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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Edoggarllia,

 

Tell your new man to beat the ex's ass. On related news though, everyone I kick it with no longer hangs out with me ex because of her actions. Makes things way more awesomer.

 

-justsayinoner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear edogg,

 

Shits tough.. but you sound like you're doing ok. like C said, get the new man to beat his ass.

 

Good luck.

 

Dose.

 

 

Dear Air Canada,

I have a long ass flight with you tomorrow, I better not be flying in one of those one fucking screen for the entire cabin to watch a 1998 original on, cmon man its the 21st century, if i had my own laptop id be watching porn anyways. On another note. I dare you to sit me next to a fat person, or an indian /noracist, if you will, i will do everything i can that will not have me seen as a terrorist to move to a more comfortable position.

Thanks for the coop :)

Hatesflyingoner.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear porkchops and applesauce and summer squash,

i am going to prepare you and then i am going to eat you and it is going to be awesome.

 

dear blue moon,

i know you're a stupid bitch beer but goddamnit i love you.

 

dear best friend,

thanks for coming up and visiting. i needed some of you in my life. besties since babies=we may as well be blood. you, me, the shooting range next time i come home: it's a date.

 

dear girl changing her tampon in the doorway next to the club last night,

when that dude came up to you trying to hit on you and then realized what you were doing and got real bummed, it made my fucking night.

 

dear drunk old rich man,

it was nice of you to buy us all a round, but i'm sorry that you thought that entitled you to touching my thigh. i'm sorry that my homegirl mushed you and you fell off your barstool but i'm not really that sorry, you dig?

 

:heartbeat:

zeebs aka zebradrips if you're nasty

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear dose and c-walk

 

thanks for the kind words, but in my opinion, violence is never the answer. its funny how much you find out about a person after the relationship...

 

game=steppedup

edoggggggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear sooks,

 

My tum-tum is doing pretty okay. I'm on a crazy new work schedule as of now and it's taking a tole on my tummy. I'm getting used to it and getting back in control of the stress thing. Thanks again for the helpful hints.

 

-walk

 

Dear eeeeeeeedoggy,

 

Relationships are funny like that, better to find out after the fact than during I suppose.

 

-walk

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Pussy ass crackers

 

How in the fuck can four birds get you a life sentence?

But give a cracker seven years for money launderin' millions

Shoot a nigga in the leg they sentence you like you killed 'em

Cracker catch you wit' that iron and throw you under the buildin'

You a nigga that mean you guilty 'til proven innocent

money talk and bullshit walk a thousand miles

You ain't got a paid lawyer then don't go to trial

Crackers owe each other favors, they'll swap ya out

"You give us him, we'll give you him" know what I'm talkin' 'bout

Nigga took thirty years on a cop out

Fuck you get thirty years for breakin' in a bitch house?

Crackers playin' a dirty game boy this shit wild.

 

PLIES

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Dear Christina Ricci,

 

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Please come over next Wednesday night. Don't worry, my girlfriend is "cool" with it. Yeah, she loves your movies. So why don't you come over, we'll make you some tofurkey burgers with an avocado slaw. I'll even make Cajun seasoned sweet potato fries. Then we'll watch some old episodes of "Head of the Class" and talk about how much we hate kids today. How's this all sound?

 

And if you want, I have a laser that can remove that shit from your back. And by laser I mean penis.

 

Your man,

Earl

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Dear Lex,

Where in the world have you been sir?!?

It's been ages since I have seen your

precious screen name on the grey screen of thee oontz.

Has the new move treated you well?

Happyyouarelurkingnetcafeandsomewhatgracingusw/yourEpresence- B.fish

(Longest one worded sentence ever ^)

ps. Everytime someone takes a break from this site or

hasnt been on in awhile...I think they died or are in jail.

It's bad. I prolly shouldnt think it...but I do.

 

 

Dear Sey sey,

Thank you for showing me those flashlights.

I am gonna look into gettin one.

But um...that flashlight the one in your days in pies post (that is what it is right?)

is that yours? And if so...where did you get it?

I want one. It looks so heavy duty amazing that

making 3 am 8am would be possible. I am tired of the dark.

Let there be light- B. graveyard fish

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Dear b fish.

 

The move has been great. The city is alot bigger and i have been able to go out and see more shows and exhebitions and crap also paint on peoples stuff a bit more, the only bad thing is im getting kicked out of the place i moved into in 2 weeks and i have no idea where im gonna live, fuck it if you ever come here you might see me posted on some street corner dancing for change.

 

soontobehomlesslexia.

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Dear Lex,

Maybe since it's a big city...they have a halfway home

or something you could sign up for till you find a new place?

I dunno. Most people at halfway homes are nuts/hard to bear. That could

be a biased opinion on my part tho. Possibly something to look

into if youre not ready to go back to your side of the country and

are out of options.

Sorry to hear about the abrupt kicking out youre young and

charming though something will turn up. :)

crossing fingers for you- Banahhuh Fish.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear francis,

 

I'M FUCKING SAYIN!!!!!!!!!!

 

people always be trying to make fun of my name like "boat shoes" haha what are you some rich old dude?

no.. boat shoes might be one of the most comfortable pairs of shoes out there.. people need to get on our level francis.

good to know you went with the black ones.. they have some funky colored ones around.

 

welcome to the crew of boat shoes.

-lord YACHT KICKS. haha.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear chicken,

hahahahaha.

it's all good dude, i don't take 12oz seriously.

i just think it's a funny misconception.... why would an old rich dude be on 12oz?

well... i guess that could happen.

-boat

 

p.s. your name made me hungry for some buffalo chicken wings.

now i am off to get some.

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