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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear everyone who came to reno,

thanks for the good times.

<3 ssn

 

dear schnitzel,

you are such a nice, generous, sweet,

considerate, fun person.

i was sad to see you go.

please come back soon, i hope to visit you in australia

next year.

<3 ssn

 

p.s. the pugs fell in love with you

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Job I just applied for,

 

Seriously, hook it up, make it happen! I know I'm the best guy for that gig. I need this shit! Seriously, if I end up watching anymore Daisy of Love or Wife Swap at 1pm --I'm going to off myself like Hitler in his bunker. So seriously, hook it up! You know you loved my cover letter, that shit was pure Hallmark goodness. That shit probably had you looking in the mirror saying "Damn, I'm a good looking person!" Now think about how you can feel like that everyday when I walk in the door and say hello. You know you want to hire the sexual skills of this sexual cubicle monkey, so what are you waiting for, offer me the big money! Offer me the company car! Offer me the backpack phone that Gordon Gekko used in "Wall Street." Just do it, NOW!!!

 

I'm not kidding,

Earl

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Dear Employer

 

Hurry the fuck up and tell me if i am keeping my job or not, this waiting around is fucking me off and taking away time i could be using for looking for a new job closer to home!

 

Dear Economy

 

sort yourself out so I can find a new job quick

 

Dear Decy

 

Well done on not drinking and smoking weed and not having killed someone yet during this stressful time and actually being very productive drawing wise and with the daddy duties

 

 

Dear Earl

 

your the man for the job /nh

 

Decy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear decy,

 

congratulations on the sobriety maing!

 

z.

 

 

 

dear new york,

 

please give me a job that pays well and doesn't require me to take of my panties. i am smarter than your average twenty four year old, not above busting my ass over menial tasks, have a degree, have experience doing lots of different shit, am really nice and easy to get along with, won't give you any lip, and have no unsightly facial wounds or deformities.

 

thanks,

zeebs.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Saturday Night,

 

What the fuck happened? I remember shots at the bar, then old manning it on the porch with the lady when my ex showed up. Half bottle of whiskey later, I woke up alone naked in the ladies bed while she was on the floor. She doesn't know what happened either. I need to stop drinking so much.

 

-walk

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Dear Edoggg,

 

I don't think she was talking about handsome man... I think her twin brover is some boy with a cute dog in LA.

 

See you soon,

 

Toooots

 

Dear edogg,

Listen to toots, she is smart. I am out here visiting my brother and going to ComicCon in San Diego.

He has a vinyl toy that is being released there so I am helping him with prep stuffs.

Handsome boyfriend is home home and I miss him lots. =(

 

Ewwwe _dogg for thinking such gross thoughts.

Where has your mind been?

 

Santanarita

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Dear Danny,

 

I have failed once again to be there for your birthday.

Since it will be your 21st, you will probably be celebrating

it involving spirits and whatnot, and I cannot do that yet.

I promise to make it up somehow when I travel back to

hell aye with a nice picnic.

-seylocc

 

Dear 19,

11 more days

-ms.seyer

 

Dear certain someone,

I'm worried about you. Go ahead and laugh it up.

I still care though.

-seysey

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear ms.(paint)seyer,

 

Did I notice a hint at a birthday coming up? Who knows, maybe you'll get a birthday thread... most likely not from me but since I mentioned it I'm sure someone will. Have an awesome day.

 

-walk-a-thon

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ssn,

 

thanks for the great weekend.....ive got lots of stories to tell.

 

dear schnitzel,

 

it was cool meeting you man..hopefully you can find me a fat australian girl to smash if im ever out there visiting.

 

dear saturday,

 

thanks for the sunburn on the chest and stomach from the river in reno.

 

dear sunday,

 

thanks for the sunburn on the back from the swimming pool.

 

dear monday,

 

thanks for the sunburn on the face and shoulders.

 

dear sunburn pain,

 

go away!

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear 12oz,

I am moving out of the graveyard shift.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

I am going to be able now to sleep at normal

hours and be awake for them too.

Maybe that will affect my lightweight possibly

delirious presence here. If so I enjoyed

it/getting to know you fine folk through the web.

You are an interesting lot. If I still slack off at work

during the day time and am on here for the majority

of my shift I hope my posts begin to make more

sense.

<3- B. fish

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Dear Heidi Bub,

 

You are a sad sad person. What you did to your REAL family is the most pathetic display of humanity that I have ever seen. If I ever see you face to face, I swear to God as my witness you will regret it. People like you are the reason I have such a love/hate relationship with America. You should be ashamed of the fat hillbilly piece of shit you grew to be and I hope you fall face first through a pane glass window 34 stories off the ground.

 

Your enemy,

Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear toots

 

last night was not a faliure!! it was %100 win. many spots, good work, and even in early so grumpy mcgrumperson didnt get grumpy. i call that success. but im ready to go out again anytime.

 

livinthedreamofbroke

edoggggggggggggggggggggy

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Dear IOU,

Sorry to hear that sir. Good thing

she has you to take her out for comfort food and ball games.

Wish you the best- B. fish

 

Dear hates bad humans earl,

I am now curious about this woman you speak of.

I am going to watch the movie posted with my sister on

our coffee thursdays.

Your fellow hater of bad humans- B. fish

Ps. Good luck with that job.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear C walk-a-thon,

 

You are correct sir. Thanks for the early greeting.

 

-ms(paint). seyer

 

Dear B.fish,

 

Congrats on leaving the graveyard shift.

Enjoy your nights with sleep and your days at work with sunlight.

 

-seysey

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