suca Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 dear handsome boy so far, every boy ive met in this godforsaken town is either a total stoner, closet racist, or both. please please dont turn out to be another disappointment, because i really like you... history shows this will, however, crash and burn. :( deargodihatethisplace edoggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Dear Souls and Rolf, I would very much like to take my frustration out on the plumbers face but I think I'm gonna have to wait until he's fixed my boiler. I kinda like having hot water, heat an all that. If I've learned anything in all this, it's that I need to become a plumber because those dudes really are getting paid. -groundedinnit Edit Dear Rolferino, good luck with the job innit - aunty g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 dear grd like Rolf said, plumbers suck. learn to do it...get money. dear weekend you were nice and lazy _almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 dear cali it'll happen again i'm sure. so, don't retire, or stop caring !@#$% dear people who are helping thanks !@#$% dear people who said they would help but aren't helping don't front. it's not a big deal. thanks. !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 dear landlord, please stop looking for reasons to evict me. i pay my rent on time (five day grace period bitch) and NEVER ask you to fix things, such as the sink in the bathroom that has been clogged since i moved in last summer. i wont even mention the washer and dryer downstairs nor the kitchen floor tiles. so what i like to invite fifteen friends over to my one bedroom, get drunk, sniff 2cb ketamine and molly then spin dnb records on blast at three am. ITS FUCKING RIVERWEST. ps my fiances taxes are coming back so ill replace that window she busted out back in february. thanks dyke. your tenant, -sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Dear guy I kinda sorta am crushing on, Calmate.....I'm sorry man I'm a social deviant. I don't mean to be. But.....this isn't gonna work if I gotta check in with you. I got 6 brothers a pops and a stepdad already. Please just be.....amazing and thanks for giving me this -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Dear Tuesday, Have you been in cahoots with Monday? -grd Dear pluming company, after all my hard earned cash you're taking you couldn't even send a cute one? You had to send an old fella with builders bum and a faint aroma of sprouts? Aaaannnddd He's not gonna be done for 3 more days?! /disappointedoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 dear grd and almighty... fuck bitches... install copper on an hourly rate of £25... ralf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dear cry baby bitches, and that is why you're not on my facebooks and shit. females in general, learn to take some criticism without being crazy sensitive. Low self esteem is not attractive. M I RITE GUISE?!?!?! Lolnbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Truth! Dear today, Fuck. You were amazing. -laughs Dear big brother, :b ha shouted you out today. -yourannoyinglittlesister Dear crush, Thanks for this Dear best friend, Ice cream festival friday and krs-one saturday. Come please:) -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dear World. I ALMOST feel back in touch with you. Even tho my "overnight' shipping of my new phone, that I ordered on Wednesday, JUST got here. Now if I can get this internet thing on the up and up. Dear Peoples... hope you having a nice night -XXL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dear xxl a 3 day delivery took 2.5 weeks to get to me... I think delivery companies are on a different planet where the day is much longer... possibly venus. which means they are all women.. which actually kinda makes sense. nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 dear 12oz people, just wondering if any of you suffer from psoriasis? if so, what do you do to remedy it? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 sooks, i happen to be on the phone with my mom who has it and she says "it's caused by a retarded gene that causes cells to overproduce. so first the best thing to do is pick at it. and keep it moisturized after you pick at it." apparently that keeps it from growing so fast. And my cousin who has it really bad gets steroids to keep it at bay nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 suki, psoriacin. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 hi suki my coworker has it i had given her some shea butter lotion for xmas and apparently it has helped but i think she just moisturizes like crazy !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 psilocybin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dear suki, Go see a dermatologist. You should be able to ask for rx and natural remedy options. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dear san jose sharks Focus the fuck up! Better take game 7.. AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 dear girl, start opening your mouth a little wider when im about to feed you a specimen. dont just close your mouth on my dick and swallow it real quick, i wanna see it in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 dear boy in the pub... listen to yir fuckin' mate when he tells you to shut the fuck up... or i'll do it fir yi... you looked aboot as solid as my first shite... and i'll mind yir coupon... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 dear Suki, A friend of mine has it really really badly and has to go to the hospital to have UV treatments to help it, but then again I am pretty sure you live somewhere sunny that isn't wales, but he was told sunlight can help it, but to be honest when he has an outbreak he pretty much looks like a leper Dear Job Market I know itis greedy of me as I have a job and should be happy to have a job, but damn I need a new one, this job is driving me in-fucking-sane, I try to remain positive but within 30 minutes of being in the building I want to fucking murder. So job market pick up because I need a new job before I get fired for smashing someone's skull in with a keyboard. cheers Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Dear 12oz Which is better brick slayers or channel zero? Circle one, haha AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 dear al, obligatory c0me 0n s0n.jpeg. -n0esy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Dear everything, *sigh* -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Dear asthma al, Looks like the sharks are starting to choke, let's hope the game's life is extended. -seyer ps: cmonson.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 dear neveda weather i hate you.... k thanks. souls wants to move back to cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Dear seyer, I believe that the sharks will pull it off, should catch a game if they move on AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Dear soulkillers, I'm sorry. This is actually really nice for this time of year. -laughslast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Dear souls Really? Weather wasn't too bad today. Dear laughs Weather up north is different then you Vegas peoples have, but just as windy. Dear work Hurry up and be done with. Almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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