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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

der ladies

 

no skatedate tonight, i have my final in the morning. need a good nights sleep and a breakfast of champions. and lots of coffee. but ANY other night, im in!! and yes, we got work to do.

 

boutitboutit

edogggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR SHEBOYGAN,

 

 

after i had let the ditches breath for a year some madison douches came up and managed to get everything buffed. now its summer time and i aint got no job so i went down to my faborite spot. and..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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what the fuck

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sincerely elis von sixer esquire

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dearest Santana Boats & Hoes,

 

i watched Step Brothers last night..holllly shit. its like the 30th time, but hey. its funny.

anyways, glad you got the text. i will tell you this, it wasnt a "mass" text, i CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE you!!! haha. for real tho i been missing you but i been going thru some real deal such as life shit. tell ya later!!

 

and

 

Dear Black Boat Shoes,

 

BOATS & HOES!!

thats it..

 

-Frappachino McDollarmenu

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

damn son i just got a laptop

 

WOOOOOT

 

ill be postin alot more in the your day in pies thread

 

 

dear las vegas-

 

im coming back home tonight cant wait

to see all my friends and family and to start

my real life i will miss my family here in

cali though too so yeh itll suck but i gotta start

college or at least sign up

 

VULCANATION

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear angry man who drives a black civic,

 

I apologize for switching lanes without rolling down my window and informing you. I guess my signal wasn't enough. And I'm sorry I laughed in your face when you gave me the finger in your little leather gloved hand and then laughed even harder when you mouthed "Fucking Bitch".

Best wishes to you on the road,

-Maddy

 

P.S. Go do some drugs or have some sex...maybe it will mellow you out.

P.P.S. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL >.<

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear chichi,

that was you!?

i'm gonna fucking kill you!!!!!!!

 

:lol:

 

nah, but for real i hate people like that on the road.

that and people who can't drive, and 1 don't signal, 2 slam on the brakes when no one is in front of them.

3 people who are on their breaks ON THE HIGHWAY

4 people who drive 20 miles below the speed limit, 5 people who have no idea how to read signs and slam on their breaks to get over 3 lanes when they should have got in the other lane 2 miles back when the signs started telling them too.

-hastodealwithidiotpeopledriving in R.I and MASS.

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dear chi,

hahahaha.

yeah that's the best... when i see someone flipping me off or yelling at me for no reason.

well there is a reason it's because they can't drive so they think they own the road... and i like to laugh at them and they get even madder that is the best.

 

-boat

 

dear francis,

haha!

boats & hoes!

my name could be taken as Black - Boats - Hoes hahaha.

if i'm ever in the north west region we shall rock our boat shoes and pick up hoes whilst getting outrageously drunk.

-boatshoes.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

I just gave her a nickname, it's wet-wet,

Cause when we finish, she mess up all my bed set

She got somethin to relax me when I'm under stress,

Never told her, or let her know, but she the best

She like to spell her name with her tounge on my chest,

If you would've told me it was this good, I would've never guessed

She full of surprises, I dont know what she'll do next

But while she sleep, I'll sneak and put hickes on her neck

And when she go, she shut down the whole set,

Love to see her in heels, with da slit in her dress

She like to do her own hair, get her own checks,

My BUST IT BABY, I keep her on deck

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Ayo can I please talk to my

BUST IT BABIES real quick homie,

Let me bring you in my world and

Let you know what I call a bust it baby

 

If I wasn't married to the streets, it would be you

Your lips, what make you so cute

Love when you poke your mouth when you mad too,

Save your number in my phone under lil boo

Like your sex, but more in love with what you do,

Turn me on how you stare at me when we thru

When you give it to me, I don't wanna turn ya loose

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dear work

 

or ex-work... fuck you for firing me on the day before i leave the country. sorry im not one to be a kiss-ass and let myself get walked all over. unfortunately, the customers there love me and you will see a backlash from this. id rather be unemployed and have dignity than have a job and be a brown-noser. have fun hearing people say how much better coffee i make than my manager- and ps. next time- fight your own battles instead of making him do your dirty work. even though hes a bitch too...

 

cowards...psh

edogggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear C.M.B.,

You are an asshole. I would probably punch you ten times more in the crotch then I already do if we actually ever saw eachother.

You are a shit friend and I want to kick you in the fucking shin,

 

-The only person who half liked you anymore

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear everyone,

Ive wasted countless hours adding to, and organizing my hip hop folder today.

Why can't everyone name the folder by Artist('s) then a space dash space ( - ),

Year, and them Album name and be an organized mofo like myself.

 

To the people making huge discography torrents with no track numbers or other data on the MP3's,

I hope I find at least one of you and urinate in your mothers anus via a funnel.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Fruit Basket,

 

You arrived at work for someone who already left early from the back office. After notifying him, he said we could eat you. You were delicious with your little pineapple flowers and whatnots.

 

-healthyoner

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