RazorRamon Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Dear Rolf, My true dream is to knock up one of these Disney bitches ie Selena Gomez, and continue to smoke weed and live off of her dime. Hopefully making the media mad as fuck as I drive around in the Ferrari she paid for receiving tickets for driving around while high and having her pay it off. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear uncle, ima miss you. saying your rosary at church wasn't easy. it made me teary as fuck. it was the same church that my girl's mother's rosary was held. damn.. i remember when i was a little kid we would visit you because my grandma was living in your house and you would get mad at us for making noise haha fuck. you would pull our hair and tell us to shut up. you sorta reminded me of my dad w/ that deep ass voice. fuckin ey. i'll see you one day.. /. dear liver cancer, i wish you were a human being so i could beat the fuck outta you repeatedly over and over again. /fuckyou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear methamphetamyne, sorry for your losses. shit sucks. stay up, keep it posi. -oddp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 DEAR meth, same here.^^ sorry bro. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear 12oz, Yesterday, the 12th, was my birthday. I will be accepting gifts for the remainder of the week. Kthx. -faceface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear IHU, hurry your ass up. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear Sleep. Me and you are gunna be like this *crosses fingers* tonight. Hopefully these sleeping pills don't give me ridiculous dreams. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear whomever, Sup. -NOESY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear 12oz, Will you pool together enough money so I can fly out to Calig and Suki for the sushi challenge? Thanks, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear earl, make it happen. i don't do sushi, but i'll watch. i might make it out to ny again in november...we'll see. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear car of mine, i loved you like you were my child. i just spent hundreds on a new timing belt, paid insurance for a year, washed you more intensely than i wash my own balls after a greasy one night endeavour. why did your axle have to snap while i was on the freeway, causing me to crash you into the median? i hit my head too, you stupid import. now im stuck paying towing and impound fees for a car i cant even drive, plus you fucked up my game with the bitches. notimpressedoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear thealmightyme... keep digging that hole deeper and deeper...eventually it has to even out...right??? also dear soon to go to jail homie you should save that spot for me indefinitely...just saying dirtandsagebrushlivinginaselfmadeholethatsgettingdeeperalmightyme... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear today, thanks---------- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear retard upstairs, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR POWER SAW REVVING, HAMMER BANGING(PAUSE), STAIRCASE RUMBLING, DOOR SLAMMING SHIT. YOU LIVE IN A FUCKED UP SHITTY APRATMENT ROOM, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? EAT SHIT! I can't even smoke weed in perfect silence anymore... killing my high and shit... fuck outta here with this elephant shit. Love, the guy who's gonna set fire to your cat tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear Gogol Bordello, Thanks for making awesome last night. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 earl, i'll donate to your fund as long as there is a photothread when you return. how much do you need? -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear earl, yeah make it happen! <3 ssn dear red, you're so generous. can you send me to the east coast too? thank you in advance. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear oontzers, wanna know how to spell out 978 in german? here yah go... neunhundertachtundsiebensig..... and thats all one word too. loves, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear michahawaii i take it that graff groupie lass showed you her minge? Dear rolf, she showed me things i didnt know were possible. lol i wish i could share with the world some pics..but i didnt learn how to share in school. lol stingywithhisbzzzzzsoner M.Hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear RUNINE, translate to an equation , then solve. ten more than a number is equal to negative -nine-hundred and seventy-eight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear Inapporpriate Responder, it is grammtically incorrect to say "and" between 900 and 78 and in english you sepreate the numbers( Nine Hundred, Seventy Eight) In german the numbers are spelled out as one word(neunhundertachtundsiebenzig RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear thickums, i forgive you. i'll type up that outline tonite. m.graff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 silly goose, you put down the outline AFTER you put down the fill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear marlboro cigarettes, Fuck you. -fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear runine, what was i thinkin right? m.graff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 dear earl, make it happen! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear 12oz, Will you pool together enough money so I can fly out to Calig and Suki for the sushi challenge? Thanks, Earl dear earl, virgin american flies sfo to jfk for like 120 bucks. And they have tvs in the headrests. AND ALSO you can message people in other seats scenario: Walking up the aisle and you see a girl who's "airplane hot*", but you don't want to be obvious and sit right next to her. Simply glance up and peep her seat row/number. Then make sure you give her a big smile so she notices you and an hour or so into the flight send her a message like, "Hi im the guy that smiled at you as we were boarding. Did you know that you can you can send messages to different seats? LOL" Soon you will be getting all the under the blanket airplane handjobs you can handle.. *- A girl who is hot on the airplane due to the limited amount of girls you can compare her to. Also works on the bus or subway. NBB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Dear NBB, I'm out of the game man. I've got a woman who puts up with my bullshit and that's hard for me to replace. I'm not exactly Johnnie Walker Coolguy, and I fucking hate the bachelor lifestyle. So I probably wouldn't do any of that handjob texting on a plane, because with my luck I'd get caught, and end up on every nationally syndicated news program as the guy who got arrested for shooting semen across an isle that ends up on an elderly woman's forehead. It ain't worth it! Instead I'll just send random messages to random seats saying "do you smell that? was that you?" Your's immaturely, Earl Dear redeyedanimal, Thanks for the support. I was joking about that, thinking nobody would donate, but now you got me thinking! Broke as a joke, Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Earl, I know you're like married so i was just pointing out a scenario... Much fun can be had when you can message any seat in the plane. I used it to ask the stewardess for a drink... First class free drinks baby. owwwwww nb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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