves to swelter in the heat oner

 

 

 

dear tv,

 

oh yeah...you don't work anymore. fuckin bummer, i am going to have to get real crafty and figure something out to steal you.

 

:heartbeat:

zebra needs to watch her programs like your grandmama oner

 

 

 

dear baller blockin,

 

i checked yesterday, and you're still the best rap movie ever made.

 

:heartbeat:

zebra whodi oner

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dear zeeeebzzzzzzzesssss,

WORD, and the days feel sticky and fucking just damp.

why the fuck are the nights dropping to 40-50 degrees? this is cowboy bullshit for this time of year.

i should be outside chilling with people in the sun not in this gloomy damp weather.

 

you already got your AC in? damn, i haven't even put mine in yet, hasn't gotten hot enough in my opinion.

tops it's only hit like 88 so far this year... i wanna feel the burn it should already be 95 + not this 60-high70's wet weather.

-gothyachtkicks (that had me laughing for a good 5 minutes)

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Dear vulcann,

Go to the bay rigggguh!

Oh yeah congrats on graduating,

I saw your graduation flicks and you got

helllla people in there goddamn, and I thought

my class was huge! haha

Have fun in cali.

-seyer

ps: LOL @ "short fat darth vader black"

 

Dear zeeebs and boatbeast from the east,

Our summer in the bay seems to be some what gloomy as well.

We do get the random sunny moments, but there hasn't been much

sweaty weather. Were supposed to get some random rainy day next

week then it goes back to being sunny. haha

Cold summers

-seywest

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dear suki,

 

so i added you to my buddy list as requested, and being unemployed has left me more time to hop on AIM and piss about, but i fail to see suki.. how am i supposed to entertain and share guess the movie secrets and answers with a lack of suki presence? maybe blame it on the 3 hour time difference, haha?

 

-bni.

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lol bboat

 

yeh i looked like bling blign from the indecline/bumfights vids

 

 

"CAN YOU SAY BLING BLING"

hahaha

 

 

seyseynigga

 

ill see wassup and if i do ill comment you or some shit

hahaha

 

and yeh we had like 600 something but only like 524 or something showed

up on the news they said its the largest graduating class here in vegas

 

so im just like

 

 

weeeewooowaaahhhweee

 

haha

 

V

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Dear Christina Ricci,

 

 

ricci.jpg

 

 

I miss when you had meat on them bones. I mean, you still look good and all, but don't let yourself get too thin.

 

christina_ricci.jpg

 

I mean, yeah, you still look good all dolled up and everything. But my dog can use your neck bone area as a drinking bowl.

 

Here's a good look for you:

 

christina_ricci.jpg

 

No dog bowls, nice looking cleavage, and a foxy face.

 

So please Christina, don't let those LA hookers get to you. Eat a burger. You vegan? Eat three buffalo tofu sandwiches and an order of fries. Don't just do it for yourself, do it for humanity! Don't pull a Nicole Richie.

 

Your stalker,

Earl

 

P.S. --Why'd you stop going to bingo on Tuesday nights?

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Dear stuffy nose, itchy eyes, and coldness.

I am in a miserable state of discomfort.

Thank goodness for space heaters.

Who ever invented those little warm machines

of pure delight should be Greek goddesses.

I want to send them thank you notes and fruit cakes

for the outstanding service they have done for mankind.

I think I am getting delusional.

Any who...point is...I love space heaters and hate

you and that I blame the significant other.

Unfortunately yours for the time being- B. fish.

Ps. You are tricky attacking me with your gross feelings by playing

on my desires for the mushy love feelings. Very tricky.

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dear zeebra,

i think we control new england weather because today is fucking awesome... and i think the only reason it is, is because of you and me, we must be gods.

off to spend more time in the sun before work.

hope you are enjoying this fine new england weather as well!

holla

-yachtkicks.

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dear finals week

 

youre a tough one, but me and you gotta duke it out somehow. still not sure whos going to come out on top, but im hoping to win at least one battle. please go easy on me...

 

studystudystudy

edoggggggggggggggggggggy

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dear c-walk

 

thanks for rubbing it in. jk, im at a community college in seattle. we're done officially friday, later than just about everyone :(

 

shouldbestudying

edogggggggggggggggggggggggggy

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Dear Edoggz,

 

my condolences at the passing away of your entire summer.

 

 

Dear El Camino Lowriders,

 

im very glad i have my El Camino still 8 years later

but now that i know finally how i want it built, i sure as hell am impatient :(

anyone wanna loan me money?

ill shuttle you around in a sick Lowrider :)

 

-Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

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