brothhalynch Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 dear police officers no need to look at your thread just a buch of crap on there any way \ brothalynch triple 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dear person, I swear to god that I'm such a patient person. I'm giving one last try.. If you flake on me today I am dunzo. -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 dear almighty thursday nights at devine were amazing.... upper level vip . leagal bjs. moved to the el sleazze for drunk kjay harrasment.. souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dear dear__________ thread, just wanted to share how ridiculous my blood line is. I go to see my brother's fam today. he is very redneck-y/white trash-y/ and they look like white power type people. My fatass brother bought those topsy-turvy things. thought he had a plan..put hook thing in the ground..hang planter things from them. well, as soon as he hung the plants on it..the hook hella leaned to the side..almost coming out of the ground. so he was trying to find something to support the hook thing. He took two propane tanks and tied them together with some rope to hold them together at the base of the hook thing. sounds ridiculous, right? no, it didnt get ridiculous until (instead of cutting the rope) he used a lighter to burn it off. heres a pic.... *bonus redneck ass crack. ps. im drinking. I told almighty i was buzzed..it might be beyond that. might do some drunk posted. shameful/awesome sex thread..here I come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dear channel zero, I cant sleep tonight and its Easter, so i guess that means i have something in common with Jesus. I feel like planning a trip out of town to experience life from a different angle err perspective. who has a couch to sleep on and tour guide in their blood? It would be GREAT! This would not be for a couple of weeks, so that gives us time to chat and figure shit out. I also dont want to go to into south. Let me be more specific, NO FLORIDA OR TEXAS. Your friend CRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 dear crust punks/hippies bathe!! dear seyer you can only give so many chances dear souls next week dear sm just a little? dear crack rock do it -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dear SM, I can relate, I got crazy family for days. -grd Dear Saturday night, ummmm wow, let's not do that for a while huh /badsarah Dear oontz, Happy chocolate egg day! I hope the bunny was kind to you -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 dear almighty, little? like little hands? Size Matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 dear matters of size haha no creepy little girly sally hands... dear grd if you dont remember, itdidn't happen almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dear grd. Im kind to everyone. -Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 dear 12oz, fuuuuuuu, i'm drunk. -noes from rottingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dear Almighty, I'm from the ignore it and it'll go away school of thought for the stuff I do remember so it's all good. grd Dear bunny, that hasn't been my experience /neverenougheggsoner Dear day after the night before, you suck -poorme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dear almighty, Truuue thaaat. -seyer Dear SM, :lol: holy shieet that's pretty....hood? I can't really say ghetto, but damn. That made my day. At least he doesn't use his teeth to cut things like my fam, or pick up stuff with their feet....or point at things with their lips. Crazy families rule. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 dear sleyO, crazy families ftw. i don't really have much of any. but i grew up around a lot of homies that had those crazy families. -noesr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dear oontz... now i know how ice cube felt... today i found out that what i thought was some mild strain of an incurable STD i've had for 6 years was actually a common running injury... it has been knockin' my confidence something terrible... good ol' internet. you are better than every doctor/specialist i've been to... and my mate got oot the pokey two months early!! today was a good day... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 dear rolf dont worry. soon youll have a day so shitty that youll forget all about how great today was, and you'll hate life like the rest of us. dont get to excited. you'll crash soon FUCKITALLONER EDOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dear Rolferino, that made me laugh out loud - sorry Mar sin leibh an dràsda - g Oh deary me, disregard everything but Pavement and Aeschylus stoopidgrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 dear criminals of erf don't tweet about your crimes it will get you laughed at when you're busted !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dear friend that works at nike, thank you for turning me into a sneaker head, all I do is look at shoes all day. asshole. -fishstix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dear experimental psychology exam in about an hour, Pleeeease take it easy on me! You are amongst the hardest psych class I ever took. Fuck you. I studied all weekend,all day yesterday, slept early and reviewed some more this morning, you better give me a decent score bitch. Please and thank you's, seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 dear weedheads, other than the blunt i hit the other night i havent smoked in a week for the first time in about 6 years of smoking multiple times a day, stuffs making me too fooly these days, too passive as well, thats got to stop. i gotta set some shit straight then maybe i'll come back to the high life i love.. i can already tell im getting spastic again and i cant say i mind. and i can already feel the verbal and physical altercations that are probably gonna/may result from this. i've already been told by like 5 people "god damn man will you got hit a fuckin bowl or something" ..:lol:.. people i know are about to be tossed for a loop.. dear symbols, it still boggles my mind the shit people tweet and update their facebook status about.. even after all the shit people have caught because of it. i have neither a twitter, facebook account, or any of that shit. the oontz is as close to a tweet or status update or whatever as i get (not that i think anyone here gives a fuck).. people are constantly telling me to make a FB. fuck having to friend idiots i met at a party last night i dont give two shits about, but we have mutual friends.. people making passive aggresive, indirect, childish comments like "you make me sick, i hate you 2 you know who you are" type shit, grow up.. checking in like "so and so is grabbing a coffee at starbucks.. like i give a rats ass haha. -JCagsisumad@facebookiguess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dear seyer, Good luck, exam time is everyone's favorite time of year. I'm buried in research bullshit as we speak. You're braver than I for taking on a science. -Realism Dear strange cold/bronchitis/whatever you are, I mean, you're cool and all because I can launch into an explosive hacking cough on command, which has proven really useful to get out of certain situations the past few days. However, the seizure like sneezes and following nosebleed this morning were really unnecessary. It's about to be getting warm, and I have to go get wasted for my buddy's birthday this weekend. If you could vacate by Thursday night or Friday morning that'd be cool. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 dear realism, you got allergies dude? i know a few people that are all fucked from allergies right now :lol: at using your on call cough to get out of situations though. -Cagney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dear Realism, Thanks. For the research bullshit, I'm buried in that myself for this class, plus a another psychology class as well. For both I have to do a research paper that will sum up to 20 pages when I'm done. For your multi symptom cold type thing, that sucks. Maybe James Cagney is right, it might be allergies. I know a few people and myself that get that shit this time of year which makes spring suck. Good luck with that and your research! -seyerrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Dear Cagney, I have mild ones to dust and pollen, but they don't really fuck with me like this. Maybe there's just more pollen than usual where I'm at, dunno. As I was typing this response, I got hit with nosebleed part II. I do have dry nasal passages so I'm used to those, but now there is blood all over my desk. Fun fact. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 dear edoggg... fuck sake man, have a fuckin' beer and a wank and cheer up yi miserable cunt... even when life does shite on my head i can think "at least i don't have the clap..." and realise things could be worse... dear grd... glad that cheered yi up hen... rolferino... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 dear administartors thanx for banning my ip dress am not sure if it is sarcasm yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 dear girl who i've written about in this thread before, it's weird having someone around who likes being around you. hmmm. much love, inj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Dear injury, Where is stone cold steve austin? -fishstix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Dear injury, Awww hecka cute! Dear sm/symbols/grd/ss/seyer/other Oontz ladies, Hey ladies! Whats good? Any cool good shit going on? Dear self and big sister, Breathe. Just remember to breathe. -Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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