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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear 64 degrees outside,

 

You are my new best friend. I love you. I just wish you'd stay around longer. I hear your sister 74 degrees is coming to town later, and that's still cool with me. As long as your cousin 75 degrees or higher doesn't stop by, I'll be happy.

 

Fuck humidity,

Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Best Friend,

 

Holy shit dude! You are getting married tomorrow! To a smoking hot Colombiana! You win! As the Best Man, I already threw you a bad ass bachelor party, now I will supply teh beers & shots before the ceremony, then give a funny/heartfelt Best Man's speech at the reception.

 

Congrats My Nigga,

 

-MarcoFromHouston

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Dear Marco's friend's future wife,

 

Did he make you sign the pre-nup? If not --GOOD! Hahahahah, he'll never know you actually have a fake name and that you're legally married to me. We'll take him for everything! Remember, lay low for the first three months, then I'll send in the cooler. Then you can start the bitch mode, sweatpants, and "I'm tired" all the time. You should see the cooler I've got set up for this job!

 

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He'll melt like a pudding pop in a heat wave!

 

 

So don't forget, keep me posted, lay low, and await my sign to move ahead with the unshaved hooter hole and itchy bunyons.

 

Love ya,

Earl

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dear iou,

omg stfu.

what's happening to us?

<3 ssn

 

dear cali,

yes please bring food and clothes for my poor hungry children who have to do their homeowrk in the dark thanks to the electricity being out and all, those fucking fucks.

im looking forward to seeing you and gossiping about bullshit.

<3 ssn

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dear iou,

thats child porn!!!

please don't become like one of those fucking stupid douche bangs who say

oh lemme ask my girl, lemme ask my girl if i can go, lemme ask my girl if i can have a life outside "us". i will have to kick you in the groin and make you suffer if you become like that.

<3 ssn

 

dear cali,

dude and i are going to ozo but the homies will most likely drink and gamble while they wait.

you should come early, i get off work at 4 and the show starts at 8 so come about 5!

<3 ssn

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dear cali,

 

thanks maing! step one to becoming a midwife. any of you wife up some home birth-y type bitches in the next couple years, holler at your squirrel, i will pull them babies out of your ladies snatches while we chill and smoke blunts and listen to camron. if you think i am joking, you should know that i am not.

 

love,

zebra

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dear zebra,

 

thanks for the gross mental pictures.

i just watched a documentary on midwives....and i saw a couple good books on it at barnes and nobles.

so are you still going to be a pornographer on the side????

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cali,

 

What up killer? Wish I was going with everyone to the river, but things happen ya know. Be sure to get all Chieftain up in that mother fucker.

 

IOUhellamissinthehomiesfromthenorthtain

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Zebra,

I was thinking having you as a midwife would be really

awesome...but then I remembered you'd have to be

all up in my vuh jay jay and that might make me some what uncomfortable

since I am sorta (in a weird way) fam to your magnificence presence.

Maybe if you wore one of these

http://www.flixray.com/dvd_covers/200810/108224.jpg

it make birthing a lil smoother.

I'd have the hubby design one with a zebra design and

on the forehead it shall read (in gold)- "... I got an A in ladies."

Good luck with nursing school- the lil bean fish

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