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dear weekend,

you're almost here.

worked 14 days in a row and i need a break.

im tired, stressed, annoyed, irritated...

lets have a good time this weekend

and just not worry about anything.

<3 ssn

 

dear michael,

i haven't seen you in 6 years.

when you leave philly we

have to make it a point to see each other.

i have missed you so much.

can't wait to see you.

<3 ssn

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Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last package I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning

but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy

and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall

I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Slim; {*screaming*

Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!

Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk

but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you

cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now

Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

 

 

eminemhawaiioner!

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dear oontz...

 

one is rather high at this present moment in time...

 

one doesn't choose to be high as a daily occurance...

 

but one feels the need to share the fact that one is high with the rest of one's virtual world...

 

 

dear michahawaii....

 

post more minge you have left the dear homo no thread in suspense for too long with the promise of a female front bum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

one likes front bum...

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dear hash browns,

 

you are great and kept me moving in school everyday last week. i just have one complaint. why do you taste so...quite frankly awful when rewarmed? even your texture changes. i feel like i have to eat you right away cause if i save you, you get gross on me:( . oh well i guess. keep up tha for tha most part good work.

 

mass

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