KILZ FILLZ Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Most of these idiots have too much bong resin in their head to think about re adjusting their headlights after getting their SWEET CALI LIFT BRAH. So when their headlights are pointed strait in the air, and they can't see the road, they go out and get 4 hi power fog lights that fuckin shine RIGHT INTO YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR blinding me at 5 in the fucking morning on the way to work. GO PISS YA SELF. Not to mention most of these behemoths will never be in the desert getting dirty because they don't want their chrome 20s to get scratched or some shit. Why do you need this shit in the city?? Then you have these idiots who buy some WICKED FLAIRED FENDERS BRAH. and never fucking repaint their truck. Driving around in a fucking BIG FOOT lookin ass COP CAR with their original colored doors and white fenders in front and back. FUCK THESE MORONS Jeep Brah: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I hear ya Boat. I'm not a fan of those high powered halogen joints on all the new cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 xjonx would be pissed. if he was around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 totally off roading in suburban traffic jams to the extreme man dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 You're nobody in Phoenix without a pristine white pickup lifted 17 feet. Get all the bells and whistles: chrome rims, chrome shocks, chrome skid plate - 'cause hey, fuck it, that thing is never going off road anyway. Oh, and don't forget the Family, SoCal and Hurley stickers, br0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I love it when people make huge mud puddles on their property and then invite 50 people over to drive through it. It makes me feel so much better about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 FUCK THESE TRUCKS AND ANYONE WHO ENJOYS/DRIVES/OWNS ONE. /yesmad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 that shit is corny, i hate it aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UPS! Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Any grown man still playing in the mud shows signs of some serious mental problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 They should all get a serious dog up them, am i right guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Guy i work with has one of these...he also never fucks his wife. Im pretty sure his dick is mad tiny.... Metal Mulisha Bro....what you aint down with Skin Industries. I know a bitch from my city who had one of these things and drove it into a resevoir.....she lived though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 i dont hate them when done right. its just to bad socal has managed to play them out to the point of making angry threads about em. and hid lights are dope. a little difficult to stare at em on the highway but the coverage you get is night and day compared to normal lights. dont have em on the vehicle im driving right now but did on the previous two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 ¿lolwat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Fuck all that. I used to take my truck off roading all the time. Fuck chrome wheels, chrome shocks. my truck had a small lift. 15 inch rims with the 33 tires. Took off the push bar in da front, grinded down the 2 pieces of metal in the front That held the push bar in place and made them into spikes sticking out 5 inches. If sum one would cut me off I would rear end them. Video related. Its my truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you go off roading...okay If you are just a douche that doesnt and has a lifted truck....no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 damn Random I was about to say that, I see a lot of these where I live and it is clear they are solely used for offroading and that is dope, but driving one of those in the street would suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 shits funny watching them trying to keep control when its windy out swerving all over the damn place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminiferous tubules Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 It's called micro-penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Nevermind lifted trucks, I hate anyone who drives a pick up truck who doesn't have a reason for it. I don't care how expensive it is, how clean it is, if you're not working in construction or some shit you don't need to drive a pickup, you fucking asshole. I dated a girl who disagreed with me on this once, but her family was pretty white trash, so I think that proves my point ha. And I fucking HATE any car with halogen lights...everytime I see them coming up behind me I think it's a cop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Tell us again how you hate pickup posers. Do drug dealers need pickups? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I have posted this before I am sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 on Kauai, i shit you not, 4/5 fucking vehicles are lifted fucking trucks... i guess it's somewhat warranted here, because of the terrain, but still.... drives me fucking nuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Tell us again how you hate pickup posers. Do drug dealers need pickups? I hate pickup posers. I don't know, do they? Odd question br0. Come to think of it, that's definitely the first time I've ever expressed hatred for pickups...do you drive a pickup? Did I offend you? UMAD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 i miss my lifted jeep. but i do agree that most people who have lifted anythings are douchewagons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 quite obviously concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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