MOOGLE? Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 dear dreamcast i bought for 12 bucks saturday, i.....i.... i love you. sincerely out of burnable cd-r's oner sies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 dear grd... "hello possum!" i think i get it now... kinda... dear day in pies thread... i'm going to post photos there for the first time in a while tomorrow and you are gonna shit yir breeks rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Dear Rolf, I get it now 'possum' hah. Silly S... - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Dear Douglas Adams, Happy 60th UnBirthday - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I miss him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Dear you know who you are Fuck you you fucking asshole, thanks for making my life fucking hell, I regret the day I ever fucking met you, if finances were different I would never see you again apart from when I had to. Cannot wait til I can get the hell outta here. Fuck You Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 dear self you were pissed off a few hours ago. but fuck it resigned to the situation decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Dear Decy, chin up kid, just think you have drinks with me soon so that's something to look forward to ;) Also, now the weather is getting good we should take the dogs to belle vue soon. - sg Dear lau, you made me proud...for a change. Now don't fuck it up! - me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 dear ex sending me pics of your chewed on by a 5 month old, tit is wierd. use some lotion or something almighty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Dear grd yes we should head to belle vue sometime, Pepper would be up for it too. Can't wait for drinks, should be fun. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Dear Decy, for some reason I have it in my head that it's Easter weekend which means day time drinking and the fair in Caerleon, it WILL be fun! - sg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 dear company... pleez geez yon joab the moarn... yi ken yi want ti... eh cin dae it ah nae bather! piece o' piss... cheery! chefter! Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Dear piece of shit that shorted me the equivalent of 10 USD on my change, Die. -Realism Dear Realism, Remember to count your change when you get it. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear Realism, I'm glad you had a sour experience there, it means your expectations will be lowered considerably. - sg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WedgetheRonin Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear chick with herp derp who's been on my balls since high school to bang but I be like..no no no no U fat, Y U NO hot and interesting and no have herp derp so I can bang you good?!! Better yet, Y U NO share number of your hot friend you were with last night?? -Yours truly, Wedgely Winterbottom III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Sir, All that I would request of you, good sir, is that you endeavor to communicate in a more comprehensible manner in the future. Evil Von Trailerington the 77th 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 dear new city, i am not a fan. You do not amuse me. Your people are materialistic and bad drivers to boot. Please let me leave as soon as possible. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear grd, Thank you for the kind thoughts. -Realism Dear last night, Not that walking home at 5 in the morning being offered blowjobs and hash every half block wasn't fun, but you probably should have just made me stay at the first bar. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear Realism That sucks you should go back there punch them in the face and steal stuff. Dear Life Give me some fucking money so I can move out of this hell hole and away from this woman, I need my own place otherwise im gonna go fucking insane. fed up decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear Realisim Stay off the boulevard of broken dreams. Aka hunts point. I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Dear London and Tulum, Mexico, London OR THE U.K. in general, I was born to live there. bring me back, please. Tulum, I'm supposed to visit you in the summer time when I'm not in the U.K. Always, Malinez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Dear Banana Fishie Cutie Face, Happy cake day! your texas homie, -marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 dear couple with the crying baby next door, obviously you hear your kid crying and you are trying to break him of some habit. but i got news for you, it's not working. i swear to god that if it doesn't stop, i will come over there and show him what real pain is. -M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 dear slumlord, i will enjoy every moment of spending money on a lawyer to burn you for the last year and a halfs rent if i find ANYTHING in my room not in the same place i left it. fucking faggot slumlords. tenants at will can fuck you up real quick guy. and dear dude, claiming that you wrote my word for a couple years in the 80's stfu. never heard of you braH. been at it 12 years. walk away homie. -noesydimbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear oontz.... i finally got a joab! that will be all... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear girlfriend, Please hurry the fuck up so I can go bench and enjoy this beautiful day. -Steve- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear Cunt who stole my bike I fucking have you on CCTV and if I fucking see you then you better believe im gonna cut your fucking throat open, you fucking scummy piece of fucking shit, I will not rest til I fucking break your bones. Fucking ready to go postal Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear rolf haggis, i dinna know you were oot of a job. CONGRATS! -m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear Rolf congrats man, enjoy all the booze you can now buy! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear decy... cheers, i'm gonna try and save the beer money for a BMW though... i hope you get that wee cararvan dwelling tinky bastard that stole yir bike tae... dear massgraff... i wasn't oot of a job, technically speaking... i was self-employed... so when i had work, the money was bra... now though i'll be gettin' a shitey wage, but it's money every week ken? an maybe even a wee van to drive aboot in tae... the more you ken... off to le boozer Rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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