Chicharones Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 dear ssn, can't sleep? pm me your aim. chi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Dear Creepirones, super creepy -creepedout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Dear Google Image Search, Thanks for the laughs. When I typed in "Porkchop Express," you gave me this. God bless you, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 dear earl, that picture might bring cali back to 12oz. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Dear Suki, For his sake, I might remove it then. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 dearest earl um. what can i say. that's a good one for bad tattoos. lull. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Dear dude, It's my life's pet peeve when someone flakes on me. It's even more irritating when I spend the whole week all excited as fuck. I stay up all night cause I can't sleep, I end up cleaning the house cause I'm all anxious, yet you flake on a negra. It's not cool to make me cry nigga, fuck you. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 dear seyer keep your chin up girl. we as males are two thirds retarded 42% of the time souls of a realistic male 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 dear seyseysey... i'll stab that boy in the fuckin' face for yi... but seriously, fuck that cunt... now go put on some barry white sing along and dance pure mental aboot the hoose. that always cheers me up... (R.I.P Walrus...) dear stacey big tits... thanks for the pints the night... dear old wifey in the shop,i can appreciate your interest in saving the whole fuckin' world single handedly by not giving people plastic bags... but carring 2 litres of coo (milk) and six bottles o beer oot the car with one hand's no very easy. .. so difficult infact i dropped one o the beers on the road. i am warning you now, if it bursts one o my tyres, i'll be bursting your fuckin' nose... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 dearest seyer, fuck flaky niggas! get money. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Dear people who don't say thank you or even acknowledge that I'm opening or holding a door for them, I wish nothing but bad on you. Real bad. Super bad. Hot lava poured into your gaping asshole bad. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Dear seyer, I'm rarely serious on this site, nor are we dope Facebook friends or any of that shit, but I'm sorry to hear that...very whack of dude. -Realism Dear earl, I hate that shit too, but I wish even worse things on the people who don't hold the door open for you when they are RIGHT in front of you, and just open that shit enough to squeeze through. Especially if you're holding something, like a drink or your balls to keep them from dragging on the ground. I've screamed on more than one person for this. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 dear seyseysey i went through this, too many times i stopped getting excited about shit unless i arranged it. maybe that's why i loved doing solo vacations so much meh, don't be bummed. his loss. and better to find out how flaky people are sooner rather than later. !@#$% dear earl, i thank you. courtesy and chivalry are dying !@#$% dear ********* step your game up. now. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Dear Sey Luv. Its easy for him to do it now..it will continue to be just as easy. spend all of that excitement and anxiousness on someone where the feeling is mutual BUT it did remind me of this song.. -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 dear earl i agree with u o that. its lame not to say something when someone else holds the door open for u. i have held doors open with my son in one hand and food in the other and mutha truckers dont say anything. maybe it is i am getting older or slighty more mautre.. but a lil kindness makes someones day even better.. souls dear woman friend.. sorry i was up front and told u no on anything more..u are my homie nothing more. yes i think u are pretty but u cant keep and convo about anything other than jersy shore....fuckin lame.. \ souls of the yeah dear self i know i know they are fun but slow your dirty roll thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 dear dear thread, need a tissue? tom EF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 dear tomfoolery... nah it's fine. i've just wiped it on the bed sheets. rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Dear everyone, Thanks, I got over it. I'm not even gonna make an effort to make him feel bad. Moving along, seyo fo yayo Dear tomfooley, My bad I wiped it on your shirt. Hope you don't mind. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Dear bunch of cunts, far be it from me to question your business practices but how the fuck are you still trading?! You've ruined my day off and for that I'm making it my business to fuck your shit up. /relatedtoamemberofparlimentoner Dear New Guy, I caught flack for changing my long standing plans for tonight to fit around your work schedule. It had better be worth it. Sincerely, grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 dear WORK, not excited for you tonight. lemme get through and shit without problems. dear wall, i dont have a sketch for you but im itching to paint so bad it isnt even funny. dear DAYS IN PIES THREAD, get ready! first (real) one. -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Dear African Poachers, I hope you get the A.I.D.S. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Dear Earl, L0L. -NOESR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Dear 12 oz people, This is the fucking craziest thing that has happened to me in recent memory. Feel free to cool story bra me or tldr me now. So i was minding my own business. I drive past these dudes think nothing of it. Park and start walking to where i need to go. Minding my own fucking business going to where i need to go. Walk by these stairs and some dude says nice tits. Minding my own business. I mean, boy said it and i heard it but i kind of just keep walking on by. Plus he has another guy chilling with him. Im not trying to have a conversation. Ya feel me? Anyways, Walk past and move along to where i gotta go to handel my business. So Im walking up this hill and handle my shit whatever Ok holy shit not even gonna lie I got so fucking stuck i could not even move I am standing where Im at and i see these guys fucking swarm Im like WTF These guys are about to get jumped I could not even move. Ok dont judge me. These 5 dudes has their shit out and cocked. I was like holy fuck. I shit you not. I just started thinking of my baby brother and my baby sisters and my big sisters wedding. I was like holy shit i got shit to do today, like cook my moms dinner tonight. Fuck. This guy looks up at me and is like hey, thats that chick. We all just stare at each other. Im so fucking scared i could fucking have a heart attack But for some reason i smile and thats it. They fucking put their shit away and left. Then it was just me and my car and these three dudes. I just hopped in my car and left. Minding my own business -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 you saw some people get jumped after they complimented your tits? just clarifying.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Seeing someone get jumped is one thing but i personally have never had a gun pulled on me. I mean i know how to clean a gun load a gun shoot a gun. But being swarmed by 5 guys with them has never fucking happened to me in me in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 yeah, i've had a gun pointed at me twice and i've been shot at once. it sucks. and once i was jumped by a gang of kids and beaten up pretty badly. (stitches to the dome piece) definitely a scary experience. i'm hoping nothing like that happens to me again. or you. glad you're ok gurl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Dear laughslast, Did you get where u needed to go to handel ur business? What did you get "so fucking stuck" in? -LUGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Like so stuck i couldnt move. Like frozen. And yeah it was business like for work. I was in like work clothes going to see like this 85 year old dude. I mean the area is kind of hood but i dont live in oz and this old man cant help where he lives. I was like in a white button down and jeans or maybe slacks. I was like fuck i am not ready for this right now. Just got done eating lunch and shit. Shits weird. Damn symbols that makes me hella bummed on the world though. Like i thought id seen some shit and heard some shit but that makes me hella sad to hear(or read)that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 i've been living in a dengerous city for awhile now though when i was shot at, it was someone i knew i've had a gun pulled on me once while i was on a bus and another time i was in a pizza shop while it was robbed, and everyone got the gun pointed at them (it was only a counter and a small space to sit, there were only 3 of us in the store) the gang of kids that jumped me was kind of stupid. i'd lived here for so long and i'm not afraid to go anywhere, but this wasn't even a bad hood. they were from around the way (some low rise housing projects) and were out looking for trouble on a friday night i was just inthe wrong place at the wrong time. i got bitchslapped in the head with my steel Ulock, and then they all ran off because i was bleeding so bad. didn't even get my bike. i'd say all things considered, this is just life in the big city however, move on over to crossfire where we are discussin the implosion of the middle east, and you'll see i've commented that in my older age, i'm coming to realize that the heart of man is nasty. people are cruel and unusual, and we just do our best to get by. ... dear life you are up and down and all around sometimes i hate you sometimes i love you and i have no idea what, if anything, comes next. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Dear Symbols, The way you describe life is the way I describe living in NYC. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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