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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear oontz,

 

a friend of mine who ive known since high school just got dumped by her bf of three years.

shes mad depressed and we were supposed to get drunk last night.

 

either way were talking right now and im wondering if i should try to sex her or leave her alone.

 

she asked me if i was still with my on/off gf, i told her no...

 

so i know shes interested...

 

advice?

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Boatshoes,

 

Funny how you deleted your message. I hit the "back" button on my explore two times, erasing the whole first post. It was always at the end, so I wrote that thing 3 times.

 

 

We are cursed,

Earl

 

PS --calling Christina Ricci a dog is not cool with me. I will kill you one day.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Anybody who cares,

 

I will be going on an internet vacation in afew days, I'm in between moving houses and I'll be staying at some homies that dont have the internet /caveman status

Im going to Greece for a fortnight soon aswell, expect a photothread.

So if you don't see me posting, I hav'nt killed myself.

 

Peace!

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR EARL,

 

ME AND YOU FIGHTING TO THE DEATH.

IN THE LAST DVD OF 12OZ FIGHTS.

 

WEAPONS OF CHOICE????

 

OR NO WEAPONS?

-BOAT

 

DEAR PIZZY,

I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS.

 

EARL DIDN'T TELL ME EITHER, SO TELL ME WHO IS SHE.. POST SOME PICTURES.. BECAUSE IN THAT ONE SHE LOOKS LIKE A HIDEOUS FUCK!

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Dear Earl and BB,

 

A new challenger has arrived. That's right she is mine. After her roles in Buffalo 66 and Pumpkin I am sure we are soul mates. Besides that crazy bitches love me.

 

IOU

 

Dear Tomorrow,

 

You will be awesome. An island and a woman.

 

IOU

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dear marco,

 

sorry i didnt make it out to sf to meet you man. but one of my favorite rap groups is from houston, so if im ever out there...i will pay the cover for the show, if you show me where al the thick latina females are at.

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Zebra,

 

Her name was Rosa.

 

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I still have all the original issues in a box at my parents. I subscribed after issue one came out, and when you subscribed, you were guaranteed product for subscribing. I ended up getting two decks and a shitload of stickers in the mail. It's funny how the issues got tamer after Larry Flynt bought the rights to it.

 

I always liked the "10 ways to be an asshole."

 

#8: Got to an old folks home, take an old person out saying you're their grandson, then push them off the pier.

 

 

I miss that shit too,

Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dearest oontz.

long time no see.

so i thought id pop in and searchbar my name to see what kinda shit people had to say. apparently after even a few months, everyones still obsessed with talking about me.

awesome. i have made an impact in an internet forum.

:lol:

ahhhh, living life vicariously VIA the internet. such an amazing thing.

 

i've been travelling and working alot.

 

went to philly and chilled with knifehits not too long ago....drank in a divey bar, told dumbass stories, and walked around at a god awful hour until our feet hurt...

 

back to seattle this week to see my fam,

headin to florida in mid july

my birthdays in august...

 

lets see... finally signed and started that ol' divorce process...got myself a good lawyer...

headin to boston to chill with my pops in september

 

and then thailand in october.

 

things are good though.

been in and out of the hospital (for those who know)

and things are looking alright for now...

so im taking life for all that it is and living it to the fullest.

the cancer got me shook, but im a strong ass bitch...pretty fuckin sure ill be fine.

 

i never oontz anymore but y'all can bug me on AIM. it goes directly to my blackberry, which is fused to my hand. my sn is punksdeadimnext

 

i gotta go eat something...before i freak out..

but i figured id say what up to err'one.

and drop some contact info for the fools who wondered if i was dead.

not yet....still kickin it.

anyways..take it easy.

-boohead.

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dear duckbutts,

 

sorry to hear that. RIP grandma duckbutter.

 

love,

zebra

 

 

 

dear earl,

 

word, i heard a buzz like a year or so ago that they were bringin it back, but alas, i guess it was nothing but a rumor. and yes, that rosa is a babe for sure.

 

love,

zeebs

 

 

 

dear dude talking loudly on his phone on the train today,

 

you are a genius. i will be referring to people as shirley temple ass niggas for at least the next few days, or until i play it out, whichever comes first.

 

love,

mastereavesdropper oner

 

 

 

dear manpiece,

 

i hope that you enjoy the spice cake and cream cheese icing cupcakes decorated with nine millimeters, sugar skulls, pentagrams, stacks of money, snowmen, and titties that i made you for your birthday. you are going to get lots of the good birthday power u, probs a few blowies, a trip to the beach, grilled chicken and bacon club sammiches, some ice cold brews, a fancy razor, a new fitted, an awesome t-shirt, and a pretty goddamn sweet handmade card, if i do say so myself. in other news, you are a lucky motherfucker, but then so am i.

 

love,

baby scrams

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Dear traveling luke,

You were a pleasant random encounter.

I wish I had my tape recorder.

'It's natural and good to be afraid. But it's also important

to know how to handle yourself after that fear.'

It was a really simple statement. But it's exactly what I needed to hear.

I hope you write a book so I can have at hand your story about getting your sobe

green tea, being bombarded by a questionable man with huge kitchen knife

in hand talking weird stuff like 'dont trust a man, all men are women, and your mother

is mary'. I liked how you just listened to him and talked a bunch of nonsense

with him to calm him down. Whether true or not with everything that's going on in my

simple boring life it was nice to hear.

You are the rolling stone the people you meet are the moss. ; )

Pleased to have met you- B. fish

 

dear duck butt,

Are you holding up ok?

<3 B. fish

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Dear Momma Cat who abandoned her kittens under my stoop,

 

If I see you in the neighborhood, you're as good as dead. I'm going to feed you to the wolf up the street. I tried to save your kittens, but the ASPCA is too fucking slow. Now I have five dead new born kittens in a box on my kitchen table, and that's not cool.

 

So you better run and hide in another neighborhood. Because if I see your homeless tail around my way, you're catching a foot like you're a soccer ball.

 

No lies,

Earl

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Dear Landlord,

Thank you for your sage guidance on my job search. Sadly, I cant get a fast food job because i'm not bilingual, necessary in my west siyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed neighborhood. We also own a pit bull, so i DO meet all the qualifications to begin rollin'with the Latin Kings. However, I'm keeping my gang joining options open for now as a gal needs to choose her homies carefully, you know?

and no, i'm not bitter about Sam keeping my deposit, because i ''destroyed that beautiful wallpaper in the bedroom.'' even though anyone with the ability to see in general would consider it a mercy killing. In fact since you have such a twisted concept of beauty, i thought youd appreciate the lovely mosaics of shit my dogs produce on your lawn in front of your apartment!

Best wishes,

 

p.s. big ups on that newspaper you wont be getting and cant figure out why!

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Dear stomach,

I know what you want. Cigarettes.

I sadly inform you good organ that I can not allow you

to indulge. I am sorry. Really. I prolly miss it more than you

do. Only eight more days left and we'll see what life has to offer.

Please stop turning yourself inside and out rolling around (screaming)

like a three year old who cant get it's favorite toy. I cant hang and I very much

would like to hang in there. This will be good for both of us in the long run.

Be patient- the depraved brave fish

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