Drue_Down Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 A few oontzers have posted some good advice since this pandemic occurred. Let’s keep the memes, politics, and general bullshit out of this thread and dedicate it to helping each other out. @abrasivesaintdropped a helpful nugget earlier I’m forcing myself to workout by only watching shows if I’m using my elliptical or doing basic exercise like lunges, squats, sit-ups, pushups, etc. My local grocery store & pharmacies are not stocked on some core necessities, so I went to the mini-mart gas station next door - it was full of frozen foods, vitamin C supplements, Cold-Eze, White Castle sliders 🍔 and a bunch of shit no one thinks a gas station would carry. Hardware stores are also great resources for every day necessities. Since whitey took all the 🧻- I bought a bunch of Kleenex as a reserve. I’ve always been a big fan of wet arse wipes, I’m fully stocked, but I learned from a plumber years ago to never flush them. We keep small trash cans with scented garbage bags (Amazon) next to our toilets for disposal, all this panic may cause sewer blockage from people flushing “flushable” wipes - DON’T! If the shit really hits the fan, stock up on the small things that are big in daily life people haven’t considered yet: coffee, coffee filters, condiments, spices, vitamins, Q-tips, feminine “napkins”, toothpaste, mouthwash, yada yada yada, all the little things you’ll need in the coming months when going to a store is a gamble 🎲 ...or neg me, just stay safe and alive. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 This one fits in here, only because my friend's roommate is freaking out and unable to stay still. She got layed off the Casino, she is used to seeing different people from the Black Jack Table and I don't blame her. But on the real, she finds an excuse to go out and she seems to be hungry all the time. I told my friend to tell the roommate that I'm a ninja and I will shave her eyebrows myself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Meh. Fart noise. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 I concur, the solution to polution is dilution, lets keep the "no malarkey" content flowing to the same thread. We do not really have the volume to break it out, I made a suggestion earlier for a crossfire alternative but that ship has sailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_ONE Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_ONE Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 This guy always comes through during crazy times. Hope everyone is good. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_ONE Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Also check sites FB groups like Freecycle and Buy Nothing. Via Buy Nothing I've gotten fresh citrus from two different people with trees. Fresh juice, marinade, screw drivers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, morton said: I concur, the solution to polution is dilution, lets keep the "no malarkey" content flowing to the same thread. We do not really have the volume to break it out, I made a suggestion earlier for a crossfire alternative but that ship has sailed. It started as a crossfire talk, but once it hit the populous it transferred here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 hit the what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abrasivesaint Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: hit the what? Hit The Lights - Metallica 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 If you have Dominican or Mexican neighborhoods nearby with little mini marts or bodegas and you’ve never bothered to check them out, do it. They are hidden gems stocked to the brim with everything you could think of (NYC not included obviously, we know, we get it, you’ve been had bodegas) This psa is for those of yous (whites, mostly) who have no idea what I’m talking about. So next time you see those bare ass stop and shop shelves just know theres hope on the other side of town 🤣. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 ^^^^ This 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Been in there covering routes while working or hanging out with the local goons. Natolli's and Tony's are the legit spots on the outskirts of the northside of Chicago for Good food and anything else 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Its gonna have to get worse before all of my hacks, tips, tricks come into play. When it does I'll share my knowledge step-by-step with all of you on how to make rope with a waist band, bow and arrow out of bic pen and paper, and many useful other things like shanks all while on how to recruit prison guards, I mean cops and national guards to move your contraband from zip code to zip code. How to make tattoo ink comes in handy too it's pretty easy to. Need fire? I got you covered. Hand me a paper clip, pencil lead, and that's right, toilet paper. But let's just hope it doesn't get to that point. This isnt malarkey, this is anarchy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 My only advice is being out of work for months during a collapse is going to sting people a lot worse than a couple a weeks off because of the flu. If you can work, do so, and if you can't for whatever reason, find work. If you're an entrepreneur, or hustler adapt your hustle for what's in demand right now. I can't stress this enough. nobody can save you but yourself. Shutting down an economy is easy, ramping one back up doesn't happen overnight. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: hit the what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 But in all seriousness.... buy a bidet. You won't need TP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 if all else fails........spray your nasty ass with a pressure washer lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, CALIgula said: But in all seriousness.... buy a bidet. You won't need TP Improvise, adapt, overcome. 😆 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Desperate times call for desperate measures 🤷🏾♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: hit the what? Hit the switches carnal 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 So I asked my cousin who is a plumber, also former Navy fucking Seal badass I know, he informed me that the reason they are able to call them flushable wipes is that they are safe for septic systems. They can be used but overuse will cause clogs. I feel like its a metaphor for life, but I don't mean to malarkey up this totally non redundant thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 I was thinking of good ways to play games with friends and family via zoom or FaceTime last night. I saw this on Facebook this morning: You Can Now Play Cards Against Humanity Online With Your Mates https://www.ladbible.com/technology/technology-you-can-now-play-cards-against-humanity-online-with-your-mates-20200328 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SMdoubleXL Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 If anyone plays solitaire I have a few other versions. If you play it often you might know them. Idk what they are properly called but I made a few videos to help with the visuals. and not fucking phone solitaire. Like a deck of cards in your hands solitaire. it’s a time passer if you are really stuck and tired of looking at a screen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 One full deck of cards minus jokers object: not to let the Kings be fully exposed before exposing your other cards. lay out: lay cards face down in this order, one at a time, left to right a row of 4 on top (this will be cards A-4) a row of 5 in the middle (this will be cards 5-9) then another row of 4 on bottom (this will be cards 10,Jack, Queen then King ) all cards are face down, in stacks of four when you have dealt them except the Kings position. Instead of dealing the last card face down-flip it over -this is what begins your play. In this case I start with an eight. I count (beginning with the Ace position) to the 8th card position. Slide it face side up underneath the stack. Then take the top card (which is not exposed) flip it, this will be your next play. Continue this. try to get every card in it’s appropriate position, face up before that fourth King lands in your hand. Once you expose that fourth King you have no more cards to continue. (I played three times to try to get the whole thing in frame and of course I won. Also. My stacks are a lil messy) IMG_3877.MOV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Full, shuffled deck of cards minus the jokers. Object: to get all cards back into one pile, face up. Hold deck, face down in hand. Lay one card, starting with the card on top, face up at a time. Lay second card. If second card (card immediately drawn next) is either the same number or suit, lay it on top, face up of first card. If it doesn’t match either one continue laying cards down one at a time until either the next immediate card matches number or suit OR the third card laid after. (It’s a lil difficult to explain; hence video) you must play as the cards are dealt, following the snake layout, one at a time. Stacking, face up, either the immediate next card or the third card laid after. (So you will jump two cards back) either by matching number or suit. I didn’t win this hand but I think I overlooked a few plays, also. I’ve had this snake go on and on though. when you have a whole deck, in one pile, face up, you win. IMG_3878.MOV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I would have done regular solitaire game but I’m pretty sure you all know how to play that. That’s all I got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I wish we could play virtual spades. I wish i remembered exactly how to play spades, period. It’s the kind of shit you learn in jail and spend endless amounts of time enjoying forgetting about being in jail and then block out completely after you’re free apparently. At least according to homies who’ve done far more time than my little couple months. No one ever wanted to play with me 🤣 . Best card game ever imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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