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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear today,

I did everything a girl could ask for.

Bike to work, took pics and drank hawaiian coffee.

Killed it at work, stayed productive, got orders out.

Then we went swimming, threw the ball off the dock for the jew dog, smoked and worked on perfecting the high tide float stroke. It's basically when your high and you're too lazy to swim so you try to stay afloat.

Then home for hamburgers made by the most handsomest of mans ever.

We caught a spot and now waiting for a movie to download for bedtime.

Today was good.

 

Good night moon.

 

Love, santanalitas

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Edogg,

We are going to get flicks now, but rest assured it can't be missed.

Unlike you who are very much missed.

 

Tea Party when you get back, my house on the makeshift porch for my birthday.

No boys.

 

And we'll do that production for sure.

 

I hope you are

1. seeing TONS of handsome good-looking people on your trip

2. eating the finest that side of the world has to offer

3. smoking drinking to happiness

4. be back, I would hate to lose you

 

Angelina, handsome man and Pudge the fat fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Toots,

Yup, let's do it. handsome man is in school now. Such a smart boy.

Check your grumpy boy's schedule and see when he is free.

 

Send link to said Flickr please.

You see my new prody in Tacoma?

Dragon letters raaahhh! I miss you too.

 

Santanalinas

 

 

Dear LA and San Diego,

Be prepared to be TERRORIZED!!! Haha

End of July, be there or be square!

 

Santana BM

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Santana,

 

Next week when we return, it's on!

 

I leave tonight for our 12 hour road trip.. I love snacking on roadtrips..

Grumpy hates it :(

 

See you when I get back, or maybe I can oontz on my G1ers. Oh and I hope your birthday bash is bannggging!

 

Loveyyy Dovey

Toots

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Banana,

 

Yes, I fly to San Fran on Saturday morning. :D Are you going to be in SF this weekend?!

 

-marco

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Dear Suki,

 

Yep, sounds good to me. There is a big Texas Graffiti Show in Downtown LA that night, but I'm down for whateva.

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-Marco

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear new client,

 

Not only are you sexy, you made my day telling me all the stuff I did for you was amazing. Little do you know I think it's awful and you know nothing about lay outs and that little thing called white space, it's nice to have sometimes. It's okay though because you have a pretty smile.

 

-workrulesoner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ssn,

 

i have to call you and tell you my schedule, so i can plan a trip up there soon....also, i have found two more secret swim spots!

 

cG

 

 

p.s. how are your hungry children doing?....hopefully they have light to do homework now!

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dearest Marco,

I was going to be in SF this week. Today actually and tomorrow.

But my work rescheduled me. So instead this weekend I am

visiting with the inlaws in Salinas (sarcastic) woooo. Jk. They're good people.

I'd have to ask the significant if a swing by the city on the way back

is possible. (Fingers crossed). If it's not I really wish you a fantastic

time here. Be careful of sukis pugs. They mull with love.

tu amiga- B. fish.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Bottle Collecting People (BCP) in my neighborhood,

 

I don't mind what you do, and I don't mind paying a chunk of your salary, but do you really have to wreck shop like raccoons? I just took my dog for a walk, and the neighborhood looks like a pack of drunken Bigfoots got into a campsite. I've already gotten one ticket, because you guys threw your unwanted bottles into my cardboard, but obviously you don't care. You took all the beer bottles, but left the Marsala and Smirnoff bottles laying there like a dead hooker! They ticket us for that shit!

 

So all I'm saying is this, if you guys want to keep collecting here, keep it clean. If you don't, I swear I'll bring the wrath of Satan's fury upon you. I have a crackpot team of BeeBee gun assassins stationed up and down this block. I know your path, I know your routine, don't think I can't stop it. If you think you can bop your way through my neighborhood, then I dare you.

 

Look who you'll be dealing with:

 

At 137 #4, we've got Rory "Aryan Death" Sullivan.

 

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Rory can shoot the tit off a house fly from 50 yards back. He'll have you running before you can drop your first empty hennessy on the curb.

 

 

But, if you do get past him, we've got Kyle "Pasty Legs" Thompson at 160 #2.

 

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Ole Pasty once killed 13 sewer rats and made a necklace from their skulls. Some kids like to make macaroni self portraits, but Ole Pasty likes to boil his kills down and make fashion accessories from their skeletal remains.

 

Now if you can get by the sharp shooting skills of Pasty Legs, you'll definitely be beaten and wounded. You'll stand no chance against 193 #4, Scott "The Bushrat" Johnson.

 

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The Bushrat once killed 45 pigeons in 30 minutes. When he ran out of beebees, he killed 10 more with his survival knife.

 

So The Bushrat is the end of our block, but we doubt you'll get past him. If you do, by some miraculous chance, we've enlisted some foreign help. We reached out to some of the most serious killers outside our block. These guys don't mess with beebees, so your chances are a little less than slim of survival.

 

We've got:

 

 

"The Jihad Brothers" from Dorchester, Ma.

 

Markie

 

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Bobby

 

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Donny

 

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and Sully

 

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From Niger we've got, Mojuumbu Jo JuJu Jujumbo Johansen (AKA. The Blood Diamond)

 

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Tony DeCosta (He used to live in the neighborhood, but his family moved to the Queens side.)

 

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His brother Gato

 

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and their friend's "The O'Malley Sisters."

 

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So do you really want to wander my neighbor, pulling that Yogi Bear bullshit? I mean, I make one phone call, and it will rain round golden death on you. So try me fools. Leave another bottle on my fucking curb. Do it, I dare you.

 

You've been Warned,

Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear earlio,

 

i had a huge thing written out.. and then i accidentally hit backspace (even though i didn't hit back space? weird!?) but anyway...

 

she looks like a dog, that bitch is nasty!!! you wana make human dogs with her? unless she just looks gross in that picture and smoking hot in others, i don't know i've never heard of her.

 

and i'm dieing from laughter at your first post.

I know all about BCP i work at a liquor store that has a redemption center.... i had a huge rant about them... but its gone... so i'll just say this they suck, they are dirty smelly people, and they need to get real fucking jobs.

 

-booooooaaaaaatttt

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